The Random Story Thread

[Max_DC]

 

[Blackbird.]

Um ok this is going to become a spam fest if you guys just don't regroup and start off with a new sentence!

 

[Max_DC]

Max, you have to try and stay withing 10 posts of the story .

I always edited my post in order to follow the latest posts and at the same time others wrote new posts and.... Well... It's 11 pm here and I have to stand up early tomorrow, so maybe I come back tomorrow and reentry this thread.... comming back with AtomicSchumacher, Nuketoya and Vin Diesel.....

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Um ok this is going to become a spam fest if you guys just don't regroup and start off with a new sentence!

I'll start:

Minimum wage laws have just been repealed. One man goes out and...

 

[VT]

That just my special plan that I like to call strategery. We're working hard, comin in on weekends...

looking for weapons of mass construction and trying to straight out the ..

 

[TVRKing]

I'll start:

Minimum wage laws have just been repealed. One man goes out and...

Goes to the local Job Center to see what's there.

 

[VT]

Goes to the local Job Center to see what's there.

He finds then Martha Stewart infront of him inline and ..

 

[Iceman]

Martha asks the man if she can help him. He replies...

 

[VT]

Bush interjects and suggests they go "redecorate" Iraq. They all went off to the airport and ..

 

[Blackbird.]

got blown up by an RPG and then....

 

[VT]

the world rejoices because BOTH Martha and George were done in at the same time.

then ..

 

[TVRKing]

got blown up by an RPG and then....

Went to find the yellow key card so that he could save the scientist being attacked by a trite.

 

[MrktMkr1986]

the world rejoices because BOTH Martha and George were done in at the same time.

then ..

Anarchists rule the Earth... no more government, no more society and then...

 

[Blackbird.]

crime went down because the govermnent was no more and then...

 

[Iceman]

crime went down because the govermnent was no more and then...

The new pope decides to make a trip to America to mourn the loss of his favorite President. Hes is flying in his plane when he is attacked by the ghost of

 

[TVRKing]

The new pope decides to make a trip to America to mourn the loss of his favorite President. Hes is flying in his plane when he is attacked by the ghost of

Martha Stewart

 

[MrktMkr1986]

The new pope decides to make a trip to America to mourn the loss of his favorite President. Hes is flying in his plane when he is attacked by the ghost of

Christmas past [Martha Stewart in disguise]... which then tells him:

 

[VT]

that the Ghost of Nero will attemt to burn Rome down again and ..

 

[Iceman]

She whips out her butter knife slides it under the popes throat and...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Nero who attemts to burn the plane down but that failed miserably and ..

Nero was sent to the 3rd dimension arsonists are incarcerated for 120 years... while in jail he writes...

She whips out her butter knife slides it under the popes throat and...

Complained at how ugly the pillowcases were... she tried to rearrange them when the Pope...

 

[Iceman]

Rips off rips off his shirt and reveals his huge red Nazi tatoo. I have you now Martha!! The pope gets up and...

 

[VT]

then the KGB enters and ..

 

[MrktMkr1986]

then the KGB enters and ..

primes their AN-94s and...

 

[VT]

they all decide to make an emergency stop at Starbucks where they run into ..

 

[TVRKing]

they all decide to make an emergency stop at Starbucks where they run into ..

A giant coffee bean, which...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

A giant coffee bean, which...

Falls on top of one of the KGB officers who then yells...

 

[F1GTR]

Wassup!

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Wassup!

To which the giant coffee bean sprang to life and replied:

 

[Ev0]

To which the giant coffee bean sprang to life and replied:

You must go forth and cut down the world's largest tree... WITH A HERRING! Then...

 

[VT]

A giant taco appeared and replied "How you doin?"