The Gauntlet of Riddles

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Two men are drinking in a bar. Both their drinks are poisoned, but they do not know it. The first man quickly gulps down his, and walk away fine. The other takes quite a while to finish his drink, and he dies within hours. How is this possible?
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3-Wheel Drive
Same poison.

Here' a clue:

They drank whiskey on the rocks.
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But how is someone going to solve that if your second clue wasn't included in your first post? They could have been drinking chocolate milk.

Aaaanyway:

A lady shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a delicious dinner together. How can this happen?​



Ciao!
 
live4speed
They wouldn't cover the ladder, the ship floats on top of the water so if the water rises the ship rises with it.

EDIT: Why did you include the answer in your post :odd:.

Here's one for you...

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:

The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
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The Maid and the Gardener. One is the murderer and the other is an illegal immigrant.


Ozzy, she took a picture of her husband and developed the film before going out.
 
Well..

First off, he must have been wearing a Kevlar vest. Then he used a snorkel to breathe above the water while she held his head under water. Finally, he grabbed the rope with both hands and held himself up while he worked out of the noose.

The wife apologized, and they went out to eat.
 
Ozzy.
You google maniac. :D, your go I guess.




Ciao!
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google maniac? Don't think so. My neighbor is a photographer who does stuff for schools and etc. You don't know how many times I've had to suffer through bad "Gotta go shoot some kids" jokes.

Someone else fiddle my riddle.
 
MachỎne;2479446
riddles.com
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NO. That "riddle" is like 100 years old.

A mute guy walks into a store with the purpose of buying a toothbrush. Then he starts acting like if he's brushing his teeth so the guy at the counter understands what he wants. He finally makes the purchase and leaves the store. Next, a blind guy walks into the store wanting to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?




Ciao!
 
Ozzy.
NO. That "riddle" is like 100 years old.

A mute guy walks into a store with the purpose of buying a toothbrush. Then he starts acting like if he's brushing his teeth so the guy at the counter understands what he wants. He finally makes the purchase and leaves the store. Next, a blind guy walks into the store wanting to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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"I'm a grumpy ol' blind guy and I needs me some ****in sunglasses!"
 
Omnis
"I'm a grumpy ol' blind guy and I needs me some ****in sunglasses!"
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Certamente! ;)

MINICOOPER120
Why would a blind guy need glasses anyway? And why doesn't he just ask?
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THAT my friend, is the answer ;), the sunglasses part was put there just so someone could say "he makes two circles with both of his hands resembling the rings of a pair of glasses? "




Ciao!
 
Suppose the atmospheric conditions outside are optimal for lazor charging. The temperature however, is a lovely 76 degrees (F). For every degree (F) over 60 degrees (F), it adds a quarter of a second to the original charge time of 4 seconds.

Now, suppose Cell charges his lazOr for 9.2 seconds. Does his lazor fire succesfully?
 
3-Wheel Drive
That's still no the best way to get the point across. He could've just as easily wound up buying some Trojans.
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Well, then try to contact the guy who invented the riddle and tell him that because you are a sick sexual pervert, you could have never guessed his riddle. And then shoot yourself in the head.




Ciao!
 
Ozzy.
Well, then try to contact the guy who invented the riddle and tell him that because you are a sick sexual pervert, you could have never guessed his riddle. And then shoot yourself in the head.




Ciao!
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*sigh* :rolleyes:

It was just a bad joke.


Omnis: Did he overcharge and swallow his lazor?
 
Omnis
Suppose the atmospheric conditions outside are optimal for lazor charging. The temperature however, is a lovely 76 degrees (F). For every degree (F) over 60 degrees (F), it adds a quarter of a second to the original charge time of 4 seconds.

Now, suppose Cell charges his lazOr for 9.2 seconds. Does his lazor fire succesfully?
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He should need 8 seconds to charge the lazOr.
 

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