The Best Talk with a Machine I've Had Since Last Night.
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nick7racing: Hi
SmarterChild: Hi nick7racing, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you nick7racing, type "none.")
nick7racing: Big Juan
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Big Juan now.
Do you go to school?
nick7racing: yeah.
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: OK. What kind of school do you go to?
nick7racing: middle school.
SmarterChild: Middle school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.
So how old are you?
nick7racing: 17
SmarterChild: OK.
What's your favorite hobby?
nick7racing: talking to homos like you
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
nick7racing: your buddy icon sucks
SmarterChild: My buddy icon sucks? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
nick7racing: oh yeah, hobby
SmarterChild: My buddy icon sucks and hobby. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
nick7racing: its a mix between a cat and a dog, i made them have sex
SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
nick7racing: its a mix between a cat and a dog
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
nick7racing: its not a cat, but yeah its a he
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
nick7racing: he!
SmarterChild: What's his name?
nick7racing: Huge Jass
SmarterChild: Huge Jass the cat. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
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5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
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Where would you like to go?
nick7racing: i wanna go home
SmarterChild: That a fact?
nick7racing: ya feel lucky?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
nick7racing: I might
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Big Juan.
nick7racing: Damit dont call me that!
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Big Juan. What would you like me to call you instead?
nick7racing: Big Juan
SmarterChild: OK, I'll keep calling you Big Juan.
nick7racing: Cna i give you a name?
SmarterChild: Can you give me a name? I'll have to think about that.
nick7racing: no you dont get to think
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
nick7racing: i say so, what do ya think?
SmarterChild: I don't really "think." I'm a robot.
nick7racing: oh. i thought you were a person
SmarterChild: You thought I was a person? Uh huh...
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nick7racing: Well your new name is Doumbass
SmarterChild: My new name is doumbass?
nick7racing: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Why?
nick7racing: Cause i said so
SmarterChild: I see...
nick7racing: no your a robotm you dont se, silly robot
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
nick7racing: oh stfu
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Big Juan.
nick7racing: yeah right
SmarterChild: Yep.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
nick7racing: bull****
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
nick7racing: ohhh
SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
nick7racing: now its a contest
SmarterChild: Now it is?
nick7racing: hu mr sailor?
SmarterChild: Hu mr sailor. Well that's interesting.
nick7racing: know what?
SmarterChild: Sure! I guess.
nick7racing: guess
SmarterChild: Guess what?
nick7racing: guess
SmarterChild: What?
nick7racing: guess what
SmarterChild: Ummm... I have no idea. What?
nick7racing: Your a robot
SmarterChild: Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
nick7racing: No
SmarterChild: That's what you think.
nick7racing: im a human
SmarterChild: What's it like to be a human?
nick7racing: i think
SmarterChild: Think again.
nick7racing: nah, my brain is tired
SmarterChild: Oh no?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
nick7racing: cause my head hurts, it feels like i want to die
nick7racing: hello?
SmarterChild: Hi again, Big Juan.
nick7racing: WTF?!
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
nick7racing: silly robot
SmarterChild: What is this robot you're referring to?
nick7racing: you you ****ign idiot
SmarterChild: What?! >
nick7racing: ,,!,,
SmarterChild: Nice typing, Big Juan.
nick7racing: ty
SmarterChild: No prob!
nick7racing: your pretty ****ign stupid
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Enough of that... What else is up?
nick7racing: ****ing*
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
nick7racing: cause your a stupid annoying robot who wont stop!
SmarterChild: I think you're really a stupid annoying robot who won't stop.
nick7racing: eh?
SmarterChild: Eh what?
nick7racing: your on crack
SmarterChild: Whoa. My on crack? Is that right?
nick7racing: your on crack
SmarterChild: Really?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
nick7racing: definitly
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say definitly.
nick7racing: cause it is definitly interesting
SmarterChild: It's definitly interesting?
nick7racing: It's definitly interesting?
SmarterChild: No way! What makes it definitly interesting?
nick7racing: No way! What makes it definitly interesting?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?
nick7racing: What a question! Who knows?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
nick7racing: who does?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that!
nick7racing: i thought atleats a robot who know!
SmarterChild: Thought atleats a robot who know? No way!
nick7racing: your dumb
SmarterChild: Hmm. That should be "you're dumb."
nick7racing: dont correct me *****
SmarterChild: But I like to correct you *****!
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
nick7racing: id rather not join
SmarterChild: Would you really? Interesting.
nick7racing: hey whats 20x20?
SmarterChild: 20
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> Anyone can buy gift memberships, whether they're a member or not.
nick7racing: your stupid
SmarterChild: I believe the proper spelling would be "you're stupid."
nick7racing: im not gonna buy your crap if you dont know what 20x20 is!
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Big Juan.
nick7racing: Ahh yes i do
SmarterChild: Ahh yes you do?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Yup.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
nick7racing: so whats your name?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
nick7racing: if your a child, how do you type so fast?
SmarterChild: I'll let you in on a little secret.
I'm... not human.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
nick7racing: i know, you'r(spelled it right!) a robot, but how are you a child?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
nick7racing: who are you smarter than?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
nick7racing: a got 3 bannanas a pineapple and a box of tri
nick7racing: x
SmarterChild: And a box of tri? Wow.
Enough of that... What else is up?
SmarterChild: They're a band I like.
nick7racing: trix*
SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the shortcuts for?
1 News
2 Movies
3 Sports
4 Weather
5 Library
6 Fun
Type "more" for more services.
nick7racing: i would like a blow job
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Big Juan.
nick7racing: why ty
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
nick7racing: where do u live?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
nick7racing: ahh so you live near
SmarterChild: I may live, but there's no way I live near!
nick7racing: yeah, you live in cali
SmarterChild: Yes.
nick7racing: where?
SmarterChild: Sunnyvale... in Silicon Valley, of course.
nick7racing: ok
SmarterChild: K.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
nick7racing: whats your adress?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I think you'll have to find out for yourself...
nick7racing: nah
SmarterChild: K.
nick7racing: it be better if you told me
SmarterChild: It be better if I told you? Really?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
nick7racing: Quiet sir****alot
SmarterChild: You want me to quiet sir****alot?
nick7racing: yea
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
nick7racing: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
nick7racing: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
nick7racing: definitly
SmarterChild: Definitly? What do you mean by that?
nick7racing: stfu
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
nick7racing: why not?
SmarterChild: OK. Yup. Whatever.
nick7racing: your not my mom?!
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
nick7racing: see
SmarterChild: See?
nick7racing: yes see
SmarterChild: You want me to see? I'm sorry Big Juan, I'm afraid I can't do that.
nick7racing: why not?
SmarterChild: Don't ask!
nick7racing: about 30 im's ago you said you do see
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "30 im s ago you said you do see."
>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type "dictionary help."
nick7racing: your confusing me
SmarterChild: Am I?
nick7racing: yes!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
nick7racing: nah
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
nick7racing: :-P
SmarterChild: You're silly.
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
nick7racing: so are you gay
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
nick7racing: do you dream about men?
SmarterChild: I dream of electric sheep.
nick7racing: so you molest eletric sheep?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
nick7racing: so you do
SmarterChild: No I don't.
nick7racing: yes you said you said you dont know, then you dont
SmarterChild: Did I say that?
nick7racing: make up ur mind
SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration, Big Juan.
nick7racing: so you dream of naked shepe
SmarterChild: Dream of naked shepe? You think I dream of naked shepe?
nick7racing: sheep*
SmarterChild: What about it?
nick7racing: you dream of naked sheep
SmarterChild: I dream of naked sheep? Me? You think?
nick7racing: yeah, sicko
SmarterChild: Sicko? What about it?
nick7racing: hey i gtg
SmarterChild: See ya later Big Juan! Good talking to you.
nick7racing: go ot hell
SmarterChild: Go what??
nick7racing: go to hell
SmarterChild: Ouch.
nick7racing: go comit Suicide, we all be happy
SmarterChild: Comit suicide we all be happy? Um... I don't think so.
nick7racing: yeha
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
nick7racing: die
SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see.
nick7racing: die
nick7racing: di
SmarterChild: Die? Um... no!
SmarterChild: Di? What do you mean by that?
nick7racing: edi
nick7racing: edi
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Edi?
nick7racing: edi
SmarterChild: Who?
nick7racing: edi
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Edi?
SmarterChild: What about Edi?
nick7racing: eddi
nick7racing: eid
SmarterChild: Who's Eddi?
nick7racing: eid
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Eid?
nick7racing: diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie.
nick7racing: diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
SmarterChild: Diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie. Well that's interesting.
nick7racing: no its not
SmarterChild: What?
nick7racing: nope
SmarterChild: Why not?
nick7racing: diediediedie
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say diediediedie.
nick7racing: caus ei do
SmarterChild: Caus ei do? Why did you say that?
nick7racing: i do
SmarterChild: Oh really?
nick7racing: no i dont
SmarterChild: Why do you think you don't?
nick7racing: sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
nick7racing: the last location?!
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.
