The Incredibly Lame GT Pun Challenge!

[IDCI]

Huayra gotta be so rude Kaz

 

[RACECAR]

When you talk to some people who dream about going to space, most of them talk about going to planets like Mercury and so forth. Me however, I want to go further. I want to go to infiniti and beyond.

 

[FoRiZon]

Buckle up to your safety car! New M4 is here. Hope we can drive it in the M4 (British Highway)

 

[Ryk]

Sioux Zucchi wanted something amusing for lunch in Italy.

Pasta Carbon R with a Cappuccino.

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There was an old lady in there who swallowed a spyder.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spyder to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

Perhaps. Perhaps! - she just ATE a 1960's Alfa Romeo!

Oh, dear she is eyeing up a Ruf CTR
The fast german turbo car.
Eating a Yellowbird, How absurd...

 

[GranTurismo guy]

Driving aids are ABSent from my car. It's a danger to my life.

 

[MonGnoM]

I'm pretty Imprezad by how much fun it makes reading this!
(I didn't mean to make a pun but this one came into my head like a storm!)
(And the last one wasn't funny...)

 

[Epic B]

I caught some Zs before watching My Fairlady.

 

[Grant_Urismo]

My GRANny TURISa MOans at least 6 times a day........

 

[Mr Grumpy]

G

 

[silverman_GT]

That Honda FITs a beginner's driving style.

 

[Ryk]

Nissan Leaf that to the professionals.

 

[Epic B]

I threw a FIT when GT6 made me start with a Honda.

Mr. Burns says the Red Bull cars are "excellent".

I decided to drive around in my AMG listening to U Can't Touch This. Stop. Hammer time.

I play Alto saxophone. Works for me.

All I do all day is pick Beats. I really need to get a Life.

 

[ibnumgt1]

All of my homeWORKS TODAY Gave me a hissy FIT.

 

[carya]

Prius little going on Today. Thought I'd Escudo up to the shops, but Vitz raining. But then again, in the wet, I'm in my Element.

 

[sirjim73]

(Watch the trailer before reading this...)

Subaru proudly announce the new Fishiv GT. It's their Fish-ion Gran Turismo project. And it's powered by nuclear fish-ion

My Chevrolet Nova SS went up in flames. It was a Supernova.

* I painted it champagne colour and created "a champagne supernova in the sky! why, why, why, why...?" *

Buckle up to your safety car! New M4 is here. Hope we can drive it in the M4 (British Highway)

There's already too many bloody BMWs on the M4 every day as it is!

(Not a joke) lol

 

[Epic B]

* I painted it champagne colour and created "a champagne supernova in the sky! why, why, why, why...?" *

Is that a song or something?

Also, the Chapparal 2J sucks.

Insert obvious Spaceballs joke here.

Also, this thread has rampant racism.

 

[GT5Power]

Standard cars suck. Hopefully an ALTOrnative is in the WORKS.

 

[FoRiZon]

Mitsubishi I-Meow

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

One of my friends offered me a Cougar, it was made well before 1967 though.
I did not take the offer because it was too worn out.

 

[sirjim73]

Following the GTPlanet announcement of Network Endurance Racing and the Network Endurance Race Development System (seriously guys, how many hours did you spend getting that name to fit nerds )...

I am pleased to announce my (non existent) Gripping Endurance Events Kart Series

EDiT - can't wait for the Christmas update so I can say Hi(gh) chaparral

 

[KingSakery]

What are you doing if you glitch out of a Track go into the Sky with an Electric ride ??

Correct you are going Espace

 

[AJ]

seriously guys, how many hours did you spend getting that name to fit nerds

Five. Five hours.

 

[Epic B]

Not a fan of the Chaparral 2J.

 

[AJ]

Not a fan of the Chaparral 2J.

Really? I saw one in person last year and was blown away.

 

[Ryk]

TVR are sponsoring the new "Annie" Movie...

"The sun'll come out, Tamora. Bet your bottom dollar that Tamora, they'll be sun."

... I've ruined that car for myself now.

(Just heard the Movie Trailer for Annie on the TV - little gits don't sing it in Historic Americanese!)

 

[wvmgmidget]

TVR are sponsoring the new "Annie" Movie...

"The sun'll come out, Tamora. Bet your bottom dollar that Tamora, they'll be sun."

... I've ruined that car for myself now.

I challenger to Impreza me

 

[TheLuigi755]

A Speed 12 gearbox, two (straight) sixes joined together.

 

[ScottPuss20]

Stop Holden on to my Seat

 

[The87Dodge]

One summer day I was at the park in DAYTONA Beach, Florida doing backflips N 360s, trying to get FIT. An official said I must get my Z ACT together, so i went sightseeing. I saw YELLOW BIRDS flying in the sky and a COUGAR growling. Then came 2 hot ladies, GIULIA and ELISE from Europe. Elise found a LOTUS flower and gave it to me, then walking. I went sightseeing again and saw an AQUA lake, a COBRA and a VIPER that SPITFIRE at each other. Afterwards I went home, turned on the TVR, though about the babes I met TODAY and went to bed.

 

[AJ]