The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[F1man]

Excuse me PunkRock?

 

[Talentless]

ANY TIEM U TENS AND PR3 TENS R MOKED FOR THERE LAK OF LANGUAEG SKILS W3 R OBLIGAETD 2 LAUGH AT THEM1!11! OMG LOL MWUHAHAHA111!!11 OMG WTF

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Integra Type R
THIS IS TEH COLEST THNG 3V3R11!!1!! WTF

Translated again =

THIS IS T3H COLEST THNG 3V3R1!1!!1!!111!111!! WTF WTF

 

[slk308]

Funniness.
Whoever made that has a lot of time in their hands though

 

[vat_man]

FANTASTIC - JUST WUT W3 NED1!!!!!1 IF ONLY IT WORKED IN RAV3RSA!!!! OMG WTF LOL

 

[slk308]

Try reading the Terms of Service for GTP like this!






TARMS OF SERVIEC

BY USNG TEH GTPLAENT FORUMS U AGRE 2 FOLOW TH3S3 RULES

* NO PARSONAL ATAKS ON OTHER M3MBRS WIL B 2L3RAETD1!1!1!1 WTF IF U QUASTION SOMEONA IT MUST B DONE IN A R3ASONABL3 AND
S3MI-FREINDLY MANER1!!1!! OMG WTF VIOLATNG THIS RUL3 WIL B GROUNDS
FOR SUSPENSION AND/OR PERMAENNT REMOVAL FROM DA BOARD1!!1!! WTF LOL

* NO HARD CORA PROFANITY!!!11!!1 WTF HARD CORE M3ANNG USA OF TEH F
WORD AND WORDS COMONLY ASOCIAETD WIT BODY PARTS11!!1!! OMG LOL
VIOLATNG THIS RULE WIL B CONSIEDR3D GROUNDS FOR SUSPANSION
AND/OR P3RMAENNT R3MOVAL FROM TEH BOARD1111!1! WTF LOL

* NO SLANG WORDS TAHT PROMOT3 LAZIENS EI R U PLZ ATC!111!11! WTF LOL

* HALF DECANT GRMMAR IS EXPECT3D11111 WTF USA OF CAPITAL LET3RS
STARTNG S3NTENCES IS LOKAD UPON FAVORABLY1!!!1!1 OMG WTF SP3LNG
HALF DACANTLY IS ALSO ANCOURAEGD!!1111 OMG LOL

* OF 2PIC POSTS SHAL B ALOW3D IN DESIGNAETD FORUMS TEH RUMBLA STRIP) BUT IT SHAL B
2 TEH MOD3RA2RS DISCRATION WH3N AND Y 2 MOVA A M3SAEG FROM ONE FORUM 2 DA OTHER!!11!111 WTF

* ANY CONCARNS OR COMPLANETS A MAMBR(S) HAS ABOUT DA BOARD CAN B S3NT 2 M3 (JORDAN) BY 3ITH3R 3MALE OR PRIVAET MESAEG11!! OMG

* MEMBRS MUST REALIEZ TAHT THIS BOARD IS NOT PUBLIC DOMANE AND
MEMBRSHIP CAN B WITHDRAWN BY DA BOARD OWNER AT ANY TIEM!1!11!1 OMG
ALSO DA MODARA2RS RESERVE DA RIGHT 2 REFUSE ANY MESAEG
FOR ANY REASON!1!1!!1 WTF LOL HOW3V3R 99%111!!11 WTF LOL OF DA TIEM TEH RULES LISTED SHAL
B TEH GUIEDLIEN FOR MODERATION OF POSTS11!!11 OMG ALSO 9% OF
MAMBRS WIL NEVAR HAEV 2 WORY ABOUT BNG BANED AS
IT IS ONLY V3RY FEW TAHT CAUS3 PROBLEMS1!!1!! OMG LOL

* DO NOT ASK 2 BCOME A MOD3RA2R!1!1!1!! WTF U WIL ONLY B CONTACT3D PRIVAETLY ABOUT MOD3RATION PRIVIELG3S1!1!!11 WTF LOL

THESE RUL3S APLY 2 AL DA USARS OF THIS FORUM IN AN AFORT 2 MAEK IT A BT3R PLAEC FOR 3V3RYON3111!1 LOL IF U HAEV ANY QU3STIONS OR COMENTS ABOUT ANY OF TEH RULAS LISTED ABOVA PLZ CONTACT A FORUM MODERA2R
!!1! WTF LOL

 

[CDailey]

Originally posted by slk308
Try reading the Terms of Service for GTP like this!