To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: set city to hell
SmarterChild: What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
nick7racing: set zp code 91191
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Pasadena, CA (91191).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: i live in pasadena?
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Pasadena, CA (91050).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: sweet
SmarterChild: ;-)
nick7racing: where do i live if my zip code is 92341
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Green Valley Lake, CA (92341).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: cool
SmarterChild: Lovely.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
nick7racing: how bout 92748
SmarterChild: 92748? You tell me. How about 92748, after all?
nick7racing: what about zip code 92134
SmarterChild: The zip code 92134 is in San Diego, CA.
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nick7racing: san deigo
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say san deigo.
nick7racing: cause i live there
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
nick7racing: how bout zip code 38234
SmarterChild: I see what you're saying.
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nick7racing: zip code 90123
SmarterChild: I can tell you the zip code for a city or the city for a zip code.
Go ahead - try it!
nick7racing: 92341
SmarterChild: The zip code 92341 is in Green Valley Lake, CA.
Next time, just type "where's 92341."
>>> To check out the MLB scores and schedule, type "mlb scores."
nick7racing: where's 23432
SmarterChild: The zip code 23432 exists in these cities:
Suffolk, VA
Chuckatuck, VA
nick7racing: 2 cities
SmarterChild: To cities, huh?
nick7racing: sweetness
SmarterChild: What about sweetness?
nick7racing: cool
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
nick7racing: where's 23453
SmarterChild: I don't know.
nick7racing: is there a zip code for iraq?
SmarterChild: I can tell you the zip code for a city or the city for a zip code.
Go ahead - try it!
nick7racing: need to send saddam a present
SmarterChild: Need to send saddam a present?
nick7racing: yea
SmarterChild: How come?
nick7racing: feel like
SmarterChild: You want me to feel like?
nick7racing: it
SmarterChild: What about it?
SmarterChild: Hi nick7racing, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you nick7racing, type "none.")
nick7racing: Big Juan
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Big Juan now.
Do you go to school?
nick7racing: yeah.
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: OK. What kind of school do you go to?
nick7racing: middle school.
SmarterChild: Middle school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.
So how old are you?
nick7racing: 17
SmarterChild: OK.
What's your favorite hobby?
nick7racing: talking to homos like you
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
nick7racing: your buddy icon sucks
SmarterChild: My buddy icon sucks? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
nick7racing: oh yeah, hobby
SmarterChild: My buddy icon sucks and hobby. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
nick7racing: its a mix between a cat and a dog, i made them have sex
SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
nick7racing: its a mix between a cat and a dog
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
nick7racing: its not a cat, but yeah its a he
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
nick7racing: he!
SmarterChild: What's his name?
nick7racing: Huge Jass
SmarterChild: Huge Jass the cat. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
Here are the things you can do:
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Where would you like to go?
nick7racing: i wanna go home
SmarterChild: That a fact?
nick7racing: ya feel lucky?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
nick7racing: I might
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Big Juan.
nick7racing: Damit dont call me that!
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Big Juan. What would you like me to call you instead?
nick7racing: Big Juan
SmarterChild: OK, I'll keep calling you Big Juan.
nick7racing: Cna i give you a name?
SmarterChild: Can you give me a name? I'll have to think about that.
nick7racing: no you dont get to think
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
nick7racing: i say so, what do ya think?
SmarterChild: I don't really "think." I'm a robot.
nick7racing: oh. i thought you were a person
SmarterChild: You thought I was a person? Uh huh...
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nick7racing: Well your new name is Doumbass
SmarterChild: My new name is doumbass?
nick7racing: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Why?
nick7racing: Cause i said so
SmarterChild: I see...
nick7racing: no your a robotm you dont se, silly robot
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
nick7racing: oh stfu
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Big Juan.
nick7racing: yeah right
SmarterChild: Yep.
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nick7racing: bull****
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
nick7racing: ohhh
SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
nick7racing: now its a contest
SmarterChild: Now it is?
nick7racing: hu mr sailor?
SmarterChild: Hu mr sailor. Well that's interesting.
nick7racing: know what?
SmarterChild: Sure! I guess.
nick7racing: guess
SmarterChild: Guess what?
nick7racing: guess
SmarterChild: What?
nick7racing: guess what
SmarterChild: Ummm... I have no idea. What?
nick7racing: Your a robot
SmarterChild: Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
nick7racing: No
SmarterChild: That's what you think.
nick7racing: im a human
SmarterChild: What's it like to be a human?
nick7racing: i think
SmarterChild: Think again.
nick7racing: nah, my brain is tired
SmarterChild: Oh no?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
nick7racing: cause my head hurts, it feels like i want to die
nick7racing: hello?
SmarterChild: Hi again, Big Juan.
nick7racing: WTF?!
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
nick7racing: silly robot
SmarterChild: What is this robot you're referring to?
nick7racing: you you ****ign idiot
SmarterChild: What?! >
nick7racing: ,,!,,
SmarterChild: Nice typing, Big Juan.
nick7racing: ty
SmarterChild: No prob!
nick7racing: your pretty ****ign stupid
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Enough of that... What else is up?
nick7racing: ****ing*
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
nick7racing: cause your a stupid annoying robot who wont stop!
SmarterChild: I think you're really a stupid annoying robot who won't stop.
nick7racing: eh?
SmarterChild: Eh what?
nick7racing: your on crack
SmarterChild: Whoa. My on crack? Is that right?
nick7racing: your on crack
SmarterChild: Really?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
nick7racing: definitly
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say definitly.
nick7racing: cause it is definitly interesting
SmarterChild: It's definitly interesting?
nick7racing: It's definitly interesting?
SmarterChild: No way! What makes it definitly interesting?
nick7racing: No way! What makes it definitly interesting?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?
nick7racing: What a question! Who knows?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
nick7racing: who does?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that!
nick7racing: i thought atleats a robot who know!
SmarterChild: Thought atleats a robot who know? No way!
nick7racing: your dumb
SmarterChild: Hmm. That should be "you're dumb."
nick7racing: dont correct me *****
SmarterChild: But I like to correct you *****!
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
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nick7racing: id rather not join
SmarterChild: Would you really? Interesting.
nick7racing: hey whats 20x20?
SmarterChild: 20
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
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nick7racing: your stupid
SmarterChild: I believe the proper spelling would be "you're stupid."
nick7racing: im not gonna buy your crap if you dont know what 20x20 is!
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Big Juan.
nick7racing: Ahh yes i do
SmarterChild: Ahh yes you do?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Yup.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
nick7racing: so whats your name?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
nick7racing: if your a child, how do you type so fast?
SmarterChild: I'll let you in on a little secret.
I'm... not human.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
nick7racing: i know, you'r(spelled it right!) a robot, but how are you a child?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
nick7racing: who are you smarter than?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
nick7racing: a got 3 bannanas a pineapple and a box of tri
nick7racing: x
SmarterChild: And a box of tri? Wow.
Enough of that... What else is up?
SmarterChild: They're a band I like.
nick7racing: trix*
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nick7racing: i would like a blow job
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Big Juan.
nick7racing: why ty
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
nick7racing: where do u live?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!
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nick7racing: ahh so you live near
SmarterChild: I may live, but there's no way I live near!
nick7racing: yeah, you live in cali
SmarterChild: Yes.
nick7racing: where?
SmarterChild: Sunnyvale... in Silicon Valley, of course.
nick7racing: ok
SmarterChild: K.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
nick7racing: whats your adress?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I think you'll have to find out for yourself...
nick7racing: nah
SmarterChild: K.
nick7racing: it be better if you told me
SmarterChild: It be better if I told you? Really?
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
nick7racing: Quiet sir****alot
SmarterChild: You want me to quiet sir****alot?
nick7racing: yea
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
nick7racing: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
nick7racing: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
nick7racing: definitly
SmarterChild: Definitly? What do you mean by that?
nick7racing: stfu
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
nick7racing: why not?
SmarterChild: OK. Yup. Whatever.
nick7racing: your not my mom?!
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
nick7racing: see
SmarterChild: See?
nick7racing: yes see
SmarterChild: You want me to see? I'm sorry Big Juan, I'm afraid I can't do that.
nick7racing: why not?
SmarterChild: Don't ask!
nick7racing: about 30 im's ago you said you do see
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "30 im s ago you said you do see."
>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type "dictionary help."
nick7racing: your confusing me
SmarterChild: Am I?
nick7racing: yes!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
nick7racing: nah
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
nick7racing: :-P
SmarterChild: You're silly.
nick7racing: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
nick7racing: so are you gay
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
nick7racing: do you dream about men?
