The Collection of Quotes by Trevor Phillips

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-10 points !
- i keep all the things i dont mind losing on the back or something like that when Wade ask him to put seatbelts on the back.
- "Martin !!!" *with Madrazo's accent when Madrazo called him.

Lots of the quotes are hilarious but i forget many of them.
 
*yelling at LSPD officers*
"This is discrimination...

...against drug addicts with propensities for violence!"
 
"Yeah. You. Wouldn't laugh, wouldn't hangout.
*mimics Michael*
I've got my work, I've got my life, and never the two shall meet!"
Source

"You gotta be careful buddy, alright? Because they are looking around these trains for illegals, and if you're mistaken,
*makes gunshot noises with mouth*
You'll be shot, amigo."
Source
 
While chasing a civilian (usually at night, on back roads):

"I swear, his head just fell off! I know, it freaked me out, too!"

********

While tying a kidnap victim to Del Perro Pier:

"And that is why trickle-down economics is 🤬!"

OR:

"And that is why you should always be nice to strangers!"
 
Okay, I know this is the Trevor quote thread, but the best quote in the game has to come from Jock Cranley when he gets interviewed on 'Bless Your Heart' and says "we're National Socialists - because our society is our nation!", completely unaware of what that actually means. And also when he describes himself as "against cronyism".
 
DK
It's a shame the talk show stations didn't have more than one episode of each show. :(
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Same goes for the TV shows--I'd like to see the second episode of Underbelly of Paradise.

While not actually a Trevor quote, the biggest laugh I've had while playing is when I'm chasing the bikers as Trevor shortly after his introduction and Wade, sitting in the bed of the truck, randomly says "My butt's gone numb." I actually crashed and had to restart the mission because I was laughing so hard--it hit me in just the right spot at just the right time.
Trevor's little speech regarding shared custody between Floyd and Debra during the mission "Hang Ten" is good for a laugh as well, though I don't recall what's actually said.
 

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