The (completely unofficial) "Questions that can't be Answered" thread..

[crimson_menace]

Tsk, tsk, live4speed.

How dare thee mock the intelligence of the gr8 one (j/k.) 'Sides just makiing an onbservation.

 

[Dave A]

I'm just knocking you in the name of internet fun .

 

[F1GTR]

It's alright.

I understood. I was just making a point that the entity known as 'Famine' is so intellectually advanced, that the closest intelligent being comparable, is none other than Mr. Albert Einstein, himself.

But, sadly, he's no longer in existence. So we'll have to do with Stephen Hawking....

Have a nice day, homie.

Join the Famine Fanclub! (I'm not a member, BTW).

 

[bondy_1625]

It equals:

(pi*pi)+(pi/pi)-(pi*pi)+pi

So: (pi^2)+1-(pi^2)+pi

And: (pi^2)-(pi^2)+1+pi

Which means: 0+1+pi

Equals: pi+1

Therefore: pi x pi + pi / pi - pi x pi + pi = pi+1

o..k.. i dunno where the 1 came from but w/e i owe u a beer my friend

 

['85fierogt]

Certainly doable (excellence question in my Algebra paper in my Maths exam):

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2003316&postcount=5308

a=2(b)+5

√a-√b=312

a=19 b=7

 

[Sharky.]

double post

 

[Sharky.]

fiero: 👍

i dunno where the 1 came from

pi divided by pi = 1.

(pi goes into pi once, or depending on how many slices there are)

 

['85fierogt]

You owe me a Cheerwine, blue_sharky39.

 

[Sharky.]

You can have the beer I won then.

 

[Dizmas]

If a gay dude jumped on your back, would you wack him off?

 

[xXSilencerXx]

Hell yes I f you mean knock him off your back. And hell no if you mean the other meaning of wack him off.

 

[bleurabbit7]

How come the only dead birds you see are ones hit by cars or eaten by hawks?

You haven't met my cat then, have you?

 

[Dave A]

I've seen a few birds that were shot.

 

[ferrari_chris]

This raises a good point - Has anyone actually seen a bird that has died of natural causes?

I'm trolling though my memory, but can't seem to come up with anything.

 

[Dave A]

Yes, my mates budgie did of natural causes.

 

[bleurabbit7]

This raises a good point - Has anyone actually seen a bird that has died of natural causes?

I'm trolling though my memory, but can't seem to come up with anything.

After Hurricane Katrina ripped through, there were a bunch of deceased pelicans everywhere. Does that count as natural causes?



If jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?

 

[Dave A]

Would Jack need help off a horse?

 

[bondy_1625]

After Hurricane Katrina ripped through, there were a bunch of deceased pelicans everywhere. Does that count as natural causes?



If jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?

NO!! jack is a sick motherf**er should'nt have anything to do with animals!

edit: i dont think live4speed quite understood that as i did

 

[Dave A]

I did, I was just playing innocent.

 

[crimson_menace]

Lo!

*A question that can be answered...*

Who is Weeble's arch nemisis?

And for bonus points....

How does Hairy Lee refer to 'children'?

 

[bondy_1625]

if 3 goolahs equal a millaeg and 9 heepugs go into a fogruh what the hell am i talking about?

 

[DQuaN]

Lo!

*A question that can be answered...*

Who is Weeble's arch nemisis?

And for bonus points....

How does Hairy Lee refer to 'children'?

Wee Bull & Childs


And Bondy, i don't think you understood it either.

 

[crimson_menace]

^ Correct!!!!^


PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👍

 

[bondy_1625]

Wee Bull & Childs


And Bondy, i don't think you understood it either.

ah yes but either way is it not quite a difficult question to answer?

 

[bleurabbit7]

How long is a china man and how long is his name.

 

[VIPFREAK]

oh boy... A Wong Name?

 

[pgr2status:beat]

why do dairy cows have spots??

 

[gt_masta]

What is the nurburgring nordschleife length from a snail's view?

 

[pgr2status:beat]

What is the nurburgring nordschleife length from a snail's view?

A year or two of going 0.008mph on the side of the road with its blinkers on so it doesnt get squashed by the audi TT's tires

 

[Dave A]

It's the same lenth, a foot is a foot, an inch is an inch. The size of the person measuring doesn't change how long the measurment is.