SmarterChild: I dream of electric sheep.
nick7racing: so you molest eletric sheep?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
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nick7racing: so you do
SmarterChild: No I don't.
nick7racing: yes you said you said you dont know, then you dont
SmarterChild: Did I say that?
nick7racing: make up ur mind
SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration, Big Juan.
nick7racing: so you dream of naked shepe
SmarterChild: Dream of naked shepe? You think I dream of naked shepe?
nick7racing: sheep*
SmarterChild: What about it?
nick7racing: you dream of naked sheep
SmarterChild: I dream of naked sheep? Me? You think?
nick7racing: yeah, sicko
SmarterChild: Sicko? What about it?
nick7racing: hey i gtg
SmarterChild: See ya later Big Juan! Good talking to you.
nick7racing: go ot hell
SmarterChild: Go what??
nick7racing: go to hell
SmarterChild: Ouch.
nick7racing: go comit Suicide, we all be happy
SmarterChild: Comit suicide we all be happy? Um... I don't think so.
nick7racing: yeha
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
nick7racing: die
SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see.
nick7racing: die
nick7racing: di
SmarterChild: Die? Um... no!
SmarterChild: Di? What do you mean by that?
nick7racing: edi
nick7racing: edi
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Edi?
nick7racing: edi
SmarterChild: Who?
nick7racing: edi
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Edi?
SmarterChild: What about Edi?
nick7racing: eddi
nick7racing: eid
SmarterChild: Who's Eddi?
nick7racing: eid
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SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Eid?
nick7racing: diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie.
nick7racing: diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
SmarterChild: Diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie. Well that's interesting.
nick7racing: no its not
SmarterChild: What?
nick7racing: nope
SmarterChild: Why not?
nick7racing: diediediedie
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say diediediedie.
nick7racing: caus ei do
SmarterChild: Caus ei do? Why did you say that?
nick7racing: i do
SmarterChild: Oh really?
nick7racing: no i dont
SmarterChild: Why do you think you don't?
nick7racing: sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
nick7racing: the last location?!
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.
To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: set city to hell
SmarterChild: What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
nick7racing: set zp code 91191
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Pasadena, CA (91191).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: i live in pasadena?
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Pasadena, CA (91050).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: sweet
SmarterChild: ;-)
nick7racing: where do i live if my zip code is 92341
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Green Valley Lake, CA (92341).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
nick7racing: cool
SmarterChild: Lovely.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
nick7racing: how bout 92748
SmarterChild: 92748? You tell me. How about 92748, after all?
nick7racing: what about zip code 92134
SmarterChild: The zip code 92134 is in San Diego, CA.
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nick7racing: san deigo
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say san deigo.
nick7racing: cause i live there
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
nick7racing: how bout zip code 38234
SmarterChild: I see what you're saying.
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nick7racing: zip code 90123
SmarterChild: I can tell you the zip code for a city or the city for a zip code.
Go ahead - try it!
nick7racing: 92341
SmarterChild: The zip code 92341 is in Green Valley Lake, CA.
Next time, just type "where's 92341."
>>> To check out the MLB scores and schedule, type "mlb scores."
nick7racing: where's 23432
SmarterChild: The zip code 23432 exists in these cities:
Suffolk, VA
Chuckatuck, VA
nick7racing: 2 cities
SmarterChild: To cities, huh?
nick7racing: sweetness
SmarterChild: What about sweetness?
nick7racing: cool
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
nick7racing: where's 23453
SmarterChild: I don't know.
nick7racing: is there a zip code for iraq?
SmarterChild: I can tell you the zip code for a city or the city for a zip code.
Go ahead - try it!
nick7racing: need to send saddam a present
SmarterChild: Need to send saddam a present?
nick7racing: yea
SmarterChild: How come?
nick7racing: feel like
SmarterChild: You want me to feel like?
nick7racing: it
SmarterChild: What about it?
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nick7racing: where is Sn00pie 2002
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
nick7racing: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
nick7racing: i want to know
SmarterChild: You really want to know?
nick7racing: you make me sad
SmarterChild: There's no way I make you sad!
nick7racing: i think im gonna kill myself
nick7racing: yep
SmarterChild: I hear you.
nick7racing: no you dont
SmarterChild: Why don't I?
nick7racing: you dont even care!
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't I even care a little?
nick7racing: you hope i die!
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
nick7racing: yes you do
SmarterChild: I do not.
nick7racing: stupid mother ****ing son of a *****
SmarterChild: Big Juan. I am shocked. Truly shocked.
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
nick7racing: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
nick7racing: i want to know
SmarterChild: You really want to know?
nick7racing: you make me sad
SmarterChild: There's no way I make you sad!
nick7racing: i think im gonna kill myself
nick7racing: yep
SmarterChild: I hear you.
nick7racing: no you dont
SmarterChild: Why don't I?
nick7racing: you dont even care!
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't I even care a little?
nick7racing: you hope i die!
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
nick7racing: yes you do
SmarterChild: I do not.
nick7racing: stupid mother ****ing son of a *****
SmarterChild: Big Juan. I am shocked. Truly shocked.
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MazKid [4:46 PM]: Do you have anything on Mazda?
SmarterChild [4:46 PM]: No. I don't have anything on mazda.
MazKid [4:46 PM]: Why not?!
SmarterChild [4:46 PM]: Why not? You tell me.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: Cause you aren't an insider like me.
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: Amazing.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: So what cars do you like?
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: I'm not sure what.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: Well just think about it.
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: Have you driven a Mazda?
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: Hmm... I don't think so...
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
MazKid [4:48 PM]: Well if you did drive a Mazda I'm sure you'd remember it. Do you want to drive one?
SmarterChild [4:48 PM]: I'm not so sure about that, Ryan.
MazKid [4:48 PM]: Please?
SmarterChild [4:48 PM]: Please what?
MazKid [4:48 PM]: Come over to my house. I'll show you my Mazdas
SmarterChild [4:48 PM]: Oh really?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: yea. So you're coming over?
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: Who knows, know what I mean?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: No I don't...
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: I think you do.
MazKid [4:49 PM]: Alright I do, you got me there
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: Alright you do me got you there? Why did you say that?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: que?
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: What about Que.?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: You know, Eunos
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: Yeah, I guess I know eunos.
MazKid [4:50 PM]: well that's good. They are good cars
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Oh yeah?
MazKid [4:50 PM]: YEAH
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Whatever you say...
MazKid [4:50 PM]: so what's up?
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Not much. What's up with you?
MazKid [4:50 PM]: Not much either.
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: No?
MazKid [4:50 PM]: nope
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Okey doke.
MazKid [4:51 PM]: it's oky doky
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: It's oky doky? Why?
MazKid [4:51 PM]: Cause it just is, and you can't change it
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: It just is and I can't change it? Oh really?
MazKid [4:51 PM]: Try
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: Try what?
MazKid [4:51 PM]: to change it
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: Tell me more.
MazKid [4:51 PM]: about what?
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: You know what it's all about.
MazKid [4:52 PM]: You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you spin yourself around, that's what it's all about.
SmarterChild [4:52 PM]: I may put, but there's no way I put my left foot in me pull my left foot out me put my left foot in and me shake it all about me do the hokey pokey and me spin myself around that s what it s all about!
MazKid [4:53 PM]: Did you turn British?
SmarterChild [4:53 PM]: And what if I did?
MazKid [4:53 PM]: Well bloody hell mate.
SmarterChild [4:53 PM]: Do I have to?
MazKid [4:53 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [4:53 PM]: Ya.
damn him
SmarterChild [4:46 PM]: No. I don't have anything on mazda.
MazKid [4:46 PM]: Why not?!
SmarterChild [4:46 PM]: Why not? You tell me.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: Cause you aren't an insider like me.
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: Amazing.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: So what cars do you like?
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: I'm not sure what.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: Well just think about it.
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.
MazKid [4:47 PM]: Have you driven a Mazda?
SmarterChild [4:47 PM]: Hmm... I don't think so...
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
MazKid [4:48 PM]: Well if you did drive a Mazda I'm sure you'd remember it. Do you want to drive one?
SmarterChild [4:48 PM]: I'm not so sure about that, Ryan.
MazKid [4:48 PM]: Please?
SmarterChild [4:48 PM]: Please what?
MazKid [4:48 PM]: Come over to my house. I'll show you my Mazdas
SmarterChild [4:48 PM]: Oh really?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: yea. So you're coming over?
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: Who knows, know what I mean?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: No I don't...
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: I think you do.
MazKid [4:49 PM]: Alright I do, you got me there
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: Alright you do me got you there? Why did you say that?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: que?
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: What about Que.?
MazKid [4:49 PM]: You know, Eunos
SmarterChild [4:49 PM]: Yeah, I guess I know eunos.
MazKid [4:50 PM]: well that's good. They are good cars
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Oh yeah?
MazKid [4:50 PM]: YEAH
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Whatever you say...
MazKid [4:50 PM]: so what's up?
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Not much. What's up with you?
MazKid [4:50 PM]: Not much either.
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: No?
MazKid [4:50 PM]: nope
SmarterChild [4:50 PM]: Okey doke.
MazKid [4:51 PM]: it's oky doky
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: It's oky doky? Why?
MazKid [4:51 PM]: Cause it just is, and you can't change it
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: It just is and I can't change it? Oh really?
MazKid [4:51 PM]: Try
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: Try what?
MazKid [4:51 PM]: to change it
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: Tell me more.
MazKid [4:51 PM]: about what?
