The Limerick Thread (about members)

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Inspired by posts made in the thread devoted to Famine, this thread is designed to let you creativiely mock your fellow GTP members. (not really, play nice)

Here's one I did earlier:

There was a strange member called Dunc,
Who had a habit of getting quite drunk,
One night on a binge,
He happened to singe,
His nuts on the stove, stupid punk!

(Thanks go to DQuaN for being the subject)
 
Danoff is a patriot yank,
Loves his loot in the bank,
Even though people live in poverty,
Not offering a way for recovery,
For that he'd get the spank.


:dopey:
 
Leading this forum often into uncontrollable drift,
By some faith in Jesus is considered a gift,
Others rather fling it in a dirty creek,
Frowned upon by our own jesus freak,
Who goes by the name Swift.


:dopey: :dopey:
 
Avatar resembling that ugly Lotus wagon,
Because his behavior is never laggin',
Often mistaken for a cracker,
His skin is a lot blacker,
While actually representing the reverse ZAGGIN.


:D:D:D


Even if I say it myself, this one is great. I wonder if everyone gets what every line means.
 
The next member lives relatively near,
In the country known for Wurst und Bier,
While fighting for the rights of the gay,
You should stay out of this man's way,
Known on this forum as Vladimir.


:D


I never knew about my poetic skills. :D
 
Well educated and smart,
Resembling most people here to a retard,
I would advice not to go into a discussion,
He will hit your brain like percussion,
Intellectually Famine will hit you hard.
 
If anything doesn't rhyme it is because I pronounced the English words in a semi-Dutch way. I'm done with this for today, I'll be back tomorrow. :dopey:
 
He's not just a stupid jock,
He's known for more than just his stock.
He lays girls without any trouble at all,
It takes him less than 5 seconds to get off their bra.
Guess who, it's PunkRock.
 
Life is unreal I don't know what to do,
I used to be a happy kid but then I grew.
I'm confused a scared and running away,
I'm afraid to face another ****ing day.
Now I'll hang here until my face turns blue.

No, wait, that wasn't even about a member.
 
LOL

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Here's one I did earlier:


"Oh mighty Famine, tall and straight,

From Yorkshire dales, nice and quaint,

I require your knowledge, wisdom and skill,

when r da black lm carz avalibil?"
 
A 69 Camaro is his ride,

Primer grey is its hide,

Over 400 ponies in its stable,

Eating vettes and mustangs that join at the table !
 
The was a young man from down under,
His morals, they were split asunder.
He soon became hated,
And then banninated
Stinky Chicken commited a blunder.
 
There was a guy you might remember,
When it came to rules he was quite the bender.
He didn't listen to warnings when the came,
He thought being on a forum was a simple game.
Concept was this stupid ass member.
 
unsanctified
He's not just a stupid jock,
He's known for more than just his stock.
He lays girls without any trouble at all,
It takes him less than 5 seconds to get off their bra.
Guess who, it's PunkRock.
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Send that to PR in the Convo. forum. :lol:

This is the good thing about my name. Its hard to make a poem out of. :sly:
 
There was a young man called Mclaren
Who knew of this weird guy named Darren.
Then one stormy night
he became a transvestite
and since then her name has been Karen.







Meh.
 
TVRKing
There was a young man called Mclaren
Who knew of this weird guy named Darren.
Then one stormy night
he became a transvestite
and since then her name has been Karen.







Meh.
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:sick:
 
There was a old man called TVRKing,
and all he wanted to do was sing, sing, sing,
he walked down to the music store,
tripped over and fell on the floor,
is that dog poo I'm smelling?

:lol:
 
A guy fell off a tree,
What he got was a skinned knee.
It hurt so bad he started to hurl,
To bad he did that all over a girl.
That guy was named G.T
 
unsanctified
A guy fell off a tree,
What he got was a skinned knee.
It hurt so bad he started to hurl,
To bad he did that all over a girl.
That guy was named G.T
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That sounds a little like me in fact. :scared:
 
G.T
There was a old man called TVRKing,
and all he wanted to do was sing, sing, sing,
he walked down to the music store,
tripped over and fell on the floor,
is that dog poo I'm smelling?

:lol:
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:lol:
 
Haha. I doubt my special "B" pronounces my username really as Blackbird. Something greek.
 

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