TARMS OF SERVIEC

BY USNG TEH GTPLAENT FORUMS U AGRE 2 FOLOW TH3S3 RULES



* NO SLANG WORDS TAHT PROMOT3 LAZIENS EI R U PLZ ATC!111!11! WTF LOL

* HALF DECANT GRMMAR IS EXPECT3D11111 WTF USA OF CAPITAL LET3RS
STARTNG S3NTENCES IS LOKAD UPON FAVORABLY1!!!1!1 OMG WTF SP3LNG
HALF DACANTLY IS ALSO ANCOURAEGD!!1111 OMG LOL

!!1! WTF LOL

 

[slk308]

 

[StevieMo]

I WUD LIEK 2 PURCHAES A BV3RAEG OF TEH COLA VAREITY1!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL CUD U ASIST MA IN THIS TASK?!!!???? LOL

 

[RVDNuT374]

Originally posted by F1man
3XCUS3 ME PUNKROK?!!?? OMG WTF LOL

JORDAN IS TEH BOMB!1!!! LOL

 

[Gran Turismo7058]

* Clicks translater link.*

 

[Rockzilla]

*Really?*

 

[hanker]

One of these should be made that will translate drifter talk to normal english!

 

[xAkirax2004]

Actually, thats not bad of an idea.

 

[under18carbon]

WOW!!!!1 WTF THIS IS RILLY COL1!1!!!!1 WTF LOL WH3R3 DID U FIND THIS?!!!!!?? OMG WTF LOL

Translation from : Wow! This is really cool. Where did you find this?

 

[slk308]

Originally posted by hanker
One of these should be made that will translate drifter talk to normal english!

Drifter talk?

 

[xAkirax2004]

DiZ Iz t3h DrfTer Tlk y0!!!1!1

 

[slk308]

That is?

 

[RVDNuT374]

HAPY THX 2 AL MAH P3OPL311!!1 WTF LOL

 

[halfracedrift]

SOM3 STUPID IDIOTS ACTUALY USE THIS DMN THNG?!!!! OMG WTF LOL LIEK WHOA

some stupid idiots actually use this damn thing? like WHOA

 

[ALPHA]

I ALREADY NU OF THIS BFORA!!!!111! OMG

 

[slk308]

bleh.

 

[the_cobbinator]

WOW I FEL SO COL NOW11!! OMG MAYB I SHUD USE THIS ON AME!!11111 WTF

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Aww. Nightmare! The site is offline due to excessive load at the moment.

I've just written a procedure for the cretins at work, and was looking forward to seeing how it came out. With a view to adopting it as a new way of writing documents.

 

[Talentless]

Consider that people who type like that are probably not very concerned about major issues. So their low level of stress means they will probably live for a long, long time.

Have a good day.

 

[supra229]

Originally posted by Talentless
Consider that people who type like that are probably not very concerned about major issues. So their low level of stress means they will probably live for a long, long time.

Have a good day.

Thats what makes the rest of us depressed/stressed.

 

[Idiot Racers]

0/\/\g wHy d4 |=u(|< d03z 3v3ry0n3 i/\/si57 oN \/\/r1t1nG l13|< 4 12 y3a|2 0lD?

XAKIRAX2004 DOOD LIEK WFT LOL ROFL OMG TEL MI WY PEEPZ LIEK 2 POST LIEK DIS WEN OUR WAY IZ MUCH BETTA!!!!1111!111!111

 

[emad]

dammit...i soooo should have saved the source code when i was trying to read it

 

[Idiot Racers]

Originally posted by emad
dammit...i soooo should have saved the source code when i was trying to read it

Source code sux0r.

/\/ow tHi5, Th1s rUlz3r!

 

[emad]

if i had the source code, i could have uploaded the html file to another mirror so you wouldn't have to type like a 12 year old