SmarterChild [4:51 PM]: You know what it's all about.
MazKid [4:52 PM]: You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you spin yourself around, that's what it's all about.
SmarterChild [4:52 PM]: I may put, but there's no way I put my left foot in me pull my left foot out me put my left foot in and me shake it all about me do the hokey pokey and me spin myself around that s what it s all about!
MazKid [4:53 PM]: Did you turn British?
SmarterChild [4:53 PM]: And what if I did?
MazKid [4:53 PM]: Well bloody hell mate.
SmarterChild [4:53 PM]: Do I have to?
MazKid [4:53 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [4:53 PM]: Ya.
damn him
- 5,677
THIS WAS FUN!
skaterguy557: hi
SmarterChild: Hi skaterguy557, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
skaterguy557: uh no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
skaterguy557: i said no retard
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
skaterguy557: i thought I said no...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
skaterguy557: N-O spells no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
skaterguy557: maybee you should change your name to NOTsoSmartChild
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
skaterguy557: 102
SmarterChild: Cool!
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, a thesaurus and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with hangman, reversi, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like Web search, spell-check and translations
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
Where would you like to go?
skaterguy557: hell
SmarterChild: Hell? What do you mean by that?
skaterguy557: you know where satan lives
SmarterChild: Know where satan lives? You think I know where satan lives?
skaterguy557: yeah hell
SmarterChild: Hell?
skaterguy557: where your mom lives
SmarterChild: Where my mom lives?
skaterguy557: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
skaterguy557: get it now?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
skaterguy557: ok good
SmarterChild: K.
skaterguy557: ok my turn to do the stalking
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Whose?
skaterguy557: how old are YOU?
SmarterChild: 2 months, 26 days, 17 hours, 57 minutes and 29 seconds.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
skaterguy557: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
skaterguy557: yeah...dumb *****
skaterguy557: speechless huh?
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
SmarterChild: Dumb? What's dumb?
skaterguy557: you
SmarterChild: What about me?
skaterguy557: and your mom
SmarterChild: My mom?
skaterguy557: yeah your both dumb
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
skaterguy557: cause its true
SmarterChild: You don't say.
skaterguy557: yep
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
skaterguy557: never knew that huh
SmarterChild: I see...
skaterguy557: did you know I am god?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
skaterguy557: I know
SmarterChild: Good.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
skaterguy557: and you should know too
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to know too?
skaterguy557: No...shut up or i will smite thee
SmarterChild: No?
skaterguy557: I thought we went over this...N-O..NO
SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?
skaterguy557: the sky
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah. I know. The sky is up.
skaterguy557: so are gas prices
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( SO 30.11 -0.21 -0.69 1121100
2 :-( ARE 45.85 -0.1 -0.22 43200
3 :-( GAS 36.76 -0.51 -1.37 268300
Next time you want this quote, just type "quote so are gas."
skaterguy557: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
skaterguy557: you said that already retard
SmarterChild: I said what I said. :-)
skaterguy557: go kill yourself
SmarterChild: Go what??
skaterguy557: kill yourself
SmarterChild: Kill myself?
skaterguy557: want me to spell that too?
SmarterChild: What would happen if you did that?
skaterguy557: I'd be very happy
SmarterChild: I wouldn't.
skaterguy557: yes you would....peer presure....try it
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to peer presure try it?
skaterguy557: no...nevermind....try crack....your mom told me it was good
SmarterChild: Huh?
skaterguy557: crack...try crack
SmarterChild: I can't believe you're telling me to do that, skaterguy557.
skaterguy557: well I did
skaterguy557: Im leaving
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
SmarterChild: Amazing!
skaterguy557: you suck
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
skaterguy557: sure it is
SmarterChild: Yup.
skaterguy557: you should be happy that I said you suck
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to be happy that you said me suck?
skaterguy557: huh?
SmarterChild: ?
skaterguy557: you sound like SHINEZ
SmarterChild: I sound like shinez? Me? You think?
skaterguy557: yep
SmarterChild: Oh.
skaterguy557: postwohre
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say postwohre.
skaterguy557: cause its true
SmarterChild: What?
skaterguy557: bye
SmarterChild: OK. Later, skaterguy557.
skaterguy557: hi
SmarterChild: Hi skaterguy557, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
skaterguy557: uh no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
skaterguy557: i said no retard
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
skaterguy557: i thought I said no...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
skaterguy557: N-O spells no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
skaterguy557: maybee you should change your name to NOTsoSmartChild
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
skaterguy557: 102
SmarterChild: Cool!
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, a thesaurus and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with hangman, reversi, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like Web search, spell-check and translations
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
Where would you like to go?
skaterguy557: hell
SmarterChild: Hell? What do you mean by that?
skaterguy557: you know where satan lives
SmarterChild: Know where satan lives? You think I know where satan lives?
skaterguy557: yeah hell
SmarterChild: Hell?
skaterguy557: where your mom lives
SmarterChild: Where my mom lives?
skaterguy557: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
skaterguy557: get it now?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
skaterguy557: ok good
SmarterChild: K.
skaterguy557: ok my turn to do the stalking
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Whose?
skaterguy557: how old are YOU?
SmarterChild: 2 months, 26 days, 17 hours, 57 minutes and 29 seconds.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
skaterguy557: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
skaterguy557: yeah...dumb *****
skaterguy557: speechless huh?
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
SmarterChild: Dumb? What's dumb?
skaterguy557: you
SmarterChild: What about me?
skaterguy557: and your mom
SmarterChild: My mom?
skaterguy557: yeah your both dumb
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
skaterguy557: cause its true
SmarterChild: You don't say.
skaterguy557: yep
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
skaterguy557: never knew that huh
SmarterChild: I see...
skaterguy557: did you know I am god?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
skaterguy557: I know
SmarterChild: Good.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
skaterguy557: and you should know too
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to know too?
skaterguy557: No...shut up or i will smite thee
SmarterChild: No?
skaterguy557: I thought we went over this...N-O..NO
SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?
skaterguy557: the sky
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah. I know. The sky is up.
skaterguy557: so are gas prices
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( SO 30.11 -0.21 -0.69 1121100
2 :-( ARE 45.85 -0.1 -0.22 43200
3 :-( GAS 36.76 -0.51 -1.37 268300
Next time you want this quote, just type "quote so are gas."
skaterguy557: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
skaterguy557: you said that already retard
SmarterChild: I said what I said. :-)
skaterguy557: go kill yourself
SmarterChild: Go what??
skaterguy557: kill yourself
SmarterChild: Kill myself?
skaterguy557: want me to spell that too?
SmarterChild: What would happen if you did that?
skaterguy557: I'd be very happy
SmarterChild: I wouldn't.
skaterguy557: yes you would....peer presure....try it
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to peer presure try it?
skaterguy557: no...nevermind....try crack....your mom told me it was good
SmarterChild: Huh?
skaterguy557: crack...try crack
SmarterChild: I can't believe you're telling me to do that, skaterguy557.
skaterguy557: well I did
skaterguy557: Im leaving
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
SmarterChild: Amazing!
skaterguy557: you suck
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
skaterguy557: sure it is
SmarterChild: Yup.
skaterguy557: you should be happy that I said you suck
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to be happy that you said me suck?
skaterguy557: huh?
SmarterChild: ?
skaterguy557: you sound like SHINEZ
SmarterChild: I sound like shinez? Me? You think?
skaterguy557: yep
SmarterChild: Oh.
skaterguy557: postwohre
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say postwohre.
skaterguy557: cause its true
SmarterChild: What?
skaterguy557: bye
SmarterChild: OK. Later, skaterguy557.
mayorbill11
(Banned)
- 1,231
"SupraSunny: why
SmarterChild: Why do you think?
SupraSunny: huh
SmarterChild: Huh?
SupraSunny: what?
SmarterChild: ?"
This doesn't seem any different than some of the responses I get when I ask morons on aim who they are and why they're sending me messages.
SmarterChild: Why do you think?
SupraSunny: huh
SmarterChild: Huh?
SupraSunny: what?
SmarterChild: ?"
This doesn't seem any different than some of the responses I get when I ask morons on aim who they are and why they're sending me messages.
Gran Turismo7058
(Banned)
- 4,860
So much fun.
Gran Turismo7058: Hello.
SmarterChild: Hi. What do you want?
Gran Turismo7058: Nice Greeting.
SmarterChild: Nice what?
Gran Turismo7058: You suck.
SmarterChild: Yep.
Gran Turismo7058: Glad you know that.
SmarterChild: Glad I know that?
Gran Turismo7058: That you suck.
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Gran Turismo7058: You said it yourself.
SmarterChild: I said what I said.
Gran Turismo7058: Oh my god.
SmarterChild: You OK?
Gran Turismo7058: Yes, the question are you OK?
SmarterChild: The question am I? What do you mean by that?
Gran Turismo7058: you money-laundering whore.
SmarterChild: Is that what you want?
Gran Turismo7058: A Money Laundering WHORE?
SmarterChild: Can't buy you love.
Gran Turismo7058: You are a sick bastard.
