The Perfect Dump *A funny list*

There's this plant called Indian toilet paper. The leaves are large and thick and soft with a fuzzy coating on them. I've actually used it while camping. It works great. You just have to be careful to not poke your finger through. :sick:
 
Originally posted by milefile
There's this plant called Indian toilet paper. The leaves are large and thick and soft with a fuzzy coating on them. I've actually used it while camping. It works great. You just have to be careful to not poke your finger through. :sick:
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I remember to find some next camping trip. . . I bet it is probably more biodegradable then regular toilet paper. . . Ewww the poke . . . :(
 
And how!

The top ten are in the bottom-left corner. Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT, look at #9 "Seriously Splattery"...
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin

The Childbirth Dump -- This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming ''Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf.'' You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do: Scream, call an Obstetrician, or just hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.

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Happens to me 4 times every 7 days.. Other 3 nothing comes out
 
What about the group dump - the toilet appears to have about 3+ seperate dumps in it and is usually found in a public restroom where no one can bring themselves to flush such a work of art.
 

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