The Random Story Thread

[Max_DC]

went for a swim. Next thing you know it, Save The Whales rescues Rosie O'Donnell and ships her off to Marine World in Vallejo CA. They put her in the tank with Shamu, but that was a bad idea. Because...

... suddenly Shamu swam towards her, opened its mouth and >>>>
Rosie woke up from her fever desease next to the river; she said :" oh what a weird dream I just had, I was in California and..." .... They modified the buggy to a boat and headed back south.... They crossed a junglelike forest and then they heard a strange sound...

 

[TVRKing]

It was a hydraulic wrench, which was......

 

[Jacks]

possessed, the wrench tried to...

 

[Ev0]

remove stupid wings from any ricer car it came across, when suddenly...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... A ricer pulled up and it had a 20ft high rear spoiler and a...

 

[Max_DC]

... A ricer pulled up and it had a 20ft high rear spoiler and a...

...500 litre NOS bottle... the possessed wrench aimed with mental gaijin power at the nitrous and KAWOOOOOM > the ricer exploded, the whole jungle was on fire and 5 hours later they finally arrived at South Africa; everything was beautiful, landscape, the weather and the surfing beach... Guess who the surf teacher ( the one who wanted to buy their buggy, now their ricerkilling-buggy-boat ) was? It was ....

 

[Jacks]

Montoya!!, (thats where his broken shoulder really happened) he said...

 

[Max_DC]

which was to go to Afghanistan to meet...

michael schumacher who was there on a .....

Fact finding mission to research what happen to...

Osama Bin Laden;

Montoya!!, (thats where his broken shoulder really happened) he said...

after having heard of their plan to move to Afghanistan :
" If Schumacher is in Afghanistan, I have to go there ! Can we skip the training lessons and your vacation ? "Of course" they said and they sold the ricekillerbuggyboat to Vin Diesel ( he learned to swim in South Africa at that time ) and with the money they bought a speed boat of an Arabian oil billionaire and the journey began : Guess what happend near the coast of Madagascar ? They...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... Found a bed that turns into a helicoper, equipped with super, duper, rainbow...

 

[Iceman]

...gun shooter, which they used to annihilate

 

[Max_DC]

...gun shooter, which they used to annihilate

...Vin Diesels ricerkillerbuggyboat, who has followed them all the way; Sadly the bed helicopter was hit by a ricekillerattack because of the neonlights it had equipped and they had to continue their journey in the speed boat... 5 days later they arrived at the cost of Asia, not far away from Afghanistan; Again they had no vehicle, but Montoya had an idea :....

 

[Jacks]

Lets eat!!!111, oh no wait thats a stupid idea. lets steel a tank!!!!!11, so...

 

[Ev0]

they drove through the countryside when a random attack by islamic militants destroyed the tank...

 

[DQuaN]

So they ate.....

 

[Race Idiot]

Arsen Venger, who said.

'I did not see that'

and then....

 

[Jacks]

"goddam viechles arn't lasting long" said montoya, so they decided to walk to..

 

[Ev0]

McDonalds, because they did not like the taste of Venger. They were all notably pissed when they discovered a big mac tased worse than raw human flesh, so Montoya in all his rage...

 

[TVRKing]

Donned a chefs hat, and began to cook his own burgers, the recipe of which had been in the Montoya family for...

 

[Jacks]

3 weeks. After that tasty meal they...

 

[Max_DC]

3 weeks. After that tasty meal they...

almost forgot their original plan, but thensomebody mentioned the name of Schumacher and Montoya went nuts....

he took a stolen gatling gun and killed everbody in the are of 500 feet.... Now he was alone, but he still wanted to get Schumacher, who, as locals said, was riding on a holy cow through India, Montoya immediately...

 

[TVRKing]

Decided that they sould steal a tank each, that way.....

 

[Max_DC]

Decided that they sould steal a tank each, that way.....

they, oh wait he ( everbody else was dead ) could follow him; but then he had a better idea : he stole a faster Toyota pick up and raced towards the Indian border....

 

[DQuaN]

And got there.

The End

 

[Jacks]

when he reached the border the indian authorities told him to go away or else they'll steal his toyota, this made montoya mad so he..

 

[Max_DC]

when he reached the border the indian authorities told him to go away or else they'll steal his toyota, this made montoya mad so he..

loaded his gatling gun again and made a massacre.... Indian authorities however paniced and sent a plane in order to nuke Montoya away, luckily his Toyota was equipped with a radio and he was warned by the conversation of the military.... he raced far into the country and escaped, but...

 

[Max_DC]

Come on 💡 , then we are

again....
I mean... we have a plane with a nuclear bomb over india, a J.P. motoya in rage with a Toyota and a gatling gun and Schmacher riding on a holy cow towards Pakistan.... there must be a story somewhere, right ?
Not to mention Vin Diesel, who didn't give up and who is swimming towards Pakistan aswell ( we learned that he can swim now and I heard that he has already passed Sri Lanka ...)

 

[Jacks]

then he ran into a tree and broke his shoulder again. Dammit he said and he phoned his mum to come give him a lift. He...

 

[Max_DC]

then he ran into a tree and broke his shoulder again. Dammit he said and he phoned his mum to come give him a lift. He...

... then realized, that it would take too long to wait for the plane with his mom, and he
tried to forget the pain, he drove day and night until he saw a cow with a guy in a red overall in front of him; then however in the sky the Indian fighting jet arrived, now J.P and Michael had to make a decision ....

 

[Jondot]

*this story is getting too long, and too complicated! It was supposed to be stuff like "he ran throught the door, fell over and collided with ..." "a lump of cheese carrying a pepsi max. He said..." *

 

[Jacks]

Isn't it supposed to be a random story thread??