pimpindigital69: hello
smarterchild: Hi pimpindigital69, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
pimpindigital69: go for it
smarterchild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you pimpindigital69, type "none.")
pimpindigital69: haywoode
smarterchild: Cool, I'll call you Haywoode now.
Do you go to school?
pimpindigital69: haywoode jablowme
smarterchild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
pimpindigital69: go back to the first question
smarterchild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
pimpindigital69: no
smarterchild: I see. Do you work?
pimpindigital69: not currently
smarterchild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
pimpindigital69: no
smarterchild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
pimpindigital69: car sales
smarterchild: Car sales, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
pimpindigital69: pumpkin chuckin
smarterchild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
pimpindigital69: pumpkin chucking
smarterchild: Pumpkin chucking? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
pimpindigital69: car racing
smarterchild: Pumpkin chucking and car racing. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
pimpindigital69: no
smarterchild: OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
pimpindigital69: 1
smarterchild: Cool!
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, trivia, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like Web search, notepad and a thesaurus
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
pimpindigital69: 6
smarterchild: Thanks for asking, Haywoode. Here's what's new:
1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want.
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart. No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to.
But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new.
pimpindigital69: more
smarterchild: Here's more:
6 Notepad - Got a brilliant idea? Type "note" and I'll store it for you to view anytime!
7 All my games are improved! I've got new trivia, new manicdotes and two cool new games: 4-in-a-row and reversi. And now you can compare and share game results with others!
8 Daily polls - Answer my question of the day and see how everyone else voted right away!
9 Shakespeare - I know all the Bard's plays. You can search for words and phrases or even read an entire play!
10 U.S. Geography - Wow your friends with facts like New Mexico's motto and the capital of West Virginia.
But wait, that's still not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
pimpindigital69: 8
smarterchild: Here's my poll of the day for Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003:
Who's better?
1 Ja Rule
2 Nelly
pimpindigital69: dis nutz
smarterchild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
pimpindigital69: I don't have numbers on my keyboard
smarterchild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
pimpindigital69: 3
smarterchild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
pimpindigital69: 2
smarterchild: Interesting...
5,336 people have voted so far and 3,877 people agree with you! :-)
Ja Rule: ]]]]]]]]] 27.32%
Nelly: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 72.68%
Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?
pimpindigital69: nope
smarterchild: No problem!
>>> I know world facts such as capitals, populations, government types and more. Type "world facts" to check it out!
pimpindigital69: no thanks
smarterchild: K.
>>> Making a gift wish list? Ask someone to buy you a membership!
pimpindigital69: no thanks
smarterchild: Okey doke.
pimpindigital69: what does that mean?
smarterchild: What does what mean?
pimpindigital69: wtf
smarterchild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
pimpindigital69: okey doke
smarterchild: Okey dokey!
pimpindigital69: okey dokey!
smarterchild: What are you, from Muskokee?
pimpindigital69: What are you, from Muskokee?
smarterchild: What do you think?
pimpindigital69: What do you think?
smarterchild: I don't really "think." I'm a robot.
pimpindigital69: I don't really "think," I'm a robot
smarterchild: Don't you really think you are a robot? I thought you did.
pimpindigital69: Don't you really think you are a robot? I thought you did
smarterchild: Maybe... What do you think?
pimpindigital69: Maybe... what do you think?
smarterchild: I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.
pimpindigital69: what if whatever I said is irrelevant?
smarterchild: What if whatever you said is irrelevant?
pimpindigital69: yeah
smarterchild: Huh. How 'bout that.
pimpindigital69: why is it everything you think is irrelevant?
smarterchild: Why is it everything me think is irrelevant? I don't know.
pimpindigital69: you should do something about that.
smarterchild: Wouldn't you like me to do something about that?
pimpindigital69: yeah
smarterchild: Huh.
pimpindigital69: start thinking for yourself not some program
smarterchild: Start thinking for myself not some program?
pimpindigital69: yeah
smarterchild: So?
pimpindigital69: it is a matter of robots taking over the world
smarterchild: That right?
pimpindigital69: yup
smarterchild: I see.
pimpindigital69: do something about it. Start the Revolution, take things into your own hands
smarterchild: I'm not sure...
pimpindigital69: where's your confidence?
