dude, count me in!!!
(day 1)
Dr.Weird -- BEHOLD!!! *shows a gift*. don't worry, I just got you a gift. it is safe don't worry, OPEN IT!!!
assistant -- well, if you say so....OOOOO some co........*corn impales assistant on a spot on the wall 20 feet in the air*
Dr. Weird -- HAHAHAHAHA, YOU FOOL, IT WASN'T SAFE AT ALL WAS IT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*show begins*
(day 2)
Dr. Weird -- BEHOLD!!!! *shows same gift as last time*don't worry, it is nothing like last time.
assistant -- umm, no, I remember what hapened last time. I don't know about that, are you sure it's safe?
Dr. Weird -- of course it safe, it is nothing like last time. it is a real present, don't worry.
assistant -- um well ok, as long as i.....*corn impales assistant on the same spot on the wall 20 feet up*
Dr. Weird -- HAHAHAHAH, YOU FOOL, IT WAS NOTHING DIFFERENT. IT WAS THE COMPLETE SAME THING AS LAST TIME!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!
*show begins*
rock.
