The Incredibly Lame GT Pun Challenge!

[FoRiZon]

Hey GTP! Since GT6 section is so empty people wouldnt bother to reply to the Alpine thread, lets make a game!

The Incredibly Lame GT Pun Challenge!

Rules:
1. See and abide the AUP first.
2. Well go make one already!
Example:

Honda:

That doesnt FIT on Today G(eneration).

Who proposed the idea of that into GT7 should be kicked in his Weider and sent to the ELEMENT of the ODYSSEY.

One STEP backwards from the LIFE graphics.

Gee PD get your Z ACT together!

Zomg this is hard to BEAT.

Consider the standard model a prelude to the true Premium greatness.

We better TYPE-R our concern out and let everyone in on the CIVIC Engagement.

His Insight is amazing.

(Thanks @TwinTurbo LM , @RACECAR , and @Tornado for some of the quotes)

 

[JTB10000]

These kinds of threads are always Supra funny.

 

[05XR8]

Anyone have lube I can borrow? Commodore keep squeaking.

 

[TheLuigi755]

These kinds of threads are always Supra funny.

Well, colour me Impreza. You'll be making a Legacy B4 you know it.

 

[787bcgr]

I don't know what's better, DATSUN-set or the city Skyline.

 

[titleguy1]

When times get RUF, don't fret. There's always a Swift solution to your Dai-ha(rd)tsu problem.

 

[NT_03]

Dome-o arigato, Lister roboto.

 

[RACECAR]

I was told I should C5 people tonight, but I only C4.

 

[nascarfan1400]

I always get passed at the Enzo, this time im going to block.

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

You have to Dodge Challengers in dirty rooms so you don't get Rammed by a hard Charger.

 

[RACECAR]

Originally I was going to come by at 350, but the boss convinced me to show up at 302.

 

[Aesthetics]

Car puns really Bug me.
They tend to lack Integraty.

 

[RACECAR]

Well there's no real governing of them, ultimately everyone makes one of their own Accord.

 

[Pophead]

I've just been kicked right in the GAZOO.

 

[Epic B]

I was told I should C5 people tonight, but I only C4.

I C7, probably more. Regardless of how many people visit this thread, I think they should all just get a LIFE. That would be a STEP in the right direction, even if it won't help with Civic duty in the long run.

Playing GT, I've learned that racing for 300 kilometers can be a Grand experience. I tried to manhandle a Viper in that event once, but it ended up biting me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to catch some Zs before I go to Special Stage Route 7 to collect all the Chaos Emeralds. It'll be a truly super experience, especially in my Sonic. If I want to win, I gotta go fast.

That Toronado is carrying a car!
It would be funnier if the strike tag still worked on here.
Racing online with some friends, we were all driving the Light Car Company Rocket. Someone found a way to glitch out of the track and drive off into the sky. Everyone followed suit and glitched out of track. Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Before taking on the Lightweight K Cup, I drank a Cappuccino, thinking it would help me Beat the event.

I decided to buy a Honda Today. G, that was a terrible idea.

 

[Pophead]

You don't look so well, would you like a SEAT to sit down on?

 

[jagenigma]

"His power level is over 3000GT!"
A $2 bill is a DUALNOTE

 

[RACECAR]

Now that everyone is here, we can start our game of Polo. Its a huge score night for all our players, 500 Puntos for each goal.

 

[Epic B]

Now that everyone is here, we can start our game of Polo. Its a huge score night for all our players, 500 Puntos for each goal.

No thanks, I prefer Golf.

One day, PD decided to add a track based on San Francisco into the game, along with some new Fords. Discovering a way to glitch out of the track, I decided to Escape from the city.

 

[Aphelion]

I never new puns could be so cringe worthy

EDIT: if you cant see the pun, that's because there isn't one.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

All this waiting for updates is sending me LUPO.

 

[Pophead]

Actually surprised at the lack of 908 FAP puns yet.

I don't dare say one.

 

[Epic B]

I won the 24 Minutes of Le Mans in the Minolta Toyota 88C-V by 2 hundredths of a second. It was a photo finish.

Actually surprised at the lack of 908 FAP puns yet.

I don't dare say one.

I can see at least 908 problems with making a FAP joke.

An '08 Dodge Challenger is one the race grid. A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS.

 

[Pophead]

You know what they say my friend, Karma is a EcoSport.

 

[Pootis]

I won the 24 Minutes of Le Mans in the Minolta Toyota 88C-V by 2 hundredths of a second. It was a photo finish.



I can see at least 908 problems with making a FAP joke.

You Alto work on your pun skills because it doesn't meet any standards at all.

 

[Epic B]

I decided to buy a Boss 302 Mustang. Performance was found. I then decided to buy a Taurus. It didn't SHO anything like that. Even when tuned to 404 horsepower, performance was not found.

 

[ToyGTone]

One day in the MARCH of 2020 in CALIFORNIA, I was listening to JAZZ when suddenly a guy came and Swear at me saying PAJERO so i said Get a LIFE or i will use my (X-)Bow's and arrows on your head. Then in the next morning, i went to the GOLF course with a POLO shirt while listening to SILVIA by Miike snow. then at night, i had a great VIBE while looking at the SKYLINES of the city and i decided to eat a CITRO(E)N, then i heard a RUF sound around the corner and it was a man called SHELBY waking a dog. after that my phone was on low battery about 7 Percent so i went back to my house and plugged a CHARGER which FIT's in it then i walked around my house and suddenly i found a BEETLE in my kitchen So i killed it and went to watch Animal program which was showing PANDA's, MUSTANG's....etc and finally i went to bed with my SUPRA TV turned off.

Spoiler: Spolier

I know i'm the worst guy ever to do this...

 

[Epic B]

I was unable to get Insight as to why hybrids were added into the game.

 

[RACECAR]

I was temporarily distracted by all the ruckus, but I never lost my Focus.

 

[Flying Kiwi]

Sitting too long whilst playing GT6 can give you Red Bulls....