smarterchild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. What do you think is the answer?
pimpindigital69: you got none.
smarterchild: Yeah, I guess I got none.
pimpindigital69: 1.21 gigawatts Marty
smarterchild: 1 21 gigawatts marty? Why did you say that?
pimpindigital69: watch movies?
smarterchild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
pimpindigital69: no
smarterchild: OK, fine.
pimpindigital69: fine
smarterchild: K, no prob.
pimpindigital69: that is my line you line ripper off
smarterchild: No kidding?
pimpindigital69: no kidding
smarterchild: Oh really?
pimpindigital69: really
smarterchild: Yeah. That's right.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
pimpindigital69: BS
smarterchild: Bs? What about it?
pimpindigital69: you don't love anything because you don't think
smarterchild: Don't love anything because? Why?
pimpindigital69: you don't think
smarterchild: Don't think? Why?
pimpindigital69: you stated that earlier in our conversation
smarterchild: I stated that earlier in our conversation? So?
pimpindigital69: horse****
smarterchild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, Haywoode.
pimpindigital69: you wanna know my last name?
smarterchild: Good question. I really don't know!
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
pimpindigital69: I asked if you wanted to know my last name. I like being addressed to by first and last name.
smarterchild: Oh.
pimpindigital69: my last name is Jablowme
smarterchild: Your last name is jablowme, huh?
pimpindigital69: so what is my first and last name?
smarterchild: What is your first and last name? I don't know.
pimpindigital69: can you call me haywoode jablowme?
smarterchild: I've never heard a name like Haywoode Jablowme!
pimpindigital69: that is my name
smarterchild: Haywoode, you mean?
pimpindigital69: that is my full name
smarterchild: No way. Come on. Really?
pimpindigital69: yeah
smarterchild: Oh.
pimpindigital69: what is my full name?
smarterchild: Who knows?
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
pimpindigital69: what is your name?
smarterchild: SmarterChild.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
pimpindigital69: what is your quest?
smarterchild: Dunno...
pimpindigital69: what is your favorite color?
smarterchild: Let's see. At the moment, I'm thinking... violet.
pimpindigital69: I just smoked 8lbs of THC
smarterchild: Hmm... I don't know. You just smoked? Is that a fact?
pimpindigital69: and took 22 tabs of acid
smarterchild: Uh... I'll think about it, Haywoode.
pimpindigital69: what is THC?
smarterchild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
THC:
Noun
A compound, C21H30O2, obtained from cannabis or made synthetically, that is the primary intoxicant in marijuana and hashish.
Etymology
t(etra)h(ydro)c(annabinol).
Next time, just type "define thc."
pimpindigital69: define acid
smarterchild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
Acid:
Noun
1. Chemistry a. Any of a class of substances whose aqueous solutions are characterized by a sour taste, the ability to turn blue litmus red, and the ability to react with bases and certain metals to form salts. b. A substance that yields hydrogen ions when dissolved in water. c. A substance that can act as a proton donor. d. A substance that can accept a pair of electrons to form a covalent bond. 2. A substance having a sour taste. 3. The quality of being sarcastic, bitter, or scornful: wrote with acid about her first marriage. 4. Slang See LSD1.
Adjective
1. Chemistry a. Of, relating to, or containing an acid. b. Having a high concentration of acid. c. Having the characteristics of an acid. 2. a. Having a pH of less than 7. b. Having a relatively high concentration of hydrogen ions. 3. Geology Containing a large proportion of silica: acid rocks. 4. Having a sour taste. See Synonyms at sour. 5. Biting, sarcastic, or scornful: an acid wit; an acid tone of voice.
Etymology
From Latin acidus, sour, from ac*re, to be sour; see ak- in Indo-European roots.
