The Love Therapy Thread

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^^ I'm sorry? I'm not trying to initiate an argument here, but I know a little more than you think ;)
 
Why does love, politics, religion, and sex always end up in an argument?

Love:
Person 1: You don't love her. You're too young!
Person 2: Am not!
Person 1: Are too.

Politics:
Person 1: I like this government.
Person 2: I don't, it stinks!
Person 1: Does not!

Religion:
Person 1: We were created!
Person 2: NO! We evolved.
Person 1: Creation!
Person 2: Evolution!

Sex:
Person 1: You stick it in here!
Person 2: No you stick it in here!
Person 1: Here!
Person 2: No, here!
 
tlowr4
Why does love, politics, religion, and sex always end up in an argument?

Love:
Person 1: You don't love her. You're too young!
Person 2: Am not!
Person 1: Are too.
Sex:
Person 1: You stick it in here!
Person 2: No you stick it in here!
Person 1: Here!
Person 2: No, here!
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Thanks for proving my point.
 
McLaren
You may know more than the typical 13 year old, but not as much as you think you do.
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Trust us on this one mate, we all thought at 13 , 14 we knew about girls and now we are (I assume) early 20's or older we look back and laugh, you think you know but you don't. Doesn't mean it doesn't matter or its not important, just try not to get to hung up on it.
 
Yeah, but I'm not just focusing on girls. I've got my other commitments. School, my rising musical carreer, etc etc
 
A rising music career at 13? Wow, either you are a prodigy in music and love, or... nah, that's gotta be it.
 
Once again, age is a number.


BTW: Beiber sucks. I'm not a singer. I play fingerstyle guitar. Check out Tommy Emmanuel.
 
tlowr4
Sex:
Person 1: You stick it in here!
Person 2: No you stick it in here!
Person 1: Here!
Person 2: No, here!
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On a good day, it's both.

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Seriously, dude. You. Know. Nothing. About. Women. Trust us. I've been married for almost as long as you've been alive and I'm still trying to figure some things out.
 
Women are like a 10,000 piece puzzle, where all pieces are the same color. You're never going to figure it out, and eventually, you just don't bother.




can i be in someone's signature now?
 
Maybe so, but I do know that I loved a girl, and two idiots wrecked it for me. That's why I was depressed earlier today.
 
tlowr4
Maybe so, but I do know that I loved a girl, and two idiots wrecked it for me. That's why I was depressed earlier today.
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Call some buddies, drink a lot and go get some talented hookers to play with, that's how you mend a broken heart properly and eventually find another girl, mate.
 
tlowr4
Once again, age is a number.


BTW: Beiber sucks. I'm not a singer. I play fingerstyle guitar. Check out Tommy Emmanuel.
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age is not a number. Its a skill lvl! haha

But really once you turn over 20, age will not become a number, you will become more aware of that....

By the way cheer up because you know what sucks the most in life?






a black hole!


hahah

I know a crappy joke.. :sly:
 
Women are like your first lap at the 'Ring.

Just when you think you might have an idea as to what's coming up next, you get an off-camber corner over a crest and realize that you're still clueless.
 
tlowr4
Once again, age is a number.
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The fact that you made this thread at all is very telling about your understanding of the world and your maturity.

You may argue that we don't know what you know, but everyone here (minus Peter) was 13 at some point, and let me tell you, you don't know jack about jill till maybe your mid 20's... maybe.

So, please, stop telling us age is a number, that only applies once you are old enough to not mention your age :p
 
Azuremen
The fact that you made this thread at all is very telling about your understanding of the world and your maturity.

You may argue that we don't know what you know, but everyone here (minus Peter) was 13 at some point, and let me tell you, you don't know jack about jill till maybe your mid 20's... maybe.

So, please, stop telling us age is a number, that only applies once you are old enough to not mention your age :p
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Age is a number. Age is a number *continues spamming*
 
That's a great way to keep your thread open. :rolleyes:
 
Well, since we're all giving kids relationship therapy, i'll give my story.


So, i've liked this girl for a while, and it's like some sort of real serious feelings and a lot of caring about someone who I don't even think likes me at all. Anyway, I have liked her for close to a year. I want to tell her something, but if I end up getting rejected, I just won't be able to say a single word to her ever again, and I won't be able to live with it. And if I don't, I will never know, or she may just run off with some guy again. What do I do, /gtp/als?
 
I used to think like you do (tlowr4). What do they know... Age is just a number... but once you have lived a while, you realize just how much experience counts... But i guess somethings you can never be taught by being told, only by living and learning yourself... I know i didnt listen to a few lessons because i thought i knew better, only to make the exact same mistake i was warned about... I was just too arrogant to accept that they did know...

Peter, speaking from experience, its far worse to live a life of "what if"... then to live a life of, "Well i gave it a go but it didnt work out". If i had my time again back in school days, I would certainly have maned up and talked to a lot more girls and told them how i felt.
 
Azuremen
...and let me tell you, you don't know jack about jill till maybe your mid 20's... maybe.
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If you're lucky and pay very close attention, by that time you may actually learn just how little it's even possible to know.
 

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