the "just plain ugly" car thread

[05XR8]

Seriously, why even bother with a used one? Not a flex to spend that money when an Ioniq N and Tesla charge your phone and accelerate past the intersection just as quick.

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/ferrari/purosangue/

 

[LeMansLambo14]

Ta-daaaaaah

Bro is this thing even a car?!

 

[ScottPuss20]

Ta-daaaaaah

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Bro is this thing even a car?!

It's not a car. It's a quadricycle.

 

[LeMansLambo14]

It's not a car. It's a quadricycle.

See what I mean?

 

[AerodyManiac]

The 2027 AMG GT 4 Door makes the last gen look better... This is just too much.

The 2027 Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door EV Debuts as the Porsche Taycan's New Nemesis

Mercedes-AMG introduces an electric rocketship that bucks the trend of automakers that are retreating from the EV space.

www.caranddriver.com

This. I came into this thread looking for this. In the last 60-something posts I couldn’t find anything that epitomizes the idea for this thread more succinctly than this. The Cullinan with it’s bright blue’n’orange is a close one, but that’s more on the customer’s part. For the new Nissan Juke I think one can make the argument that it’s trying to imitate those exoskeleton off-road buggies aesthetically, which is still a very strange choice, but points for amelioration. The new AMG GT 4-door not-a-coupe, though, it’s just ugly for the sake of provocation. All those gloss black cladding, all those creases in the rear, and those 3-piece-a-side taillights that made even a Ferrari look worse than 2-piece ones… A “like” is not sufficient to express my distaste; no, I need a “fire”, not only because of the on-point nature of that car to the thread’s gist, but also because the fumes from burning this car with its batteries is probably more pleasant than looking at this putrid-coloured abomination.

AMG Mercedes deserve a slap in the face (and brain) for creating this godawful monstrosity.

 

[GranTurNismo]

I think it’s more that a normal Purosangue is not ugly but invisible.
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Are you sure that's a Ferrari and not a CX30 leaving the dealership?

 

[MedigoFlame]

The Germans really are going for it for this generation...

Audi Q9 is...too much.

 

[MXH]

What the hell is up with german car manufacturers these days? Monstrosity after monstrosity.

They really need to start doing coke again.

 

[05XR8]

Without the rings it could be anything from a Jaaaayycoooo to a Chery to Haval to that new Zeekr 9X Rolls Royce looking block of steel. I wouldn't put that Audi in the same line up as a Zeekr X though. At least the Zeekr X have a bit of character.