The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV

[Minty]

*Viewing Ponibooru*

Hey look, a "Questionable Image"....ah, hell, I'm feeling curious this monring.

>anthro Pinkie/Buffalo Bill Rule 34.(<Yes, that's a thing)

*quickly clicks back button*

"Why is nothing happening?"

>"FireFox has crashed"

*accidentally submits page URL in crash report*



Someone at Mozilla tech support is about to have their day ruined...oops.





Anyway, I just noticed what you posted rece'emhard. Congrats. I am so jelly.

 

[Azure Flare]

That right there is kinda very cool! Race 'em hard, uh, race'emhard!

I'd like to point out i'm not actually in the race. And @ Paul Ricard, its another thing Nissan wants to see me test. Previously, the fastest thing I had driven was a Formula BMW along side Alexander Rossi (lucky bastard got to drive a an F1 car), so an LMP should be no major issue.


EDIT: I just now remembered, I will also get to see that stupid Delta-wing racer run.

 

[Sniffs]

okay, there might be hope yet.

thing is, I've had it posted for a week at my DA, and only got Prower's interest. no comments, not even to make fun of it or even anti-pony rants where did I forget a keyword? i was hoping a couple of YOU guys, at least, would venture an opinion. but of course, you buried it about 10 pages back allready.

I'm rusty at writing, but I still have 4 partially finished novellas and a crapload of college A grade poetry under my belt (which i SHOULD have had published when I was at Penn State)

 

[Rykon Zero]

The body is very long and perhaps that's why the front legs look too short. Which they're not judging by the head.

Hmm, didn't see that earlier. Actually, don't see it now, but whatever. I've gone and redone it a bit. Bigger guns, a back mounted double cannon, fiddled with the back end a bit, made the front hooves a bit longer to adjust the perspective. Oh, also shortened the snozz a bit and fiddled with it, and darkened the lines.

 

[Apok]

Hmm, didn't see that earlier. Actually, don't see it now, but whatever. I've gone and redone it a bit. Bigger guns, a back mounted double cannon, fiddled with the back end a bit, made the front hooves a bit longer to adjust the perspective. Oh, also shortened the snozz a bit and fiddled with it, and darkened the lines.

Look again. The lenght of a regular ponies body is about one head and a half. On your picture the body lenght is about 2 heads and a half. The fact that the front legs are placed so far ahead helps to make this even more evident.
It's not a major issue though. It just helps make it more unique, which is actually a good thing since it's not really your average pony.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Err, I call upon the mystic power of the artistic license. Yeah.

(Hmm, I'll make their bodies shorter next time.)

 

[Wiegert]

Apart from that pony being too long, the front legs are too far forward in my opinion. I don't know if you want to shorten the body any further, but I think you should move the front legs back a tad.

I'd like to point out i'm not actually in the race. And @ Paul Ricard, its another thing Nissan wants to see me test. Previously, the fastest thing I had driven was a Formula BMW along side Alexander Rossi (lucky bastard got to drive a an F1 car), so an LMP should be no major issue.

I hope that I could attend the 24 Hours of Le Mans one day, plus it's not everyday that you get a chance to test out an LMP2 racer, so consider me jelly.



Anyway, I give you Woona, the aspiring astronaut:

 

[Tornado]

WOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!!


Also, *inappropriate joke about being sent to the moon.*

Not Woona.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Apart from that pony being too long, the front legs are too far forward in my opinion. I don't know if you want to shorten the body any further, but I think you should move the front legs back a tad.

Well, no, I'm not too keen on shortening the body now that I've added the double cannon on the back. Moved the legs back just for you. Not sure if I moved them back far enough.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Here, let me break up the rampant spoilers with some very hastily done art, er, I mean, I totally knew it was unit-one's birthday, it's not like I rushed home from work and sketched this out with a marker or anything and then slapped some Photoshops on it right this very instant...

My face when:

Inb4 Americans say, why are you jello, Coffee?

I think Coffee will have a few things to say about this later.

Indeed I shall! Later...

Before I go to sleep, this is for CoffeeGrunt. A picture in which Vinyl Scratch stole humanized (and presumably female, but these days who can tell? That may even be anthro rather than humanized, so who knows?) Octavia's pants:

Oh...my.

If only Octy wore pants normally. I can't really have her randomly putting on some pants just for Vinyl to steal them.

I was gonna try to see if ED would take my story, even if it as to tell me it was utter crap. nope, self inserts get an automatic "sent to the Moon" (i have my OC in it). i'm assuming zero tolerance. makes me wonder how "through the eyes of another pony" got in at all (grandfathered?)

Self-inserts are generally badly written alicorns with god powers and ten-foot penises. Don't do them.

Well if Coffee can get away with it.......

Dammit Mint! Beat me to it by this much.

I hate you both...so much.

 

[unit-one]

14000th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheater ^_^

Need a bit of advice on this picture I thought I finished.

My host bro says I need to add more guns and weaponry, and I said he doesn't need it because he's relatively good at that sort of thing via magic. Which way should I fall? Also comments.

Remove the guns, add a bigger horn!

ARRGH.

I was gonna try to see if ED would take my story, even if it as to tell me it was utter crap. nope, self inserts get an automatic "sent to the Moon" (i have my OC in it). i'm assuming zero tolerance. makes me wonder how "through the eyes of another pony" got in at all (grandfathered?)

