The Insane Club.

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I almost always switch off the power supply on my computer manually. The next morning, when I try to turn it on, I can never figure out why the power button isn't working properly. I can get so pissed off about it, and then I remember that I wasn't pushing the right button and feel like an asshat.
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There're more, I'm sure, but that's the most prominent one.
 
I used to do that with my computer speakers. I'd freak out and think my soundcard was broken and get all upset. Hehe.

And just recently, I had one of those gold-plated low-impedance 5mm headphone adapter/jack thingies, and I kept losing it so I put in a special place.

But I don't know where that place is anymore.
 
I’ve put cereal boxes in the fridge on more than one occasion (cereal goes with milk, right?), and I’m really bad about losing things – I’ve lost at least a half dozen pens, several pencils, three erasers, a combination lock, two or three inhalers, and just yesterday I lost my English notebook (good thing my teacher never asked for us to turn it in).

One of my biggest wishes is that the real-world would have a “Find” function.
 
I always lose the lid to the tupperware container I keep cookies in. I can never find it when I buy more cookies.

I couldn't find that crazy lid today as a matter of fact. I have no idea where it gets to. I had to use a Cool Whip™ tub instead. All the cookies wouldn't fit, so I had to eat half of them.
 
I once spent about 4 seconds trying to fit a 2 liter bottle of coke into the glass cupboard before realize what a complete moron I was.

Also, does being little and clueless count? I remember one time I poured shampoo into my peehole during a bath. Half a minute later, it burned with the fury of one thousand hellfires.
 
I wouldn't call myself insane, just slightly inattentive.

Like earlier on tonight, when I put my pizza in the dishwasher instead of the oven...
 
I do stupid things when I'm not concentrating which is most of the time. Earlier this year on the school ski trip I was washing and conditioning my hair every night for four nights and couldn't work out why it was incredibly oily still and then I realised it was because I was using sunscreen as conditioner. I thought I didn't bring sunscreen too so I was mooching it off my friend all week.
 
Count me in PLEASE! You won't believe what I do.

Instead of putting the milk carton in the bin and the glass in the sink, I put the carton in the sink and the glass in the bin.

I once though the toilet was the bin, so I dropped an empty packet of crisps in there.

A few times after making toast I've but the butter back in the cuboard and the Nutella back in the fridge!

Trust me, I have done more. :lol:
 
Nutella....eww.

BMW, the sunscreen thing is HILARIOUS. I remember when our cousin visited us, his scalp would always be bothering him. About 3 days later, we found the problem. He was using our dog's anti- flea and tick shampoo instead of the normal one. Hahahaha. It was blue, so he figured blue would smell better or something. I love logical decisions.
 
I was having some cereal this morning and I started shaking the milk, without realising that the lid wasn't on properly. :dunce:

You can probably guess what happened.
 
Can I join?

I regularly change from being Male to Female and back, and I can babble away to myself about nothing in particular for hours.
 
I'm not too bad, i occasionally get things out, and then put them away again without using them, for example, i butter some toast, and then put the jam or marmite away just when i was going to use them. A more common thing i do, is open a can of cola, and have about 2 sips of it, and get another out 2 minutes later.
 
Jon.
I'm not too bad, i occasionally get things out, and then put them away again without using them, for example, i butter some toast, and then put the jam or marmite away just when i was going to use them. A more common thing i do, is open a can of cola, and have about 2 sips of it, and get another out 2 minutes later.
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Ever get stuff out and then forget what you got them out for Jon?
 
I usualy move things then 2 minutes later can't remember where I put them. Do you know how annoying that is!?
 
I spent 10 minutes searching the OLR forums for the "Clean racers coalition" thread, to realise it was in the main OLR forum section :dopey:
 
ultrabeat
Ever get stuff out and then forget what you got them out for Jon?
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Yep, done that. I do that with a lot of things - i'll walk into a room, and forget why i went in there.
 
I thought of another one...

In GT3 there are two Skylines that look almost identical and the specs are the same. I spent probably a good 10 min. going back and forth looking at the spec to see which one was better because I didn't want to get both. it turned out the only difference was the amber turn signals in the front. Later on I picked GT3 up and did the exact same thing again. :dopey:
 
I sleepwalked few times in my life
One of the most crazy thing I have done is putting my blanket into toilet bowl
I didn't know until I woke up freezing
fortunately I didn't pee on it :lol:
 
Once, when I was younger, I peed into a barrel full of my toys late at night thinking it was a toilet.
 
I once had a dream similar to that only it was peeing into the refrigerator which I thought was a toilet. Needless to say I woke up thinking I wet the bed but surprisingly didn't
 
Jon.
A more common thing i do, is open a can of cola, and have about 2 sips of it, and get another out 2 minutes later.
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Same here...

...gets worse when I'm drinking.
 
Oh Oh, I've gone to drink from my sports water bottle without putting the lid properly and just tipping water all over me.
 
VIPFREAK
I once had a dream similar to that only it was peeing into the refrigerator which I thought was a toilet. Needless to say I woke up thinking I wet the bed but surprisingly didn't
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When I was 5, in an episode of sleepwalking, I somehow managed to confuse the refrigerator for a toilet too. (really thought I'd be the only one ever to do that) Thankfully, my mother woke up just in time, as I was all set to go...
 
ExigeExcel
Oh Oh, I've gone to drink from my sports water bottle without putting the lid properly and just tipping water all over me.
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I once tried to drink out of a Mc D. cup with no straw. My friends watched me search with my tongue for a longer than normal amount of time because I wasn't actually using my eyes to look where I was drinking. :dopey:
 
Dude!

That is classic. I can just picture my brother doing the same about a week ago with a slushee. Literally laughed out loud. My co-worker just looked a me like I'm nuts.
 

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