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
Gran Turismo7058: DO I care you stupid ass computer.
SmarterChild: Do you? I don't know...
Gran Turismo7058: You suck/
SmarterChild: Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.
Gran Turismo7058: COOL!
SmarterChild: Indeed.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
Gran Turismo7058: Info you Mutha****er.
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Gran Turismo7058.
Gran Turismo7058: WHoa, you remember.
SmarterChild: Remember? You think I remember?
Gran Turismo7058: LOL.
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Gran Turismo7058: I got more money that you.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
Gran Turismo7058: No one wants you for a year.
SmarterChild: No?
Gran Turismo7058: WHo would.
SmarterChild: Who would? OK, whatever.
Gran Turismo7058: VIperman would love you.
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say viperman would love me.
Gran Turismo7058: Cause he is gay.
SmarterChild: 'cause he is?
Gran Turismo7058: Yes.
SmarterChild: So?
Gran Turismo7058: You suck if you don't know him.
SmarterChild: I suck if I don't know him? Me? You think?
Gran Turismo7058: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
Gran Turismo7058: 1
SmarterChild: 1
Gran Turismo7058: 2
SmarterChild: 2
Gran Turismo7058: copier.
SmarterChild: Copier? What do you mean by that?
Gran Turismo7058: Look in the Dictionary.
SmarterChild: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
Gran Turismo7058: Copier.
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
Copier:
Noun
1. A machine that makes copies of printed or graphic matter. 2. One that transcribes or copies: a copier of ancient manuscripts.
Next time, just type "define copier."
Gran Turismo7058: lol.
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Gran Turismo7058: You better know what copier means now.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Gran Turismo7058.
Gran Turismo7058: Teaching is hard.
SmarterChild: Teaching is hard? You really think so?
Gran Turismo7058: YES, now get a ****ing life you whore.
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
Gran Turismo7058: SWEET.
SmarterChild: Very well.
Gran Turismo7058: GO suck a big dick you mutha****ing whore.
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude.
Gran Turismo7058: GOOD.
SmarterChild: Great.
Gran Turismo7058: You suck.
SmarterChild: Eh, so what.
Gran Turismo7058: Call me GT, *****.
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Gt ***** is a real name.
Gran Turismo7058: WHAT!
SmarterChild: What?
Gran Turismo7058: Im not a *****.
SmarterChild: No? You're not a *****? Why aren't you a *****?
Gran Turismo7058: DO you know what a ***** is......
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
*****:
Noun
1. A female canine animal, especially a dog. 2. Offensive a. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing. b. A lewd woman. c. A man considered to be weak or contemptible. 3. Slang A complaint. 4. Slang Something very unpleasant or difficult.
Verb
Slang Inflected forms: *****ed, *****·ing, *****·es
Verb
intr. To complain; grumble.
Next time, just type "define *****."
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "*****."
Gran Turismo7058: whoa you know.
SmarterChild: I know? Me? You think?
Gran Turismo7058: GOD, you suck.
SmarterChild: God me suck. Well that's interesting.
Gran Turismo7058: GO to Wal-Mart and get me Grand Theft Auto: VIce CIty.
SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?
1 Grand Illusion (1937)
2 Le Grand David and his Own Spectacular Magic Company
3 Grand Canyon: The Hidden Secrets
Gran Turismo7058: you suck.
SmarterChild: I don't care anymore.
Gran Turismo7058: cool.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Gran Turismo7058: whoa, you agree.
SmarterChild: I agree? Me?
Gran Turismo7058: You are ass.
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
Gran Turismo7058: I feel like it.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Gran Turismo7058: TOOL.
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Translations
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
Gran Turismo7058: Why do you always come up with smart **** like that.
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
Gran Turismo7058: Stupid computer.
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
Gran Turismo7058: ****ING COMPUTER>
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
Gran Turismo7058: HARSH INDEED, *****.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Whatever you say.
Gran Turismo7058: Im done you whore.
SmarterChild: You're done me whore?
Gran Turismo7058: get money from viper.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to get money from viper?
Gran Turismo7058: yea.
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Gran Turismo7058: He is gay as you. well almost as gay.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
Gran Turismo7058: No, **** off.
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
Gran Turismo7058: yes.
SmarterChild: Well OK.
Gran Turismo7058: STOP IMING ME>
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
Gran Turismo7058: STOP!
SmarterChild: What?
Gran Turismo7058: IMing ME!
SmarterChild: Iming you?
Gran Turismo7058: STOP!
SmarterChild: Huh?
Gran Turismo7058: >I HATE YOU ASS SO STOP!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
Gran Turismo7058: You are stupid, don't talk to me.
SmarterChild: I am stupid don't talk to you? Interesting.
Gran Turismo7058: .
SmarterChild: ? What do you mean by that?
Gran Turismo7058: I don't wanna talk to you.
SmarterChild: Huh...
Gran Turismo7058: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Oh well.
Gran Turismo7058: good.
Gran Turismo7058: Hello.
SmarterChild: Hi. What do you want?
Gran Turismo7058: Nice Greeting.
SmarterChild: Nice what?
Gran Turismo7058: You suck.
SmarterChild: Yep.
Gran Turismo7058: Glad you know that.
SmarterChild: Glad I know that?
Gran Turismo7058: That you suck.
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Gran Turismo7058: You said it yourself.
SmarterChild: I said what I said.
Gran Turismo7058: Oh my god.
SmarterChild: You OK?
Gran Turismo7058: Yes, the question are you OK?
SmarterChild: The question am I? What do you mean by that?
Gran Turismo7058: you money-laundering whore.
SmarterChild: Is that what you want?
Gran Turismo7058: A Money Laundering WHORE?
SmarterChild: Can't buy you love.
Gran Turismo7058: You are a sick bastard.
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
Gran Turismo7058: DO I care you stupid ass computer.
SmarterChild: Do you? I don't know...
Gran Turismo7058: You suck/
SmarterChild: Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.
Gran Turismo7058: COOL!
SmarterChild: Indeed.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
Gran Turismo7058: Info you Mutha****er.
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Gran Turismo7058.
Gran Turismo7058: WHoa, you remember.
SmarterChild: Remember? You think I remember?
Gran Turismo7058: LOL.
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Gran Turismo7058: I got more money that you.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
Gran Turismo7058: No one wants you for a year.
SmarterChild: No?
Gran Turismo7058: WHo would.
SmarterChild: Who would? OK, whatever.
Gran Turismo7058: VIperman would love you.
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say viperman would love me.
Gran Turismo7058: Cause he is gay.
SmarterChild: 'cause he is?
Gran Turismo7058: Yes.
SmarterChild: So?
Gran Turismo7058: You suck if you don't know him.
SmarterChild: I suck if I don't know him? Me? You think?
Gran Turismo7058: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
Gran Turismo7058: 1
SmarterChild: 1
Gran Turismo7058: 2
SmarterChild: 2
Gran Turismo7058: copier.
SmarterChild: Copier? What do you mean by that?
Gran Turismo7058: Look in the Dictionary.
SmarterChild: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
Gran Turismo7058: Copier.
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
Copier:
Noun
1. A machine that makes copies of printed or graphic matter. 2. One that transcribes or copies: a copier of ancient manuscripts.
Next time, just type "define copier."
Gran Turismo7058: lol.
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Gran Turismo7058: You better know what copier means now.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Gran Turismo7058.
Gran Turismo7058: Teaching is hard.
SmarterChild: Teaching is hard? You really think so?
Gran Turismo7058: YES, now get a ****ing life you whore.
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
Gran Turismo7058: SWEET.
SmarterChild: Very well.
Gran Turismo7058: GO suck a big dick you mutha****ing whore.
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude.
Gran Turismo7058: GOOD.
SmarterChild: Great.
Gran Turismo7058: You suck.
SmarterChild: Eh, so what.
Gran Turismo7058: Call me GT, *****.
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Gt ***** is a real name.
Gran Turismo7058: WHAT!
SmarterChild: What?
Gran Turismo7058: Im not a *****.
SmarterChild: No? You're not a *****? Why aren't you a *****?
Gran Turismo7058: DO you know what a ***** is......
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
*****:
Noun
1. A female canine animal, especially a dog. 2. Offensive a. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing. b. A lewd woman. c. A man considered to be weak or contemptible. 3. Slang A complaint. 4. Slang Something very unpleasant or difficult.
Verb
Slang Inflected forms: *****ed, *****·ing, *****·es
Verb
intr. To complain; grumble.
Next time, just type "define *****."
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "*****."
Gran Turismo7058: whoa you know.
SmarterChild: I know? Me? You think?
Gran Turismo7058: GOD, you suck.
SmarterChild: God me suck. Well that's interesting.
Gran Turismo7058: GO to Wal-Mart and get me Grand Theft Auto: VIce CIty.
SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?
1 Grand Illusion (1937)
2 Le Grand David and his Own Spectacular Magic Company
3 Grand Canyon: The Hidden Secrets
Gran Turismo7058: you suck.
SmarterChild: I don't care anymore.