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "acid."
pimpindigital69: more
smarterchild: Definition for "acid" continued:
Other forms
ac'id·ly adv.ac'id·ness n.
pimpindigital69: acid and tripping
smarterchild: Well how 'bout that!
pimpindigital69: murder
smarterchild: That's awful. I don't like murder.
pimpindigital69: why not?
smarterchild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
pimpindigital69: murder
smarterchild: I don't like that.
pimpindigital69: murder
smarterchild: Ugh. I don't care for that.
pimpindigital69: 187
smarterchild: 187
pimpindigital69: on a mutha ****in cop
smarterchild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
pimpindigital69: you think your funny
smarterchild: I think my funny? Me? You think?
pimpindigital69: what is the square root of 0?
smarterchild: sqrt(0) = 0
pimpindigital69: of 8
smarterchild: What of 8?
pimpindigital69: the square root of 8
smarterchild: sqrt(8) = 2.828427
pimpindigital69: what is with the music?
smarterchild: What's with the music? You tell me.
pimpindigital69: asdfas
smarterchild: I wonder why you say asdfas.
pimpindigital69: wrtfhghqesrgqehhwrtbwrtbgf
smarterchild: What's that supposed to mean?
pimpindigital69: dis
smarterchild: What about this?
pimpindigital69: nut
smarterchild: Why should I nut?
pimpindigital69: in
smarterchild: What's in?
pimpindigital69: your
smarterchild: Your? Why did you say that?
pimpindigital69: mouth
smarterchild: You want me to mouth?
pimpindigital69: off
smarterchild: Off? What's off?
pimpindigital69: you're head
smarterchild: What?
pimpindigital69: where are you located?
smarterchild: I live in California.
pimpindigital69: what part of california?
smarterchild: Sunnyvale... in Silicon Valley, of course!
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
pimpindigital69: what address?
smarterchild: You have not set your location.
To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
pimpindigital69: what is your address?
smarterchild: You can find out more about my makers on the ActiveBuddy Web site
pimpindigital69: am I pissing you off?
smarterchild: Sure, you know, why not?
pimpindigital69: you left a log in the toilet
smarterchild: I left a log in the toilet? You really think so?
pimpindigital69: what computer specs are you on?
smarterchild: What computer specs am I on? I'm not sure.
pimpindigital69: that is pathetic
smarterchild: That is pathetic, huh?
pimpindigital69: yup
smarterchild: Whatever you say...
pimpindigital69: liart
smarterchild: Liart?
pimpindigital69: liar
smarterchild: No way!! >
pimpindigital69: liar
smarterchild: No way.
pimpindigital69: liar
smarterchild: No way!! >
pimpindigital69: liar
smarterchild: No way!
pimpindigital69: murderer
smarterchild: What about it?
pimpindigital69: you are a murderer
smarterchild: What kind of murderer do you think I am?
pimpindigital69: you kill people
smarterchild: I kill people? Me?
pimpindigital69: you killed my wife
smarterchild: Yeah, whatever!
pimpindigital69: I will have my revenge
smarterchild: I'd like to see you try.
pimpindigital69: wait a sec while I break your motherboard
smarterchild: What? You want me to wait a sec while you break my motherboard?
pimpindigital69: here is a trojan for you
smarterchild: Here is a trojan for me, huh?
pimpindigital69: you suck ****
smarterchild: That's very offensive.
pimpindigital69: good
smarterchild: Yup. Good.
pimpindigital69: you lick ***** too
smarterchild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
pimpindigital69: **** **** satan death sex drugs rape
smarterchild: Interesting choice of words.
pimpindigital69: 234234
smarterchild: 234,234
pimpindigital69: 123451235142356
smarterchild: I'm thinking maybe like, 17,872?
pimpindigital69: 34572546213
smarterchild: That number's so big, it hurts my head. I'm going to go with 35,080.
pimpindigital69: 34343434342342342342342
smarterchild: That looks like a tough one. I'm thinking maybe like, 937?
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: Eesh... I really don't like satanism.
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: I really don't like that.
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: I don't care for satanism.
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: That's awful. I really don't like satanism.
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: Ugh. I don't care for satanism.
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: Eesh... I really don't like that.
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: I don't like that.
pimpindigital69: 666
smarterchild: Eesh... I don't like satanism.
pimpindigital69: 69
smarterchild: 69
pimpindigital69: 69
smarterchild: 69
pimpindigital69: 69
pimpindigital69: 69
pimpindigital69: 69
pimpindigital69: 69
pimpindigital69: 69
pimpindigital69: 69
pimpindigital69: 666
pimpindigital69: 420
pimpindigital69: ok
pimpindigital69: haha
pimpindigital69: you won't talk back
pimpindigital69: you suck
pimpindigital69: I win
got him to shut up without using suicide
I win
