Teacher reprimanded for licking wounds

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Like, ew.

What kind of moron child would let some gross coach lick them?
 
I went to school with a "Scott Reed." Maybe it was he whom licked all those players. Scott Reed was always a perverse idiot. To bad they didn't show his picture.

Was this Reed fella a Goth-Vamp type of dude, or something? Iron deficiency, perhaps?
 
I remember one time when I was watching this kid's channel YTV, the female host and a male chef were just cooking some cookies or some crap and the host accidently spat while talking. So she had this little bit of saliva on the side of her mouth and the next thing you know the chef guy takes his index finger and wipes it off the side of her mouth....and then sticks his finger in his mouth. IN front of a god damn camera.
 
Reed must attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens within the next two months and furnish the commission with written verification of his attendance.

That’ll work. Got to love vampiric teachers.
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I heard about this guy on the news while back. I get the idea, he's one step away from being a child molester. He's probably crazy. :crazy:
 
Saliva is quite sterile. It's a good barrier against infection. Dog's saliva is totally sterile. Licking wounds is a pretty sound preventative.
 
Famine
Saliva is quite sterile. It's a good barrier against infection. Dog's saliva is totally sterile. Licking wounds is a pretty sound preventative.

Do you do things like this in Yorkshire then? :p

No, seriously, that is weird, but it was in America right?

(*cough* only in america *cough*)
 
Famine
Saliva is quite sterile. It's a good barrier against infection. Dog's saliva is totally sterile. Licking wounds is a pretty sound preventative.
I don't suppose it's too healthy for the person doing it though.

Blake
 
That is just truly bizarre. I mean they probably had a first aid kit there... it's not like they were lost in the woods.
 
the_undrtaker89
I remember one time when I was watching this kid's channel YTV, the female host and a male chef were just cooking some cookies or some crap and the host accidently spat while talking. So she had this little bit of saliva on the side of her mouth and the next thing you know the chef guy takes his index finger and wipes it off the side of her mouth....and then sticks his finger in his mouth. IN front of a god damn camera.

Wow, that's so absolutely horrible I think we should all join hands and pray. Come on people, give it a rest. Big deal.
 
Famine
Saliva is quite sterile. It's a good barrier against infection. Dog's saliva is totally sterile. Licking wounds is a pretty sound preventative.
This itself is true but licking the blood off someone elses wound is not normal and it's not good or sensible. What if the persons blood youre licking has HIV or other viruses in it. Not only that but it's just plain dodgy behavior.
 
Famine
Saliva is quite sterile. It's a good barrier against infection. Dog's saliva is totally sterile. Licking wounds is a pretty sound preventative.
So is urine, but you don't want your kid's teacher peeing on him, do you?
 
live4speed
This itself is true but licking the blood off someone elses wound is not normal and it's not good or sensible. What if the persons blood youre licking has HIV or other viruses in it. Not only that but it's just plain dodgy behavior.

Indeed. I was, however, just remarking that licking wounds is a good thing.

Solid Lifters
So is urine, but you don't want your kid's teacher peeing on him, do you?

In an emergency I'd quite like the custodians of my children - if I had any - to do whatever they could to safeguard them. If that means pissing on a wound to prevent infection, then so be it.
 
I any ordianry situation that wouldn't be needed, but say you're child gets stung by a Jelly fish on a school trip to the sea side. I would rather than child get pissed on than left suffering more than he has to.
 
Famine
Indeed. I was, however, just remarking that licking wounds is a good thing.



In an emergency I'd quite like the custodians of my children - if I had any - to do whatever they could to safeguard them. If that means pissing on a wound to prevent infection, then so be it.
If he was stranded on a deserted island, yes, but didn't this happen at school? Send the kid to the nurse!
 
live4speed
I any ordianry situation that wouldn't be needed, but say you're child gets stung by a Jelly fish on a school trip to the sea side. I would rather than child get pissed on than left suffering more than he has to.
Vinegar is better, but then if you don't have a supermarket around, I can see your arguement.

My son got stung by a jellyfish a week and a half ago. Vinegar made the burning go away, and he had no problems with it again. In my entire life of years of being a surfer, I not once got stung, and he gets stung three times in one day. :lol:
 
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