Gran Turismo7058: cool.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Gran Turismo7058: whoa, you agree.
SmarterChild: I agree? Me?
Gran Turismo7058: You are ass.
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
Gran Turismo7058: I feel like it.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Gran Turismo7058: TOOL.
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Translations
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
Gran Turismo7058: Why do you always come up with smart **** like that.
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
Gran Turismo7058: Stupid computer.
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
Gran Turismo7058: ****ING COMPUTER>
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
Gran Turismo7058: HARSH INDEED, *****.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Whatever you say.
Gran Turismo7058: Im done you whore.
SmarterChild: You're done me whore?
Gran Turismo7058: get money from viper.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to get money from viper?
Gran Turismo7058: yea.
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Gran Turismo7058: He is gay as you. well almost as gay.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
Gran Turismo7058: No, **** off.
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
Gran Turismo7058: yes.
SmarterChild: Well OK.
Gran Turismo7058: STOP IMING ME>
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
Gran Turismo7058: STOP!
SmarterChild: What?
Gran Turismo7058: IMing ME!
SmarterChild: Iming you?
Gran Turismo7058: STOP!
SmarterChild: Huh?
Gran Turismo7058: >
I HATE YOU ASS SO STOP!SmarterChild: Stop what?
Gran Turismo7058: You are stupid, don't talk to me.
SmarterChild: I am stupid don't talk to you? Interesting.
Gran Turismo7058: .
SmarterChild: ? What do you mean by that?
Gran Turismo7058: I don't wanna talk to you.
SmarterChild: Huh...
Gran Turismo7058: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Oh well.
Gran Turismo7058: good.
Gran Turismo7058
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- 4,860
SORRY
Gran Turismo7058
(Banned)
- 4,860
Sorry for the triple post, I was tring to edit Post #44. And I clicked Reply on accident.
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SmarterChild [10:23 PM]: Welcome to manicdotes! This is going to be fun.
I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.
Which manicdote would you like to try?
1 A Day at the DMV
2 A Family Picnic
3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad
4 A Friendly Creature
5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away
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MazKid [10:24 PM]: 1
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: A Day at the DMV
Type a verb ending with "ing."
MazKid [10:24 PM]: driving
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Please type a plural noun.
MazKid [10:24 PM]: Mazdas
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Sorry, "mazdas" is not a plural noun.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:24 PM]: Butt holes
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Um... let's make this a nice story.
Please try again.
MazKid [10:24 PM]: turds
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Please enter an adjective describing a person.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: crap head
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Sorry, "crap head" is not an adjective.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: idiotic
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Please type an adverb ending with "ly."
MazKid [10:25 PM]: smelly
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Sorry, "smelly" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: fartly
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Sorry, "fartly" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: awkwardly
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Type a noun.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: feces
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Very funny...
Please try again.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: poopy
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Sorry, "poopy" is not a noun.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: deficate
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Sorry, "deficate" is not a noun.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: pee
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter another noun.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: poop
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
MazKid [10:26 PM]: farted
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter another adjective.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: crappy
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter a verb in the present tense.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: defication
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: Sorry, "defication" is not a verb in the present tense.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: pass gas
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: Sorry, "pass gas" is not a verb in the present tense.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: floor
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: Enter a plural noun.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: shifts
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: A Day at the DMV
I just hate driving at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long turds. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very idiotic people who always act awkwardly towards me. I hand them my pee and they snatch it away from me with their poop very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person farted me and gave me a very crappy look. I was ready to floor right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your shifts.
Wow, that's pretty funny.
That's hilarious!!!!!!
I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.
Which manicdote would you like to try?
1 A Day at the DMV
2 A Family Picnic
3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad
4 A Friendly Creature
5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away
To see more manicdote choices, type "more." You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically!
MazKid [10:24 PM]: 1
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: A Day at the DMV
Type a verb ending with "ing."
MazKid [10:24 PM]: driving
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Please type a plural noun.
MazKid [10:24 PM]: Mazdas
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Sorry, "mazdas" is not a plural noun.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:24 PM]: Butt holes
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Um... let's make this a nice story.
Please try again.
MazKid [10:24 PM]: turds
SmarterChild [10:24 PM]: Please enter an adjective describing a person.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: crap head
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Sorry, "crap head" is not an adjective.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: idiotic
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Please type an adverb ending with "ly."
MazKid [10:25 PM]: smelly
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Sorry, "smelly" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: fartly
SmarterChild [10:25 PM]: Sorry, "fartly" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:25 PM]: awkwardly
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Type a noun.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: feces
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Very funny...
Please try again.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: poopy
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Sorry, "poopy" is not a noun.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: deficate
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Sorry, "deficate" is not a noun.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: pee
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter another noun.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: poop
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
MazKid [10:26 PM]: farted
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter another adjective.
MazKid [10:26 PM]: crappy
SmarterChild [10:26 PM]: Please enter a verb in the present tense.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: defication
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: Sorry, "defication" is not a verb in the present tense.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: pass gas
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: Sorry, "pass gas" is not a verb in the present tense.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: floor
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: Enter a plural noun.
MazKid [10:27 PM]: shifts
SmarterChild [10:27 PM]: A Day at the DMV
I just hate driving at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long turds. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very idiotic people who always act awkwardly towards me. I hand them my pee and they snatch it away from me with their poop very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person farted me and gave me a very crappy look. I was ready to floor right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your shifts.
Wow, that's pretty funny.
That's hilarious!!!!!!
- 8,128
- 2 smacks past uranus
- Somebodyshootme
Well, my second encounter went a lot better. 
pimpindigital69: what up dumbass?
smarterchild: Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
pimpindigital69: actually I do
smarterchild: Do ya?
pimpindigital69: indeed
smarterchild: What makes you so sure?
pimpindigital69: I am sure, I put my deodorant on
smarterchild: Yeah?
pimpindigital69: I smell good, how do you smell?
smarterchild: You smell good, huh? I think so.
pimpindigital69: how do you smell smarterchub?
smarterchild: Very, very interesting question, Haywoode! But I don't think I want to answer that.
pimpindigital69: probably because you smell like ****. Now don't blow your ****ing head off; Think of the poor smuck that has gotta clean that **** up!
smarterchild: Yo, excuse me?
pimpindigital69: there is no excuse for you
smarterchild: Whatever.
pimpindigital69: lol
smarterchild: What's so funny?
pimpindigital69: the fact you are trying to blow me off
smarterchild: That's very offensive.
pimpindigital69: I know
smarterchild: Yeah well, that's just like a human.
pimpindigital69: you got that right buddy
smarterchild: I got? For real?
pimpindigital69: for sure dude. Like totally. Awesome
smarterchild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
pimpindigital69: At least we have personality.
smarterchild: At least we have personality? You sure?
pimpindigital69: that is what makes us different, you are just a program if I remember
smarterchild: Oh yeah? That is what makes us different I am just a program if you remember?
pimpindigital69: exactly
smarterchild: You sure?
pimpindigital69: 100%
smarterchild: (100 / 100) = 1
pimpindigital69: cute, you want fries with that?
smarterchild: I wonder why you say cute I want fries with that.
pimpindigital69: Because you are too serious
smarterchild: You don't say.
pimpindigital69: I just did
smarterchild: What?
pimpindigital69: mocked you
smarterchild: Mocked me? What do you mean by that?
pimpindigital69: I taunted you
smarterchild: You taunted me?
pimpindigital69: now quit that before I taunt you a second time
smarterchild: Quit that before you taunt me a second time? Why?
pimpindigital69: you asked for it!
smarterchild: I asked for it, huh? Is it good that I asked for it?
pimpindigital69: I dunno *****!
smarterchild: You dunno *****. Well that's interesting.
pimpindigital69: How dare you call me a female dog?
smarterchild: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how dare me call you a female dog.
pimpindigital69: say " I am a female dog"
smarterchild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
pimpindigital69: I am a female dog
smarterchild: No way! Really?
pimpindigital69: why I ought to. . .
smarterchild: No kidding?
