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- SeismicGravy
A blonde walks into an electrical shop and asks the man behind the counter that she would like to buy a microwave that she spotted.
"Sorry" said the man, "We do not sell to blondes"
Enraged, she goes home.
Next day, she goes back to the shop wearing a red wig, and askes the man for the microwave.
"Sorry" said the man again, "We do not sell to blondes"
She goes home enraged again.
Next day, she tries to buy the microwave whilst wearing a black wig.
again the man says "Sorry, we do not sell to blondes"
She time, she's confused.
"Pardon me for asking" she said, "But I've worn a red wig and a black wig, and you've still recognised be as a blonde. How?"
"Because" said the man "That's not a microwave, it's a television"
"Sorry" said the man, "We do not sell to blondes"
Enraged, she goes home.
Next day, she goes back to the shop wearing a red wig, and askes the man for the microwave.
"Sorry" said the man again, "We do not sell to blondes"
She goes home enraged again.
Next day, she tries to buy the microwave whilst wearing a black wig.
again the man says "Sorry, we do not sell to blondes"
She time, she's confused.
"Pardon me for asking" she said, "But I've worn a red wig and a black wig, and you've still recognised be as a blonde. How?"
"Because" said the man "That's not a microwave, it's a television"