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icemanshooter23^ You take it, I can't think of a good one right now 👍.
OK...
What did Lister cook for the Cat, and why would he not eat it?...
icemanshooter23^ You take it, I can't think of a good one right now 👍.
FamineHe cooked a three course Indian meal - starting with Shami Kebabs Diablo ("Me own recipe. It's beautiful man - like eating molten lava. I cooked it for Petersen once and he spent three weeks in the MediBay. Three weeks. What a wimp!").
The Cat wouldn't eat it for a number of reasons, but they all boiled down to the fact that the cutlery, crockery and utensils were all medical apparatus - the knives were scalpels ("Something that long ago in its history may have performed a well known Jewish operation?"), the lemon juice was in a syringe for bovine artificial insemination, the fridge was an embryo refridgeration unit and the carafe of wine was a urine bottle. "You think I've got nothing better to do than sit around while you serve chicken chasseur in a stool bucket? This isn't a meal - it's an autopsy!"
This next one is a speech answer - I want the exact response (there's actually two - bonus points for the second one)...
"So what is it?"
SmallhorsesExcellent. I'll post a new question then.....
What was the name of Lister's Dad's dog?
SmallhorsesI think (from memory) it was "Tess of the D'urbervilles." 👍
demon of speedWas it Queeg?
demon of speedIn your original post, you asked: what Cat was listening to? Not: who was reading Tess of the D'ubervilles on the cd Cat was listening to? It seems you have changed the question, or am I wrong?
Wasn't the music all twiste? How can a cd be twisted? unless it's a tape. Dun dun duuuuuuunnnnn!!!