The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[slk308]

What is that kid doing.. gosh.

 

[TopHat]

IEL TELL U WUT HE VAUROLSS DOENG HE WAS BEINGS TEH 1337 haXX0r

HE iz t3h b0mb!!!!!!!!!!11


I declare this thread REVIVED!

 

[F1GTR]

Please stop digging up old threads. You'll end up being banned.

 

[TopHat]

Just apologized to Duke about this, so will do!

 

[Thiele]

Wut Thes Got 2 Do Wit A Tw3lva Year Old

Imm?!??! Omg Wtf Lol Twelv3 And I Dont Normaly Sp3ak Liek Thes

 

[Touring Mars]

I think you missed the bit about AOL in there... 💡

 

[STLbarcelona5]

U Haev 2 B Kidng M3 Thes Si Quiet Posibley Teh Most Ridiculos Inv3ntion Sinca Paanut But3r Taht U Squeze From A Tub!11111!! Omg

 

[Silverzone]

Man Y Wud Thes Ned 2 B Bumped?!!??!!111! Lol O W3l I Think Its S3mi-rad!111111! Omg Wtf

 

[PLmatt91]

Wow.

Worse than a 12 year old.

 

[Evolution.]

Oh Em Gee.

Revivalz r teh nawt kul.

 

[PLmatt91]

Troll

 

[Zrow]

Oh Em Gee.

Revivalz r teh nawt kul.

I hear this a lot, then I see somebody get yelled at for not doing a search.

 

[Master_Yoda]

God Thes Si Teh Dumbst ****z Ev3r!11111! Omg Wtf Who Aver Do3s Thes Neds 2 B Kiled!111!1!! Wtf Lol

 

[TopHat]

WOW I ALMOST GOT BANED FOR DONG THIS AFTER DA THREAD DYNG

BUT!!!!1 WTF 3VERY ONE SI HAVNG DA FUN


BTW!11!1!1! LOL DUKE THES SI A COL THRAAD!!!111! LOL


Please don't ban me mr.moderator, i'm a nice person!

EDIT- Machone, you have a point there, will contemplate... Yep, shoulda done that.

 

[ND4SPD]

O Man I Shud Translaet Al Of Mah Skool Proj3cts Wit Thes Thng Thes Skool Y3ar And Hand It In!!!1!!1 Wtf

 

[Evolution.]

WOW I ALMOST GOT BANED FOR DONG THIS AFTER DA THREAD DYNG

BUT!!!!1 WTF 3VERY ONE SI HAVNG DA FUN


BTW!11!1!1! LOL DUKE THES SI A COL THRAAD!!!111! LOL


Please don't ban me mr.moderator, i'm a nice person!

It still doesn't require you to revive it using 1337sp33k. You can enjoy this thread's topic without having to post.

 

[G.T]

SEARCH NOB!1!1!1!1 OMG WTF


...

 

[Thiele]

I think you missed the bit about AOL in there... 💡

what does AOL mean?

Worse than a 12 year old.

 

[Gabkicks]

meh i put a poem i wrote when i was around 12 through that translator and it came out like this...well its at least a bit less depressing.

Action Not Taekn
Words Not Spok3n
Hopa Si Fadng
Drems R Br0K3n
Wut Can B Ganead
From Thngs Un2ld Then
But Thngs L3ft Tarnishad From Wut Was Golden

 

[Flame-returns]

Finaly!!111! Omg Lol Theyre Si A 2l Which 3nables Da Moronic Slaught3r Of Teh 3nglish Launguaeg 2 B Careid Out Without Tiem Or 3fort!1!!1111 Wtf

 

[Sharky.]

OMG WUT WIT AL DA THR3AD-RAVIVNG LAETLEY???!!??? Wtf LOL

 

[TopHat]

Y Si It Taht Idiot 12 Year Old Get Da Bst Stuf Aver??!!! Omg Wtf

 

[ChampCarFan]

Y Do P3ople Tok Liek Thes Wth?!?!!??!?????!!!?!?!??!?!!?!??11!!!11!!11!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!?!???!!!!???!?!?

 

[Tornado]

I put "I Pledge Alleigence to the Flag" into the thing three times and got this:
"I PL3DGA A3LEIGNCE 2 TEH FLAG1!!!!111!1!1!!1! WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF"

 

[Evolution.]

GTPLAENT ROX AND I HOP3 IT WIL NEVER DEI!!111


*filler text*

 

[Thiele]

ONE HAS ANSWERED MAH QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!1!!11!1!!1!!111!!!11!11!!!!!1!111!1!!1!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!11!!1!1111!!111!!111!1!!!!1!11!1!!!1!!111!!!!!!!11!1111!111111!!!1!11!1!1!11111!!!!11!!11!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

 

[Wolfe]

Oh Em Gee.

Revivalz r teh nawt kul.

I hear this a lot, then I see somebody get yelled at for not doing a search.

UESRS SHUD POST IN AN OLD D3AD THRAAD IF THAY HAEV SOM3THNG NU 2 AD 2 TEH DISCUSION OR WANT 2 ASK A QU3STION

UESRS!1111 LOL SHUD NOT POST IN AN OLD DEAD THRAAD IF THAY HAEV NOTHNG NU 2 AD 2 DA DISCUSION AND DONT HAEV A QUESTION 2 ASK

ITS!!!1!1! LOL TAHT SIMPL3!111! LOL

ONE HAS ANSWERED MAH QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!1!!11!1!!1!!111!!!11!11!!!!!1!111!1!!1!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!11!!1!1111!!111!!111!1!!!!1!11!1!!!1!!111!!!!!!!11!1111!111111!!!1!11!1!1!11111!!!!11!!11!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

AOL STANDS FOR "AM3RICA ONLIEN" WHICH HAS BCOME A BIT OF AN ANACHRONISM CONSIEDRNG DA FOLOWNG:

HUH???!? -- OMG WTF LOL WUT???!! -- OMG LOL HOW DOES TAHT WORK???!??!? WTF LOL

ANYWAY ITS TEH N4M3 OF A POPULAR ONLIEN S3RVIEC HAR3 IN TEH UNIETD STAETS!!!!!11 WTF LOL

(Something tells me a 12-year-old AOL user wouldn't use the word "anachronism"... )

 

[zoxxy]

Haha Aol Sux!1!111 Wtf Lol Msn Si Da Way 2 Go!111! Lol