The Incredibly Lame GT Pun Challenge!

[Jimmy_Pop]

Cheers to all!

My favorite i use in game:

"When i lose (with my) Focus, its time to gain some Insight."

 

[Ryk]

I saw this woman singing Mamma Mia in a Holden at Mount Panorama... Now that's Abba-rigional.

What did the Cowboy say to the German Saloon car? Beemer... that's not right. Merc... hmm I'll get back to that.

Celica XX - When just one kiss at the end of a Txt message isn't enough.

Paint your VW with Pearlescent Pink Paint ... You know, deep down, you've always wanted a Camper Van.

Did you buy that Lotus?- No, it's just Elise.

What did the Cowboy say to the German Saloon car? Audi pardner.

 

[Normalaatsra]

These haters need to get a LIFE.

 

[787bcgr]

I've heard that the people of Little Italia tend to have a burning passion for racing.

 

[Epic B]

Switch off the ABS and give her some TC.

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Note to Ruf punsters: Alois is going through the roof.

Someone gets it!

Adding the Renault Twingo III to the game was not a Smart idea.

 

[FT-1]

A woman driving a Nissan let me win a race, that's a Fairlady.

 

[Neddo]

Agera never saw High Speed Ring

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

The Suzuki Alto is terrible quality. Hopefully a premium is in the Works.

 

[curtis 1-8-7]

Aston,Martin and I went to the zoo,we saw a Jaguar there.

 

[Epic B]

My lap times driving the Volkswagen Golf are on par with most other players.

 

[GT5 Level 41]

The U.A.W is trying to get an AUTO UNION in the Tenneessee Volkswagen plant. True story.

 

[RACECAR]

I intend to compete in one of those trials in the mountain next sunday, gonna check if Clio and Megane are available for the weekend.

 

[TeamCZRRacing]

Some say KAZ actually cares about GT fans.

Puns are supposed to be funny...

 

[Nexus]

Puns are supposed to be funny...

Give him a brake.

 

[ColouredBadger]

I've always wanted to drive my car off into the sunset. But, I could never seem to get past the skyline.

 

[MSTER232]

The Suzuki Alto is terrible quality. Hopefully a premium is in the Works.

 

[Epic B]

The old Corvettes handle like boats.

 

[titleguy1]

Give MITO break, I can't BrerAnother moment of this.
Cervo' nice, hot cup of Cappuccino. Make it Swift!
Vipers can be poisonous, especially if you wave a Neon around it, or Charger at it. Don't give it a good Challenger.

 

[1241Penguin]

While travelling in California, I met a Fairlady named Silvia. She seemed like the most Special person in the whole world, but then she gave me an STI.

 

[GT5 Level 41]

Arachnophobia- Fear of Spyders.

 

[FoRiZon]

Wow theres still no Midgets here.

Oh well, time to MOVE on.

 

[RACECAR]

Heading to Eunos tonight, should be there by 330.

 

[kolio]

Some say KAZ actually cares about GT fans.

Definition of a pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
"the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun)

 

[ColouredBadger]

Definition of a pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
"the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun)

The secret of a pun is not in the meaning, it is in the Evolution of the words themselves!

 

[Grant_Urismo]

My favourite curry is a Lamb-orghini.

 

[GT_Saint]

They sure did spend a lot of time working on the night skylines in GT6

 

[Grant_Urismo]

Mercedes-Benz for Goodwood!

 

[smskeeter23]

I got 99 problems but Abarth aint 1.


Okay maybe it's not really a pun

 

[GT_Saint]

I got 99 problems but Abarth aint 1.


Okay maybe it's not really a pun

Punny jokes to be added in a future update

 

[KWZX10]

Hi, i'm Romeo. I'm on the Roadster with my girlfriend, Giulietta. ''How's Berlinetta doing?'' she ask. ''Pretty goodwood, she was with Enzo and Dino'' i say, while looking at the Skylines with a Coupè of Cappuccino in my hand.
500 Yellowbirds are singing, it's the perfect Avantime...
''Giulietta, you're the love of my Life, would you accept this nurburgRing?''