Rykon: too long in the back, too shallow in the chest if it's armor OR if it's a bot, they're right about the muzzle (it's muzzle, brando), but I think it's just a hair to long, straighten the back of the hooves (they taper IN. real life), increase the size of the ears a bit (they're RL horse size), and extend the tail a couple segments. if the character DOES have magic, increase the horn size somewhat.

Can you send me a link? I must have missed the post, where you showed it.

Hey! Good news! I just got word that I will get to go to next years 24 Hours of Le Mans. Afterwards, I will get to have a go in the Signatech Oreca @ Paul Ricard HTTT.

Congratulations!






Where's the latest episode? Am I too early?


Also, BronyCray totally approved this song:



Equestria of confusion

I must have dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
They're moving into the street

Now, did you read the news today?
They say the danger has gone away
But I can see the fire's still alight
They're burning into the night

There's too many colts, too many fillies
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

This is the world we live in
And these are the hooves we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in

Oh, elements, where are you now?
When everything's gone wrong somehow?
Applejack of steel, Rarity of power
Are losing control by the hour

This is the time, this is the place
So we look for the future
But there's not much love to go around
Tell me why this is a land of confusion

This is the world we live in
And these are the hooves we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in

I remember long ago
When the sun was shining
And all the stars were bright all through the night
In the wake of this madness, as I held you tight
So long ago

I won't be coming home tonight
My generation will put it right
We're not just making promises
That we know we'll never keep

There's too many colts, too many fillies
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go round
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

Now, this is the world we live in
And these are the hooves we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth fighting for

This is the world we live in
And these are the names we're given
Stand up and let's start showing
Just where our lives are going to.

 

[Wiegert]

Well, no, I'm not too keen on shortening the body now that I've added the double cannon on the back. Moved the legs back just for you. Not sure if I moved them back far enough.

That's better, although the front legs seem a bit thinner than they were in your previous drawing. Just make the front legs slightly broader and it should look alright.

 

[Tornado]

Where's the latest episode? Am I too early?

S2E4: The Return of WOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAA!!! isn't on until tomorrow morning.

 

[unit-one]

What does..."diminutive" mean?

EDIT: Oh, it's tomorrow... well, I guess it's going to be a good after work evening!

 

[Wiegert]

What does..."diminutive" mean?

Small, little.


And I'm definitely staying away from Ponibooru until tomorrow as there are new spoiler sceenshots being uploaded right now, and I don't wish to see any of them.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Watched tomorrow's spoiler video, hardly anything in it...except something really worrying for me, at least:

Spoiler

The character noone could recognise is Pipsqueak, from Trottingham. He has a British accent, it's make or break now. So far, he pulls it off without sounding too American, or too posh.

Also, Pinkie is a candy troll in a chicken suit.

 

[Tornado]

$20 says no one in this thread reads what Coffee just posted until tomorrow.

What does..."diminutive" mean?

Personal Diminutive Equine = My Little Pony

 

[Sniffs]

*smirk* i could use lugnut money, Toronado. British accent or no.

 

[unit-one]

Thanks for explaining the new title, guys.

Can't wait for tomorrow.

 

[Sniffs]

btw, coffee, did you expect them to get a British Accent right if it's americans doing the voices? there's too many small details and inflections to worry about that a native will notice (and vice versa for brits doing American accents)

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

@Sniffs

British people do exist in America.

 

[Tornado]

@Sniffs

British people do exist in America.

Of course they do. They are the bad guys in action movies.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Remove the guns, add a bigger horn!

That's better, although the front legs seem a bit thinner than they were in your previous drawing. Just make the front legs slightly broader and it should look alright.

Took both of these into consideration this time. Widened his legs, adjusted things here and there, gave him a bigger horn, and added his motto to the front of his armor. Velocitas Eradico. Rather fitting, no, Apokalipse?

 

[Akira AC]

Of course they do. They are the bad guys in action movies.

Or the good guys on MW games.

Not sure if sane Twilight's horn is within AUP.

(*Continues lunch*)

 

[unit-one]

Took both of these into consideration this time. Widened his legs, adjusted things here and there, gave him a bigger horn, and added his motto to the front of his armor. Velocitas Eradico. Rather fitting, no, Apokalipse?

Needs a BIGGER horn!

And... is that a symbol of Digital Hazard on his head?

 

[Sniffs]

@ coffee: but the accent does tend to get watered down. Canadians, on the other hand...

@toronado only cause they get more nicker from less taxes

blame the briticisims on Are You Being Served and Doctor Who classic (I started on D3)

 

[Rykon Zero]

If I give him a bigger horn he'll look like a land locked narwhal!

And no, that's his cutie mark. It was originally my personal symbol, but I thought that would turn him into me essentially, and I'd be too willing to overpower his flank. Changed it to distance him a bit from me, though he is essentially the snarky bit of my mind.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Yay! I got a troll on my DA!

A bloody stupid one too. Fairly dedicated.

 

[unit-one]

If I give him a bigger horn he'll look like a land locked narwhal!

And no, that's his cutie mark. It was originally my personal symbol, but I thought that would turn him into me essentially, and I'd be too willing to overpower his flank. Changed it to distance him a bit from me, though he is essentially the snarky bit of my mind.

BIGGER WIDER horn!

Yay! I got a troll on my DA!

A bloody stupid one too. Fairly dedicated.

Congratulations!

 

[Tornado]

Yay! I got a troll on my DA!

A bloody stupid one too. Fairly dedicated.

You've hit it big!