Tattoos.

[SandStorm]

There are numerous advantages to getting a $50 bill tattoo'd on to your member. Here are a few:

• You can play with your money;
• You can watch your money grow; and,
• Your girlfriend can blow as much money as she likes.

 

[Spock]

 

[TarnishedAngel5]

eww...

 

[milefile]

Good one.

 

[Super-Supra]

!!!!!!!!!

 

[under18carbon]

Heh. Heh. Heh.

 

[Acidman]

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

 

[F1man]

 

[Naoki]

 

[Formula1racer]

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[Shannon]

Isn't it, you can watch your money grow with interest?

Heard 'em before.

 

[Da Green Diablo]

 

[Jugend]

Payment in natura gets a better meaning with that tatto!

 

[wee_man]

There's this bloke who owns a tatoo parlour. And one of his good mates is gay. The tatoo parlour owner knows he's gay. So one day his gay freind walks in and asks his good freind if he can do a tatoo of a 4X4 truck on his "member". And the tatoo parlour owner looks at him a bit funnily and says
"if anything why'd you want a tatoo of a 4X4 truck on ya kn*b?" The gay man replies by saying,
"well ya see I've got a lot of **** to plough through."

 

[Kelly]

not bad for a sandstorm joke

wee man that's just sick

 

[Squid]

Originally posted by wee_man
There's this bloke who owns a tatoo parlour. And one of his good mates is gay. The tatoo parlour owner knows he's gay. So one day his gay freind walks in and asks his good freind if he can do a tatoo of a 4X4 truck on his "member". And the tatoo parlour owner looks at him a bit funnily and says
"if anything why'd you want a tatoo of a 4X4 truck on ya kn*b?" The gay man replies by saying,
"well ya see I've got a lot of **** to plough through."

Hahhahaha

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by wee_man
There's this bloke who owns a tatoo parlour. And one of his good mates is gay. The tatoo parlour owner knows he's gay. So one day his gay freind walks in and asks his good freind if he can do a tatoo of a 4X4 truck on his "member". And the tatoo parlour owner looks at him a bit funnily and says
"if anything why'd you want a tatoo of a 4X4 truck on ya kn*b?" The gay man replies by saying,
"well ya see I've got a lot of **** to plough through."

Reining in on my parade, are we?

Good one.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by lotus350
not bad for a sandstorm joke

What? Did somebody say something?

B*tch.

 

[Jugend]

I'll continue on this theme, mabye you havent heard this one before..

A guy gets a tattoo on his wiener with his girlfriends name, Wendy. In it's deflated state only the letters w and y is showing, only when it is erected the name is there.. On a trip to jamaica he stands urinating in the mens room next to a native and they both discover that they have the same tattoo on their penises, WY. So, the guy asks the jamaican: - Is your girlfriends name also Wendy and points to his tattoo.. Jamaican: - No, my tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day"

/D

 

[SandStorm]

Yeah, I've heard that one before, it's quite good!

I only read the first and last lines.

 

[Squid]

Originally posted by GTJugend
I'll continue on this theme, mabye you havent heard this one before..

A guy gets a tattoo on his wiener with his girlfriends name, Wendy. In it's deflated state only the letters w and y is showing, only when it is erected the name is there.. On a trip to jamaica he stands urinating in the mens room next to a native and they both discover that they have the same tattoo on their penises, WY. So, the guy asks the jamaican: - Is your girlfriends name also Wendy and points to his tattoo.. Jamaican: - No, my tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day"

/D

 

[under18carbon]

 

[Roo]

Hehe...good jokes

You know Steve-O from Jackass? He has the words "Your Name" tattood on his ass, so he can tell people "I have your name tattood on my ass". But you probably already know that.

 

[wee_man]

Originally posted by Roo
Hehe...good jokes

You know Steve-O from Jackass? He has the words "Your Name" tattood on his ass, so he can tell people "I have your name tattood on my ass". But you probably already know that.

I knew he had his ass stapled but not that.

 

[tsunami2003]

yo, anyone , tell me ya best hybrid and I bet I'll top it.

 

[SaleenASL]

Originally posted by tsunami2003
yo, anyone , tell me ya best hybrid and I bet I'll top it.

This post was funnier than any joke in this thread.

 

[Matrixhasu77]

Those are great jokes!