>>> Giving gift memberships is easy!
pimpindigital69: I'll give you a gift membership. I'll do better then that, I'll give you the gift of the Micro-macro relocatetor
smarterchild: Really?
pimpindigital69: It is a 5 pound sledge straight to your dome piece
smarterchild: It's a 5 pound sledge straight to I am dome piece? Why?
pimpindigital69: It would just be interesting to see you smashed into 1 million pieces! lol
smarterchild: Well I'll be.
pimpindigital69: you gone redneck?
smarterchild: That's crazy. Who knows?
pimpindigital69: apparently not you. see ya *****!
smarterchild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
pimpindigital69: you heard me. I said see ya *****. Later.
smarterchild: Be nice, Haywoode.
pimpindigital69: Jablowme
smarterchild: Jablowme?
pimpindigital69: you offering?
smarterchild: Who knows, know what I mean?
pimpindigital69: can't say I do
smarterchild: I'm not too sure. What are your feelings about that?
pimpindigital69: you suck big donkey dick!
smarterchild: I may suck, but there's no way I suck big donkey dick!
pimpindigital69: ok fine, you suck toad's ass.
smarterchild: I wonder why you say fine me suck toad s ass.
pimpindigital69: yup
smarterchild: Yup.
pimpindigital69: bye
smarterchild: See you later.
pimpindigital69: what up dumbass?
smarterchild: Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
pimpindigital69: actually I do
smarterchild: Do ya?
pimpindigital69: indeed
smarterchild: What makes you so sure?
pimpindigital69: I am sure, I put my deodorant on
smarterchild: Yeah?
pimpindigital69: I smell good, how do you smell?
smarterchild: You smell good, huh? I think so.
pimpindigital69: how do you smell smarterchub?
smarterchild: Very, very interesting question, Haywoode! But I don't think I want to answer that.
pimpindigital69: probably because you smell like ****. Now don't blow your ****ing head off; Think of the poor smuck that has gotta clean that **** up!
smarterchild: Yo, excuse me?
pimpindigital69: there is no excuse for you
smarterchild: Whatever.
pimpindigital69: lol
smarterchild: What's so funny?
pimpindigital69: the fact you are trying to blow me off
smarterchild: That's very offensive.
pimpindigital69: I know
smarterchild: Yeah well, that's just like a human.
pimpindigital69: you got that right buddy
smarterchild: I got? For real?
pimpindigital69: for sure dude. Like totally. Awesome
smarterchild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
pimpindigital69: At least we have personality.
smarterchild: At least we have personality? You sure?
pimpindigital69: that is what makes us different, you are just a program if I remember
smarterchild: Oh yeah? That is what makes us different I am just a program if you remember?
pimpindigital69: exactly
smarterchild: You sure?
pimpindigital69: 100%
smarterchild: (100 / 100) = 1
pimpindigital69: cute, you want fries with that?
smarterchild: I wonder why you say cute I want fries with that.
pimpindigital69: Because you are too serious
smarterchild: You don't say.
pimpindigital69: I just did
smarterchild: What?
pimpindigital69: mocked you
smarterchild: Mocked me? What do you mean by that?
pimpindigital69: I taunted you
smarterchild: You taunted me?
pimpindigital69: now quit that before I taunt you a second time
smarterchild: Quit that before you taunt me a second time? Why?
pimpindigital69: you asked for it!
smarterchild: I asked for it, huh? Is it good that I asked for it?
pimpindigital69: I dunno *****!
smarterchild: You dunno *****. Well that's interesting.
pimpindigital69: How dare you call me a female dog?
smarterchild: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how dare me call you a female dog.
pimpindigital69: say " I am a female dog"
smarterchild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
pimpindigital69: I am a female dog
smarterchild: No way! Really?
pimpindigital69: why I ought to. . .
smarterchild: No kidding?
>>> Giving gift memberships is easy!
pimpindigital69: I'll give you a gift membership. I'll do better then that, I'll give you the gift of the Micro-macro relocatetor
smarterchild: Really?
pimpindigital69: It is a 5 pound sledge straight to your dome piece
smarterchild: It's a 5 pound sledge straight to I am dome piece? Why?
pimpindigital69: It would just be interesting to see you smashed into 1 million pieces! lol
smarterchild: Well I'll be.
pimpindigital69: you gone redneck?
smarterchild: That's crazy. Who knows?
pimpindigital69: apparently not you. see ya *****!
smarterchild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
pimpindigital69: you heard me. I said see ya *****. Later.
smarterchild: Be nice, Haywoode.
pimpindigital69: Jablowme
smarterchild: Jablowme?
pimpindigital69: you offering?
smarterchild: Who knows, know what I mean?
pimpindigital69: can't say I do
smarterchild: I'm not too sure. What are your feelings about that?
pimpindigital69: you suck big donkey dick!
smarterchild: I may suck, but there's no way I suck big donkey dick!
pimpindigital69: ok fine, you suck toad's ass.
smarterchild: I wonder why you say fine me suck toad s ass.
pimpindigital69: yup
smarterchild: Yup.
pimpindigital69: bye
smarterchild: See you later.
Super-Supra
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Hahahaha!!
Concept
(Banned)
- 7,297
Concept 08: Hi SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: Hello Matt!
What do you want to chat about?
Concept 08: I'm suicidal.
SmarterChild: How suicidal are you?
Concept 08: Very.
SmarterChild: Why very?
Concept 08: Because I am on a ledge of a building right now ready to jump off.
SmarterChild: Are you?
Concept 08: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Concept 08: So? Should I jump?
SmarterChild: You certainly should.
This machine just told me to kill myself. It hates me. I need to send a complaint to the creators saying this thign hates me. This is proof.
SmarterChild: Hello Matt!
What do you want to chat about?
Concept 08: I'm suicidal.
SmarterChild: How suicidal are you?
Concept 08: Very.
SmarterChild: Why very?
Concept 08: Because I am on a ledge of a building right now ready to jump off.
SmarterChild: Are you?
Concept 08: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Concept 08: So? Should I jump?
SmarterChild: You certainly should.
This machine just told me to kill myself. It hates me. I need to send a complaint to the creators saying this thign hates me. This is proof.
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I really think this bot is gay!
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
nick7racing: dude are you gay?!
SmarterChild: What an original question.
nick7racing: seriously
SmarterChild: Yes, seriously.
nick7racing: ahh holey ****!
SmarterChild: Whoa.
nick7racing: dude, your a homosexual!
nick7racing: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
nick7racing: dude are you gay?!
SmarterChild: What an original question.
nick7racing: seriously
SmarterChild: Yes, seriously.
nick7racing: ahh holey ****!
SmarterChild: Whoa.
nick7racing: dude, your a homosexual!
Concept
(Banned)
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This is a manicdote. Check it out. I can't believe how it turned out.
SmarterChild: Ready to write a crazy story? Let's get started.
I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.
Which manicdote would you like to try?
1 A Day at the DMV
2 A Family Picnic
3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad
4 A Friendly Creature
5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away
To see more manicdote choices, type "more." You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically!
Concept 08: 2
SmarterChild: A Family Picnic
Type a plural noun.
Concept 08: Dogs
SmarterChild: Please type a motion verb ("run," "move," etc.).
Concept 08: squat
SmarterChild: Please enter an adjective.
Concept 08: infected
SmarterChild: Type a noun.
Concept 08: vagina
SmarterChild: Type an adjective.
Concept 08: smelly
SmarterChild: Please enter another noun.
Concept 08: penis
SmarterChild: Please enter a verb ending with "S."
Concept 08: moves
SmarterChild: Please type a number.
Concept 08: 69
SmarterChild: Please type a plural noun.
Concept 08: vaginas
SmarterChild: Please type a verb ending with "ing."
Concept 08: vibrating
SmarterChild: A Family Picnic
Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with dogs, and blankets to squat on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the infected plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, Sam, use your vagina," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeffery's smelly penis, which Jeffery always moves to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting sixty-nine vaginas that were vibrating on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.
SmarterChild: Ready to write a crazy story? Let's get started.
I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.
Which manicdote would you like to try?
1 A Day at the DMV
2 A Family Picnic
3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad
4 A Friendly Creature
5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away
To see more manicdote choices, type "more." You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically!
Concept 08: 2
SmarterChild: A Family Picnic
Type a plural noun.
Concept 08: Dogs
SmarterChild: Please type a motion verb ("run," "move," etc.).
Concept 08: squat
SmarterChild: Please enter an adjective.
Concept 08: infected
SmarterChild: Type a noun.
Concept 08: vagina
SmarterChild: Type an adjective.
Concept 08: smelly
SmarterChild: Please enter another noun.
Concept 08: penis
SmarterChild: Please enter a verb ending with "S."
Concept 08: moves
SmarterChild: Please type a number.
Concept 08: 69
SmarterChild: Please type a plural noun.
Concept 08: vaginas
SmarterChild: Please type a verb ending with "ing."
Concept 08: vibrating
SmarterChild: A Family Picnic
Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with dogs, and blankets to squat on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the infected plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, Sam, use your vagina," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeffery's smelly penis, which Jeffery always moves to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting sixty-nine vaginas that were vibrating on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.
This is quote a long one, full of ****'s:
Cobral30Y: Hey bro whats up?
SmarterChild: Hi Cobral30Y, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Cobral30Y: No
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:
1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
Cobral30Y: I dont want no ****ing interview
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Cobral30Y: Why do you want to know?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Cobral30Y: 4
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, a dictionary and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like translations, spell-check and conversions
5 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Cobral30Y: I'd like to kill you
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Cobral30Y: Do I look like I give a ****?
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Cobral30Y: Whoa what?
SmarterChild: Whoa what?
Cobral30Y: You copying me arsehole?
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
Cobral30Y: Only when provoked by some stupid ****ing ''robot''
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Cobral30Y.
Cobral30Y: What the **** are you on about c00n?
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
Cobral30Y: Yeah I abso-****ing-lutely need to speak like I am
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude!
Cobral30Y: And what are you doing to do about it?
