The Incredibly Lame GT Pun Challenge!

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I have to admit, when I first Clicked this thread, I thought the Pun-tos would be a lot worse than they actually are.
 
Because I can never run out of hybrid puns.

I broke out of track in my Lancia Stratos hybrid, and drove off into the stratosphere. It was just like the time I asked Team Rocket to Escape from the city and go on a Space Odyssey. Nobody was able to get Insight as to why I did this.

I have found that most RUF and Subaru models are not flat on power.

No, seriously. I need to stop with the hybrid puns.
 
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Griffith500
I think I need to lay off tinkering with the LSD, my Vision seems to be coming in a future update!
Maybe painting that Prelude in Sage Green didn't help...
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Last time I tinkered with LSD was in high school, and I swear to you at the time I thought I was Dodge-ing Neon lights or something.
I ended up getting caught afterwards and thought I was only going to get a Weak's Suspension but as it Tuned out the consequences were much more severe.
 
(Tommy Cooper voice) Here's a GT6 magic trick - buy a ford escort and drive it to Spain and it magically turns into a Sierra Cosworth... Not like that, like that... Uhuh.
 
Almost forgotten works from the Brothers Grimm:
  • the Golf and the Fox
  • the V-Twelve Brothers
  • the Three little Bluebirds
  • The Old Woman in the Goodwood and
  • the Holden Goose
 
I had to persuade my countryman that getting a Land Rover was a good idea. When I drove up, I could immediately tell that I managed to evoke some envy from my friends.


I'm considering Space travel, but am currently unsure if I can achieve some decent transmission once there.
 

My joke for the day: On the meme forum I asked if anyone if they had any C/\RS ON D!SPLAY and... nobody laughed. :|




silverman_GT
Horrendous looking Suzuki kei car?

Don't worry, a PREMIUM is in the WORKS.
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:odd:...:dopey:...:sly:...:lol:...👍👍 ............... That was my reaction in order... :lol:


sirjim73
Why not try the Honda Fit... Best gt6 joke out there?
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I pulled the godzilla on that joke a few days ago. :)

 
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I got my wife a present for her birthday.

She obviously misheard me and was expecting a classic Japanese car,
She was really surprised when she ended up with a vintage Star Wars action figure,
A toy Yoda to be precise.

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As the French may say a real MR2 of a joke
 
sk8er913
My joke for the day: On the meme forum I asked if anyone if they had any C/\RS ON D!SPLAY and... nobody laughed. :|





:odd:...:dopey:...:sly:...:lol:...👍👍 ............... That was my reaction in order... :lol:



I pulled the godzilla on that joke a few days ago. :)

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That car is not Fit for driving.

I opened my garage to show everyone in the neighborhood my Kia. I've got my Soul on display.
 

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