The Random Story Thread

[Solid Lifters]

...burrito. So, I'm out of jail, on the lam, just call me mint jelly. I soon went to look for a car and came across Rosie O'Donnell and her lover who were...

 

[PS]

goin' at it like rabbits. They were too dumb to realize their anatomy didn't match, so they got and went to the...

 

[Max_DC]

goin' at it like rabbits. They were too dumb to realize their anatomy didn't match, so they got and went to the...

...local Toyota dealer in order to....

 

[PS]

obtain a used 1999 blue Tercel to run over Eminem as he escapes from jail, because Rosie O'Donell is...

 

[VT]

going to run away with George Lopez and ...

 

[Blackbird.]

get lost in...

 

[PS]

Mexico, because she likes to...

 

[Solid Lifters]

eat small Mexican children because she thinks they taste like...

 

[Powripper]

little tacos, she also likes dip them in.....

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Grape juice, because it brings out the...

 

[TVRKing]

Flavour of mint ice cream. And as we all know....

 

[MagpieRacer]

mint ice cream tastes like..

 

[Max_DC]

mint ice cream tastes like..

...your finger after a kancho attack ( ); After that tasty meal they left Mexico in a....

 

[TVRKing]

Flying sombrero, and headed for the beautiful desert of.....

 

[Max_DC]

Flying sombrero, and headed for the beautiful desert of.....

... Sahara; they landed in a beautiful little village... Suddenly they heard the sound of
rally cars and....

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... Giant cheese men attackin the...

 

[Max_DC]

... Giant cheese men attackin the...

...Monster banana... oh wait that was a TV movie in their little hotel room; But the rally cars were real... looks like the Rally of Paris-Dakar; Then they looked out of the rear window of their room and saw an old buggy in a garage ; they thought ...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... "boy I really need to sell that peice of crap", so they ...

 

[TVRKing]

Went on Ebay.sa (for Sahara) And decided to sell it as "rare"

What a reaction! There was a least......

 

[oosacker]

squares fit to the data that was obtained from the experiment called the ..

 

[Max_DC]

Went on Ebay.sa (for Sahara) And decided to sell it as "rare"

What a reaction! There was a least......

a southafrican surfteacher who offered them a 3 week vacation in a **** hotel and 25 free surf lessons for the buggy... They agreed and started their trip down to SA in the old buggy. After 3 days of driving, however....

 

[MagpieRacer]

the buggy blew up...

 

[Max_DC]

the buggy blew up...

.... they needed parts in order to repair the engine, but they were in the middle of nowhere.... But they really looked forward to their surf vacation in South Africa, so they came up with a freaky idea : ...

 

[oosacker]

which was to go to Afghanistan to meet...

 

[MagpieRacer]

michael schumacher who was there on a .....

 

[Solid Lifters]

Fact finding mission to research what happen to...

 

[Max_DC]

Fact finding mission to research what happen to...

Osama Bin Laden; sadly there was no possibility to leave Africa, so they decided to catch camels ; with their help they pulled the buggy south... But then in the middle of the night suddenly :

 

[Solid Lifters]

Rosie ate all the camels along with...

 

[Max_DC]

Rosie ate all the camels along with...

20 local people who forced them to kill their camels; The next day they had the same problem as before .. How would they reach South Africa ?.... But then they saw a river next to the road and....

 

[Solid Lifters]

went for a swim. Next thing you know it, Save The Whales rescues Rosie O'Donnell and ships her off to Marine World in Vallejo CA. They put her in the tank with Shamu, but that was a bad idea. Because...