The Insane Club.

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Fun with cups... :dopey:

There was this other time I had a soda in my hand and my mom (or someone) asked what time it was and I rotated the hand of which had my drink and my watch on it. Needless to say that person was lucky I had drank up all the soda even though they reacted to my motion. :dopey:
 
I've done that with a FULL biggie mtn. dew from wendy's.

Needless to say, the end result of that, ended a little stickier & more damp than yours did.
 
As a matter of fact, I did something bonkers the other day. I was trying to find the house keys, and looked everywhere for them. In the end I was carrying them in my hand. :dopey:
 
You know how people put strawberries in sugar and then eat them? I did that but used salt by mistake... it sucked, and it's happened to me more than once.
 
Well, I guess you actually do have to be mad to work here...
 
one time i acidentally put my friends cat threw a laundry hamper, then i dropped my coke down there. when i heard a scream from downstairs it was his sister liekWTF!!

i had no sleep forl iek 2 nights cause we were play gmaes all night and i wasnt paying attenti0on, and i the whole time i forgot that i was drinking coke, o yeah you can imagine all he cloths that was down there :crazy: :yuck: 👎
 
Earlier today I spent ten minutes running around the house trying to find a bill I needed, so that I could get to the bank before it closed. After giving up, I went to take of my gloves and put them down only to find the bill sitting right near the door.
 
I was in high school and we needed a bowl of warm soup warmed up in a microwave. It needed to be in a metal bowl so I tried to stick the metal bowl full of soup into the microwave...didn't fit. Then I heard someone dashing down the hallway screaming "DID YOU PUT THAT BOWL IN THE MICROWAVE!?" I almost blew up a part of the school he said...since the metal bowl didn't fit.

Someone stuck their pencil eraser in my ear in 9th grade and in return they got a bunch of earwax on their nice pencil.
 
I think that doesn't fall into the insane club...

That's just retardation. Hahaha. Seriously, though. A metal bowl full of soup in a microwave? You would've had electro-goulash.
 
I did that once by leaving a spoon in a bowl.
 
Just now getting ready for work I picked up the deoderant that was next to the hair gel and was about to put it in my hair. :dopey:
 
I once e-mailed my employer of that time . . . . with a long heartfelt apology to my girlfriend of the time on a very personal incident . This was some time ago and it is not the same as this time . . . i was mad then , but ive lost it now .
Oh , & i used attend college w/ just a jumper & jeans over my pyjamas . . . for comfort .
 
I'm generally going insane here at work because I'm stuck on this ancient apple and a ME equiped laptop... They've both froze once so far... I'm here till 4:30p.m. it's only 10:30 a.m. now. Pray for me.
 
Aha! I was sleepwalking when I was about 4 or 5.

I went into the kitchen, we had hideous carpet in the kitchen.

I rip open the fridge door, and grab everything in sight. All the eggs all over the kitchen and living room. Kool Aid all over. EVERYTHING!

And to this day, I don't know how it happened. All I know is I woke up the next morning and I heard my mom cleaning it up. Hahahh!
 
benzoboy
I can remember a few weeks ago, I ran into a glass door thinking it was open
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Done it. I am surpised at the amount of things you guys mention that I have done.

I have gotten soda or something out and forgot why I got it out. I went to my friend's house and forgot what I wanted.


I went to my wrong classes for 2 blocks yesterday. Because of Zero Hour math and a sub teacher, noone noticed.


LOL!
 
VIPFREAK
Just now getting ready for work I picked up the deoderant that was next to the hair gel and was about to put it in my hair. :dopey:
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How strange, my friend put de-icer in his hair a few days ago

But anyway, I think I'm insane because everytime I'm in the back of a three-door car I can't see the handle and I get all panicky and scared, and I think I'm hallucinating when the seat goes forward in front of me
 
Crap you spray on your windscreen when it has frozen over, because you're too lazy to scrape/too stupid to leave enough time to scrape it in the morning.
 
VIPFREAK
Yeah, I know what it is but why would you do that?
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Presumably because he mistook the brightly-coloured spray can for a brightly-coloured spray can of hair spray stuff.

I'd imagine.
 
I've locked my keys in my car 3 days in a row now... Luckily it's been at home all three times, so I just went in through the garage and got a spare.

Many times, I go into a room with the intention to get something and completely forget why I'm there.
 
Kept dumping sugar on my BBQ Chicken, thinking it was salt...

Almost swallowed a mouthful of bleach while doing the wash and drinking my Pepsi.

Misplacing stupid items in the fridge.

Randomely began making GT40 noises (Ala GT3) down the hallway at school (That got some people looking).

Trying to drift a mountain bike in the snow (Which is suprisingly fun)

Going for a drive and realizing that I left the keys hanging back on the wall.

Swtching thoughts and converging two ideas in one sentence. (Yeah. That gets you into some big trouble sometimes)

Stepping sideways off a ladder only to find air.

Yeah, I'm in. :dopey:
 

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