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(Just for fun) What is the best tuner?

  • Mopar

    Votes: 7 13.0%

  • Amuse

    Votes: 15 27.8%

  • Spoon

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • RUF

    Votes: 10 18.5%

  • Nismo

    Votes: 22 40.7%

  • Other

    Votes: 16 29.6%
  • Total voters
    54
MOPARbarrett5
Been around for 76 years..... straight (sponsors NHRA race every year, Rally trucks etc)
GT been around for 15 years not as straight (5 games multiple prologues etc)
Mopar- The real racing (no simulation needed)
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Starting to suspect that I'm a time traveler.

Sparkytooth - Time traveler.
 
MOPARbarrett5
Been around for 76 years..... straight (sponsors NHRA race every year, Rally trucks etc)
GT been around for 15 years not as straight (5 games multiple prologues etc)
Mopar- The real racing (no simulation needed)
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I don't see how GT hasn't been around so straight. It's not like they can make a new game every day. Now you're just talking ridiculous nonsense on making Mopar look like it's the product of God.

It's just a tuning association.
 
Time travel to 2014 please and see if GT6 is worth buying.
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Be right back
 
I should change my name to Amuse and start shouting from the rooftops about just how legendary I think they are and now no other tuning company or game company(?????) can hold a candle to them.
 
Well, sarcasm (what im doing) is encouraged in this thread but over exaggeration is HORRIBLE! (see how annoying that gets "HORRIBLE" thats not as encouraged)
(Sarcasm) Have you ever got so bored with GT that you just want to complain to the whole world? Well GT forums is the place to do it. Thousands of (not so) great things to complain about all within a few clicks of a button.
 
UrieHusky
I should change my name to Amuse and start shouting from the rooftops about just how legendary I think they are and now no other tuning company or game company(?????) can hold a candle to them.
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Still got nothing on the breakfast tuners :p
 
MOPARbarrett5
Well, sarcasm (what im doing) is encouraged in this thread but over exaggeration is HORRIBLE! (see how annoying that gets "HORRIBLE" thats not as encouraged)
(Sarcasm) Have you ever got so bored with GT that you just want to complain to the whole world? Well GT forums is the place to do it. Thousands of (not so) great things to complain about all within a few clicks of a button.
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People are just getting tired of "MOPAR MOPAR OMG MOPAR", that's all.
 
UrieHusky
I should change my name to Amuse and start shouting from the rooftops about just how legendary I think they are and now no other tuning company or game company(?????) can hold a candle to them.
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AMUSEbarrett5​

I love Amuse. They tune JDM cars in such a spectacular fashion that Polyphony Digital were motivated to include a range of their cars in their masterpiece, Gran Turismo 5. Amuse cars beat every other race car in the world on time attacks in Tsukuba circuit. I think more people should race with them.
 
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AMUSEbarrett5​

I love Amuse. They tune JDM cars in such a spectacular fashion that Polyphony Digital were motivated to include a range of their cars in their masterpiece, Gran Turismo 5. Amuse cars beat every other race car in the world on time attacks in Tsukuba circuit. I think more people should race with them.
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Call me Spoonsparky50001 then. Amuse is good but I have no favorites, I like spoon alot and want to take another tuner that isn't Mopar or Amuse.
 
Well lets just put it this way, Mopar Amuse Spoon whatever are all still better than Porshe (at least in GTs eyes)
 
I think you're dragging this thread a little far off-topic Barret 👎
 
MOPARbarrett5
Well lets just put it this way, Mopar Amuse Spoon whatever are all still better than Porshe (at least in GTs eyes)
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[DEADHORSE]Actually, it's that they're better than paying EA's extortionate fee.[/DEADHORSE]

Want a Porsche in GT? Drive a Ruf.

Sorry that wasn't a very good ad, but some of them have been quite funny and I think getting back on topic would be a good 💡.

Edit: Tree'd
 
MOPARbarrett5
Well lets just put it this way, Mopar Amuse Spoon whatever are all still better than Porsche (at least in GTs eyes)
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Fixed. And how so? Because they couldn't get licensing for those cars? Perhaps when GT6 comes out, you'll be kind enough to front them the cash to use to buy the license so we can have them in-game. Assuming, that is, that Porsche is even interested in releasing their cars on a different game. I'm quite happy driving the beefed up, performance oriented RUF's in GT5 regardless.
 
KinLM
I don't see how GT hasn't been around so straight. It's not like they can make a new game every day. Now you're just talking ridiculous nonsense on making Mopar look like it's the product of God.

It's just a tuning association.
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Exactly.

You're taking it too far, Barrett. Stop. You're not acting mature. We're here to make and read sarcastic ads about GT5, not Mopar ads with Beavis and Butthead as the stars. Mopar is just a tuning association, like KinLM said. We know you're a big fan; but you're showing it off too much.
 
OK fine I will do no Mopar ads
Do you have a great idea to put in GT5? Well try for GT6 because other than new (and sometimes recycled) seasonals, GT5 is not the focus.
GT5- the past
GT6- the getting closer to present
 
MOPARbarrett5
OK fine I will do no Mopar ads
Do you have a great idea to put in GT5? Well try for GT6 because other than new (and sometimes recycled) seasonals, GT5 is not the focus.
GT5- the past
GT6- the getting closer to present
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Looks more like a statement about something which should be common sense then an ad.

I'll post a real ad in a bit, gotta think of something good.
 

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