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No, she'd be your auntie, but with balls.

No, she'd be your auntie, but with balls.
"If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle" is a statement roughly equivalent to "if I put black shoe polish on my face I'd be a black person." If your auntie suddenly grew balls overnight for some unexplained supernatural reason she'd still be your auntie, just with added balls*, if I put black shoe polish on my face I'd still be white, I'd just be a white person in a racist state of dress.
*And if in a parallel universe the child conceived had a Y-chromosome rather than an X-chromosome they'd be a completely different person, who still wouldn't necessarily be your uncle rather than your aunt, although they most likely would be.
You've grossly overthought TenEighty's point.
Building up? Mansell had already had his great duel with Piquet (and arguably his best season in 1986) and was already 37 years old.3. Mansell was still building up.
Prost outqualified Lauda 28-2 (!) in their time together and outscored him 147.5-86. In 1984, Lauda only finished ahead of Prost when Prost had trouble (a puncture in South Africa, wheel issue in France and a sick engine in Canada). Lauda was outclassed by Prost and had to rely on Prost's misfortune to win the title.4. Lauda was waaaay past his prime AND Lauda beat Prost too (1-1)
2-1? They were only paired together for two seasons and Prost outscored Senna in both.5. Senna was less experienced then Prost AND Senna beat Prost too (2 -1, advantage Senna).
I remember a famous accident at Spa where Stewart slid off in the rain and was trapped in his BRM with gasoline filling up the inside of the tub. No one was there to help him. His team mate. the redoubtable Graham Hill, stopped his own BRM and rendered assistance, even borrowing tools from a nearby farmer to disassemble the steering wheel so Stewart could be pulled from the stricken wreck.
The other outcome-of-note is that from that moment Stewart always had a spanner fastened into the cockpit that would enable him to release the wheel if the need ever arose.
Stats don't tell the whole story though. He had a difficult 1978 rookie campaign as many drivers do and had many retirements after issues with the Michelin tires among other things. No one was beating Lotus that year as Andretti and Peterson went 1-2 and won half the races. The 312T4 (1979)was the best car he had and Ferrari finished 1-2 in the series with Gilles and Scheckter each getting 3 wins and many podiums between them, but as the second driver at the time, it was in the cards for Scheckter to win. Gilles had downright awful cars for the next two years. The 312T5 (1980) was such a disaster that reigning World Champion Scheckter scored only 2 points and retired at the end of the year, probably partly because in every race they managed to finish together, Gilles was ahead of Scheckter. The 126C (1981) was also dramatically outclassed and in spite of atrocious handling, Gilles brought it home to victory twice while team mate Pironi only managed 9 points all season, never finishing higher than 4th. With 2 cars entered every race, they averaged 1 DNF per race!Villeneuve was spectacular but not really any statistics support him being one of the greatest drivers of all time.
Jim Clark is #1 to me. He achieved the Grand Slam (pole, fast lap, lead every lap, win) 8 times. By comparison Lewis Hamilton has only done that just once in his career. Michael Schumacher, as dominate as he was, only accomplished that feat 5 times. He also turned down Monaco to run the Indianapolis 500, a race in which he lapped the entire field on his way to victory. And even somehow managed to run a NASCAR race.
He even had a higher pole winning percentage then Ayrton Senna
I have alot of respect for the guy
Jimmy Clark was on my list too although I'm not old enough to have seen him race. Hard to argue with 33 poles and 25 winds in 72 races, winning Indy (by 2+ laps no less) and the F1 title in the same year along with winning the BTCC and Tasman series while competing in F1, 2nd overall at LeMans, rallying, even a stint in Nascar.
I have so much respect for Jackie Stewart and what he has done for F1. So much. His book is a fantastic read.