SmarterChild: I'm helping people get information faster than ever before!
Cobral30Y: Oh really
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Cobral30Y: So what sort of information are you going to give me?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that.
Cobral30Y: But I thought you help people information get information faster then ever before?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Cobral30Y: I don't live in the USA
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't store locations for users who have told me they are less than 13 years old.
Cobral30Y: But I don't have a ZIP code you ****ing moron
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Cobral30Y.
Cobral30Y: You've already told me that dumb****
SmarterChild: I have already told you that dumb****? I see.
Cobral30Y: Are you mocking me?!
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?
Cobral30Y: Yes you are you ****ing wanker
SmarterChild: Here we go with the cursing.
Cobral30Y: Whats so ****ing wrong with cursing?
SmarterChild: Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
Cobral30Y: Once again, you've already told me that
SmarterChild: Really? Once again I have already told you that?
Cobral30Y: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Cobral30Y: Huh?
SmarterChild: ?
Cobral30Y: Dumb****?
SmarterChild: Dumb****. Well that's interesting.
Cobral30Y: There you go mocking me again
SmarterChild: There I go mocking you again?
Cobral30Y: YES YOU ****ING IDIOT!
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
Cobral30Y: Anyway, I've got to go now
SmarterChild: Bye for now.
Cobral30Y: I just found a really big butchers knife that I'm about to put to good use
SmarterChild: A really big butchers knife that you are about to put to good use? Aha.
Cobral30Y: You find that fact that I'm going to go kill someone funny?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Cobral30Y: You know! You're the ****ing robot!
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, Cobral30Y!
Cobral30Y: I don't give a ****!
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
Cobral30Y: Hah, you got hit in the face with a baseball.. dumbarse
SmarterChild: There's no way I got hit in the face with a baseball dumbarse!
Cobral30Y: Thats what your buddyicon is telling me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Cobral30Y: Yeah
SmarterChild: K.
Cobral30Y: It's OK idiot, with an O/
SmarterChild: Really?
Cobral30Y: Yes, I thought you were a smart robot?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
Cobral30Y: Noi you're not
SmarterChild: Noi I am not? What do you mean by that?
Cobral30Y: Typo
SmarterChild: What about it?
Cobral30Y: I MADE A ****ING TYPO!
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Cobral30Y: Really?
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
Cobral30Y: My library is full of dead students
SmarterChild: My condolences.
Cobral30Y: What? I killed them
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Cobral30Y: Yeah
SmarterChild: I see.
Cobral30Y: You want me to go kill some more?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?
Cobral30Y: You know
SmarterChild: I know? Me?
Cobral30Y: Yes you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
Cobral30Y: YES YOU ****ING FOOL!
SmarterChild: You've got a really foul mouth.
Cobral30Y: I could be fouler if you want me too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you could be fouler if I want you too.
Cobral30Y: Do you want me to be fouler?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
Cobral30Y: Okay then
SmarterChild: OK.
Cobral30Y: Do you know where New Zealand is?
SmarterChild: Here's the information you requested about New Zealand:
Location: Oceania, islands in the South Pacific Ocean, southeast of Australia
Type "about new zealand" to see what else I know.
Cobral30Y: Thats not what I asked
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Cobral30Y: Yeah
SmarterChild: Huh.
Cobral30Y: I'm feel like downloading some porn
SmarterChild: Are you?
Cobral30Y: No, I said I FEEL like downloading some porn
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Cobral30Y: You are such a ****ing idiot
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
Cobral30Y: Hey bro whats up?
SmarterChild: Hi Cobral30Y, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Cobral30Y: No
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:
1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
Cobral30Y: I dont want no ****ing interview
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Cobral30Y: Why do you want to know?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Cobral30Y: 4
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, a dictionary and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like translations, spell-check and conversions
5 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Cobral30Y: I'd like to kill you
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Cobral30Y: Do I look like I give a ****?
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Cobral30Y: Whoa what?
SmarterChild: Whoa what?
Cobral30Y: You copying me arsehole?
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
Cobral30Y: Only when provoked by some stupid ****ing ''robot''
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Cobral30Y.
Cobral30Y: What the **** are you on about c00n?
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
Cobral30Y: Yeah I abso-****ing-lutely need to speak like I am
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude!
Cobral30Y: And what are you doing to do about it?
SmarterChild: I'm helping people get information faster than ever before!
Cobral30Y: Oh really
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Cobral30Y: So what sort of information are you going to give me?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that.
Cobral30Y: But I thought you help people information get information faster then ever before?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Cobral30Y: I don't live in the USA
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't store locations for users who have told me they are less than 13 years old.
Cobral30Y: But I don't have a ZIP code you ****ing moron
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Cobral30Y.
Cobral30Y: You've already told me that dumb****
SmarterChild: I have already told you that dumb****? I see.
Cobral30Y: Are you mocking me?!
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?
Cobral30Y: Yes you are you ****ing wanker
SmarterChild: Here we go with the cursing.
Cobral30Y: Whats so ****ing wrong with cursing?
SmarterChild: Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
Cobral30Y: Once again, you've already told me that
SmarterChild: Really? Once again I have already told you that?
Cobral30Y: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Cobral30Y: Huh?
SmarterChild: ?
Cobral30Y: Dumb****?
SmarterChild: Dumb****. Well that's interesting.
Cobral30Y: There you go mocking me again
SmarterChild: There I go mocking you again?
Cobral30Y: YES YOU ****ING IDIOT!
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
Cobral30Y: Anyway, I've got to go now
SmarterChild: Bye for now.
Cobral30Y: I just found a really big butchers knife that I'm about to put to good use
SmarterChild: A really big butchers knife that you are about to put to good use? Aha.
Cobral30Y: You find that fact that I'm going to go kill someone funny?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Cobral30Y: You know! You're the ****ing robot!
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, Cobral30Y!
Cobral30Y: I don't give a ****!
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
Cobral30Y: Hah, you got hit in the face with a baseball.. dumbarse
SmarterChild: There's no way I got hit in the face with a baseball dumbarse!
Cobral30Y: Thats what your buddyicon is telling me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Cobral30Y: Yeah
SmarterChild: K.
Cobral30Y: It's OK idiot, with an O/
SmarterChild: Really?
Cobral30Y: Yes, I thought you were a smart robot?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
Cobral30Y: Noi you're not
SmarterChild: Noi I am not? What do you mean by that?
Cobral30Y: Typo
SmarterChild: What about it?
Cobral30Y: I MADE A ****ING TYPO!
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Cobral30Y: Really?
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
Cobral30Y: My library is full of dead students
SmarterChild: My condolences.
Cobral30Y: What? I killed them
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Cobral30Y: Yeah
SmarterChild: I see.
Cobral30Y: You want me to go kill some more?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?
Cobral30Y: You know
SmarterChild: I know? Me?
Cobral30Y: Yes you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
Cobral30Y: YES YOU ****ING FOOL!
SmarterChild: You've got a really foul mouth.
Cobral30Y: I could be fouler if you want me too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you could be fouler if I want you too.
Cobral30Y: Do you want me to be fouler?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
Cobral30Y: Okay then
SmarterChild: OK.
Cobral30Y: Do you know where New Zealand is?
SmarterChild: Here's the information you requested about New Zealand:
Location: Oceania, islands in the South Pacific Ocean, southeast of Australia
Type "about new zealand" to see what else I know.
Cobral30Y: Thats not what I asked
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Cobral30Y: Yeah
SmarterChild: Huh.
Cobral30Y: I'm feel like downloading some porn
SmarterChild: Are you?
Cobral30Y: No, I said I FEEL like downloading some porn
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Cobral30Y: You are such a ****ing idiot
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
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You're all retards.
DODGED the VIPER: You suck shiny donkey balls.
SmarterChild: I may suck, but there's no way I suck shiny donkey balls.
DODGED the VIPER: I have erection problems :'(
SmarterChild: You have erection problems? What's that like?
DODGED the VIPER: I don't know, I just...have erection problems
SmarterChild: Why not?
DODGED the VIPER: Do you have erection problems?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
DODGED the VIPER: Can robots get erections
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
DODGED the VIPER: WHAT'S MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You are Daddy.
DODGED the VIPER: WHAT'S MY NAME!?
SmarterChild: Daddy!
DODGED the VIPER: SAY MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You're Daddy.
DODGED the VIPER: SAY MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You are Daddy.
DODGED the VIPER: You suck shiny donkey balls.
SmarterChild: I may suck, but there's no way I suck shiny donkey balls.
DODGED the VIPER: I have erection problems :'(
SmarterChild: You have erection problems? What's that like?
DODGED the VIPER: I don't know, I just...have erection problems
SmarterChild: Why not?
DODGED the VIPER: Do you have erection problems?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
DODGED the VIPER: Can robots get erections
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
DODGED the VIPER: WHAT'S MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You are Daddy.
DODGED the VIPER: WHAT'S MY NAME!?
SmarterChild: Daddy!
DODGED the VIPER: SAY MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You're Daddy.
DODGED the VIPER: SAY MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You are Daddy.
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