The Collection of Quotes by Trevor Phillips

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WARNING: Might contain spoilers

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As we all know, Trevor Phillips is a crazy psychopath, but he almost always provides us with a funny quote. I thought these quotes deserved their own thread. So, share your favorite quotes from the creative mind of Trevor Phillips here.

*after getting kicked out of The Rockford Hotel* Hey, just so you know, I left a turd in the pool. Code brown!

*after getting kicked out of the horse track* Tell me where it says you must wear pants on the casino floor.

*same as previous* I'm famous! I've been on the news!

*after puking into a random fountain* Man, I swallowed that nose ring in the 90's.

*after waking up drunk on a mountain* Time to find a hiker to eat for breakfast.
 
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While driving and bumps to another car, he says "That was entirely....YOUR FAULT!"

Something like that.
 
Whilst driving I crash into someone else "I'm going to torch this car infront of YOUR house"
 
if i remember correctly
"if you cant trust a prostitute over night, you cant trust anyone( after being drunk at a rooftop)
 
The two posts that were avoiding the swear filter by having the first letter of the word and then a bunch of *'s have been deleted. Not acceptable.
 
"I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!"

One of my favorites.
 
when running over a dear: "I just hit a dear! Oh dear."
when running over a cat or something: "cute, but stupid"
 
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KM964
WARNING: Might contain spoilers

Remember to use the 🤬 when needed!

As we all know, Trevor Phillips is a crazy psychopath, but he almost always provides us with a funny quote. I thought these quotes deserved their own thread. So, share your favorite quotes from the creative mind of Trevor Phillips here.

*after getting kicked out of The Rockford Hotel* Hey, just so you know, I left a turd in the pool. Code brown!

*after getting kicked out of the horse track* Tell me where it says you must wear pants on the casino floor.

*same as previous* I'm famous! I've been on the news!

*after puking into a random fountain* Man, I swallowed that nose ring in the 90's.

*after waking up drunk on a mountain* Time to find a hiker to eat for breakfast.
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*after getting kicked out of the workout area on Vespucci beach* "Are you telling me i need to shave my back to join this club? I bet you 🤬 dont even know how to fight."
 
"Why oh why do you exist?" When flipping off other drivers.
"Come on! I just want to see your breast stroke!" When switching to him while he threatens a Lost MC biker to swim.
 
*Wakes up on random mountain, drunk and wearing a dress* "I'll rip out and eat the warm liver of the deer who pissed on me"

:lol:

Couple others too. Can't remember them all though.
 
During the mission where you clear out the bikers from the airstrip:

*points sniper at Ron who is waving from a distance* "I think one of these :censored:s is having a seizure or something."
 
"Hey Wade, lube up you eyehole because I'm about to **** your tiny little mind"
 
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"Ooops, safety first" as Trevor puts the torture victims seat-belt on before dropping him off at the airport after that torture mission :lol:

The whole hipster conversation with Micheal.

All of Trevor's impressions of other characters.
 

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