The Red Dwarf Quiz Thread

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Smallhorses
It was something like Sir John Gielgud reads Tess of the D'urbervilles. (Or some other famous Shakespearian actor.)

Meanwhile, lets try something a little different.... a question from the books rather than the TV series....

Before being allowed to pass through customs, how many cans of Whiskey did Petersen drink before being allowed on board Red Dwarf?

Man, it's been like 6 years since I read the Red Dwarf books... I went through each of the books in like 3 days... I couldn't put them down... They really opened up the Red Dwarf universe, for me...


I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and say... 12?...



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Sorry for the delay in replying, was making my way from England to California over the weekend.

Ooooh sooo close. But not 12. Try again.
 
Fifteen.

Actually, it's eleven, but I'm not going to say that 'cos I don't want to have to ask the next question.
 
TSB.

You get the answer, you ask the question! Eleven was indeed the correct answer, and YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH was something like what Petersen said next!!!

Ask away Famine.....
 
What were Kryten's quoted odds for Lister pulling all four aces out of the deck at random in "Quarantine"?
 
Going to clean up a few loose ends here.....

Famine
How long is Rimmer's sentence, initially, for the manslaughter of the entire crew (barring Lister) of the JMC vessel "The Red Dwarf"?

9328 Years.

Delphic Reason
In one of the episodes in Series 2, The Cat is jamming out to some form of music ...

What was the name of the episode, and what was The Cat listenning to?..

Robert Hardy reads Tess of the D'urbervilles. Episode was Queeg.

Famine
What were Kryten's quoted odds for Lister pulling all four aces out of the deck at random in "Quarantine"?

1st Ace 13:1
2nd Ace 221:1
3rd Ace 5525:1
4th Ace 270725:1 :sly:
 
Smallhorses
Going to clean up a few loose ends here.....



9328 Years.



Robert Hardy reads Tess of the D'urbervilles. Episode was Queeg.



1st Ace 13:1
2nd Ace 221:1
3rd Ace 5525:1
4th Ace 270725:1 :sly:


Correct!!!...


Your go...


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Not sure if I should wait for Famine to confirm those odds, but I'll go ahead and post a new question anyway......

At the beginning of one episode, Holly describes Man as the highest form of life.
What does he describe as the lowest form of life? :lol:
 
Smallhorses
Not sure if I should wait for Famine to confirm those odds, but I'll go ahead and post a new question anyway......

At the beginning of one episode, Holly describes Man as the highest form of life.
What does he describe as the lowest form of life? :lol:

A man that works for the post office...



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In the Red Dwarf book "Better Than Life" (at least I think that's what it was titled) What does the Cat's Psyche create for his companionship (in the game, of course)?...


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Delphic Reason
In the Red Dwarf book "Better Than Life" (at least I think that's what it was titled) What does the Cat's Psyche create for his companionship (in the game, of course)?...


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Would you be talking about the right, 12 or so, scantily clad Valkyrie warrior-maidens for him to settle down with, and hence end his wandering days?
Or an endless supply of cute furry creatures to be cruel to at creature polo?
 
Smallhorses
Would you be talking about the right, 12 or so, scantily clad Valkyrie warrior-maidens for him to settle down with, and hence end his wandering days?
Or an endless supply of cute furry creatures to be cruel to at creature polo?

Yep... I was talking about the Valkyries...

Your go...



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Is nobody else playing this quiz anymore?....... :)

What 2 savoury items does Bongo (Kryten) offer to be covered in to entice Ace Rimmer to his quarters at lunchtime?
 
Ok, since no-one is playing anymore I'll answer this one too!

It was Taramasalata & Hoummus.

Here's an easier one, somebody else answer it please!!!

From whom did Rimmer get his first French kiss?
 
Smallhorses
Ok, since no-one is playing anymore I'll answer this one too!

It was Taramasalata & Hoummus.

Here's an easier one, somebody else answer it please!!!

From whom did Rimmer get his first French kiss?

His Uncle?...



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Smallhorses
I'd suggest "The Last Day" as an episode to answer this one.....

Damn... I don't have that episode... I have seen it (a number of times) but I can't seem to find it...



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Delphic Reason
Damn... I don't have that episode... I have seen it (a number of times) but I can't seem to find it...



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Oh well, your first answer is good enough then, it was his Uncle Frank. Not one of his gorgeous blonde twin daughters!!!

Your go....
 
Smallhorses
Oh well, your first answer is good enough then, it was his Uncle Frank. Not one of his gorgeous blonde twin daughters!!!

Your go....

Alrighty...


What is Lister's Father named?...



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Smallhorses
Yup, sorry for the delay, was flying back from Seattle.

Name of the 4 emotions lost by the crew during the first attack of the Polymorph?

Fear, Anger, Vanity, and Guilt...


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Marvelous!
Your go....
Looks like we have a new player too! Welcome Live4Speed!
Jump in with an answer anytime...there is no buzzer!!!!
 
Smallhorses
Marvelous!
Your go....
Looks like we have a new player too! Welcome Live4Speed!
Jump in with an answer anytime...there is no buzzer!!!!

I sure hope so... Famine bowed out, and it's just been myself and Smallhorses...

Anyway...


In one episode Kryten finds a love interest... What is her model number?...



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