The ONLY sticker that should be on a car!

[skylineGTR_guy]

I'm against stickers on cars but this one is a must have!

 

[qjasonp]

 

[xAkirax2004]

I always wanted to have 3 for my car and those said...

-Quit yer' *****in.
-No fat chicks
-Yes, as a matter of fact i do own the whole damn road!!


But anyway skyline thats pretty funny.

 

[1mic]

how about the one from the man show
" I DARE U PIGS TO PULL ME OVER"

 

[Der Alta]

Perhaps my 2 favorites (considering I battle a Boston Commute each morning)

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying"
"I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting"

However it's poor taste to have both on the car, so I'd be forced to pick one.

The biggest bumper sticker Faux paus I've seen was the entire rear window on a Honda decked out in a NASCAR mural.

SGR's twin turbo sticker gave me a bit of humor this morning. So noted as "A good one"

AO

 

[qjasonp]

Two of my favs are

Keep honking I'm reloading

Horns broke watch for finger

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

LIFE STARTS AT 300 KMH....I like that one.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

I like cats,...


...they taste like chicken

Looking for your cat?
Check under my tires.

And the one on my car....
"This is not an abanadoned car"
(You get it better if you saw pics of it in its current state)

 

[NOS_Conor]

Nice man:tup:

 

[Matrixhasu77]

nice, skyline.

 

[under18carbon]

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

I'll see waht else I can find

 

[slk308]

Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
I'm against stickers on cars but this one is a must have!

where'd you get that? that's hilarious.

 

[the_cobbinator]

What a fantastic bumper sticker!

 

[CDailey]

That is hilarious! Is it a real bumpersticker?

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

Yeah It's real! they were for sale on ebay...I saw one in an issue of Super Street on the nitrous express silvia but I found that picture on a local street racing site..... www.AZstreetracing.com

I also saw one that said "don't drink and drift"

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

here they're 7.99 on ebay:

go to www.ebay.com and type 2429237479 in the search box or twin turbo sticker.

 

[SandStorm]

I found this one quite funny when I first read it:

"I may be dumb, but I'll still bash your honour student!"

 

[Solid Lifters]

"Fishermen have longer 'pole's.'"

"Tailgate me a second longer, and I'll date your daughter!"

"Insured by Smith & Wesson"

"WHAT?" (On a car with a loud stereo)

 

[liquidyellow]

I have seen one on a windscreen(shield) it read in mirror writing= MOVE OVER.

Doubt it works here in the UK tho.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

OH yeah I saw a license plate that said that!

speaking of license plate I saw one that was:
1000101.....thats 69 in binary...
the was also an IMGAYRU...that was in cali...
2 UKUF..read it backwards....
3 2 1 GO was another one.. on a 300ZXTT
1ARACE was my neighbors plate (wanna race)
3MTA3 theis was on a bakery truck...(eatme)
4MR BOY..um ok wahtever...
PONIKILR...it was on a camaro...
IMSINGLE...great!
4QU2..say it really fast a coupla times...
81TCH...B*tch
9INPNS...ROFLMAO! (9 inch...you know)
BY BY COP..that was on a ferrari F40
CLIT...Who let that one slip?
COMIN4U..that was on a hearse
CULAYTR..C U LATER
PIGBAIT...on a ferrari
DMV SUX..huh they didn't get that?
DOUSWALO..do u swalo...
DRG DLR..it was on a pharmacists car
FUGITIV
FUGUE..anonther fu G ue
FUH QUE..another one..
F U IRS..on an expensive mercedes..
GO TPLS..its for a convertible sicko!
H8 PEPZ..on a coke truck...(hate pepsi)
IAM 007
IMWININ...on my friends Grand National
KRAY ZEE...This guy recently purchased a 1996 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo without his wife's consent, 2 months before his wedding, one month after buying his house, and 2 days after being lasered doing 95 in a 35. When his wife found out, her response was simply "are you f _ _ _ _ _ _ KRAY ZEE?"
LIFSABCH
LOVEMYHO..(love my honda..they later got cancelled)
LUV2SPD
ND4SPED..
NITRIS
NO CACA...aka no ****
NONE...imagine writing a ticket for this plate....
NOPLATE same as above
NOTGLTY
N ROLL..this Was on an IROC....I ROC N ROLL...
PCA SHT...on an old junker
TRY2PASS on a stang
PMPN8EZ...pimpin ain't easy
POOH-C..black porsche north hollywood
PU55Y..are the people at the DMV blind or stupid?
RUMRS2..on a MR2...mr. 2...are you mrs 2? get it?
RVO3VOM..move over wehn seen in rear view mirror
SMOKDYA..smoked ya
SPDGTKT speding ticket
NOTICKET....for the police...
SRUOY PU..up yours backwards
STIF ONE...on a hearse in utah
TIKET ME..um yeah real smart...
TIH2 HO...oh **** backwards...
U LOSE
URLOSIN
UPYOURZ
PULLOVR
WA 2 FST
WETDRM...on a porsche 911
WTF....what the..OH I GET IT!
XCLER8....Accelerate
YME GOD
ZUNHELL...Z U N HELL

IF I ever get a GTR my plate will be either just GTR or just SKYLINE....

 

[CDailey]

Those were great!

 

[Joey D]

I like my new sticker that is yet to be put on. Its a small one but says Warning: No fat chicks, truck will scrape.

 

[Curveball]

LOL!

 

[Mopar Muscle]

this one is going on my viper plate someday -

2FAST4U

- OR -

GOTTORQ

 

[SupraFly]

HONK IF UR HORNY!!!!

-Bojangles

 

[Gran Turismo7058]

Hey Skyline GTR, If you seen the September issue of Super Street, that same exact sticker is on the Nitrous Express Silvia S15.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

I was thinking "DUSTER", "DUSTED", "UBNDSTD" (You been dusted), "ILDUSTU" (ill dust you), ect. for my 1971 plymouth duster.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

Originally posted by Gran Turismo7058
Hey Skyline GTR, If you seen the September issue of Super Street, that same exact sticker is on the Nitrous Express Silvia S15.

I noticed that too!