The Oil My Gears Thread

[Cowboys965]

Pot noodle = Ramen noodle in a cup?

 

[ParkourVeyron]

Ah. I shoveled the deck, sidewalk, and the entire driveway today. And I am now Level 9 on Madden Superstars. Those things oil my gears.

At least you have snow. Down here we have to shovel air.

 

[Cowboys965]

At least you have snow. Down here we have to shovel air.

 

[ParkourVeyron]

I like snow. He has snow. I don't.

 

[Cowboys965]

I like snow. He has snow. I don't.

Oh. You're not missing anything.

 

[Crumpet]

It isn't Christmas without snow We got none this year..

 

[mattythedog]

It isn't Christmas without snow We got none this year..

It never snows at Christmas. Always in late January or early December.

 

[rhys159]

It never snows at Christmas. Always in late January or early December.

It did where I was. Wait, I was skiing in Switzerland

On that topic, going on a ski trip to Austria in 2-3 weeks oils my gears

 

[Crumpet]

It never snows at Christmas. Always in late January or early December.

So, there is still hope!

 

[Techy]

I remember two years ago the forecaster said that there was a 10% chance of snow, and I had my fingers crossed that it did. But instead it rained.. But hey, there still was chances.




Anyway, what oils my gears now is finishing Bánh mì :3

 

[Crumpet]

I just rescued a slug from falling down the hole in the land outside, which leads to the sewer pipe.

 

[Cowboys965]

I just rescued a slug from falling down the hole in the land outside, which leads to the sewer pipe.

You're a hero!

 

[E28]

Diagnosing what's wrong with my crazy whirring beeping PC that won't start, and fixing it.

 

[Patrick]

My dog is fine after having a seizure this morning.

 

[E28]

My dog is fins after having a seizure this morning.

It's grown fins?!

 

[Patrick]

It's grown fins?!

Fixed it. I meant is fine.

 

[Slash]

I gets real cold here and we get a green Christmas. Then light snow, then comes May and we get 6 feet.

 

[Tom]

Diagnosing what's wrong with my crazy whirring beeping PC that won't start, and fixing it.

Sounds like the memory is buggered.

 

[E28]

Sounds like the memory is buggered.

I needed to clean the RAM and the socket it goes in.

 

[Crumpet]

You're a hero!

I know, a rat would've eaten it, I deserve a medal from the Queen..

 

[Techy]

I know, a rat would've eaten it, I deserve a medal from the Queen..

Did you keep it as a pet?

 

[nitrorocks]

I gets real cold here and we get a green Christmas. Then light snow, then comes May and we get 6 feet.

6 feet of what? Snow?????

 

[Crumpet]

Did you keep it as a pet?

I gave it an Apple and left it outside.

 

[Skython]

Finding out we have almost every series of Top Gear Oils my gears! I can now watch what I have missed.

 

[BubbleBelly542]

Gran Torino. I rarely watch movies and even less watch them two times. But I've seen Gran Torino about 5 times and I'm watching it again and it is so good! It's simple but It's a great story and there's some funny little things in it.

Plus it's in Detroit.

 

[Techy]

I gave it an Apple and left it outside.

I find that quite cute :3

 

[Schwartz]

Finding out we have almost every series of Top Gear Oils my gears! I can now watch what I have missed.

You mean your sis doesn't hang bras on the TV too?

 

[BubbleBelly542]

Ahhhh, ha... Cross thread jokes going on.

You can tell I'm easily amused. That kinda oils ma gears.

 

[Schwartz]

Ahhhh, ha... Cross thread jokes going on.

You can tell I'm easily amused. That kinda oils ma gears.

Doesn't that make you feel so exclusive? That oils my gears.

 

[BubbleBelly542]

Ya... Man I need a life.