The Thread of Truly Amazing Feats!

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I just rode 204 miles on my bicycle, in one day.



No, not what are you eating, or doing, or watching or playing with, or look at me I just reached level 40, or I just wore my sisters underwear. Please tell us your "Truly Amazing Feats"!
 
I grew up in the 70's and I'm still alive.
 
I was on TV for a week when I was 14. Woohoo. :lol:
 
I was frying bacon for my burgers... SHIRTLESS... and remained unscathed.
 
I've been in a pokemon plane.
 
A what? An actual Pokemon, or a Pokemon themed airplane?

I gotta see pictures of this.
 
Pokemon themed plane :lol:

I've also sat in a helicopter belonging to a rich guy, the inside had plated gold. (this was back when i was a wee baby)
 
I have a feeling this will be like the first 10 pages of the confessions thread which was "I killed a hamster" and "I masturbrated 10 times in a row.":boggled:
 
I've been recognized by Media Molecule co-founder Alex Evans once. He's one of the guys who has worked on LBP and LBP2. This is from back when the LBP2 beta was running, after he had shown off my level in a demonstration:
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I've also been recognized by some guy at DICE (Battlefield) and most of the Psyonix team (Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars).

Wait a minute. I guess it's kinda sad that my only "amazing" feats involve video games :indiff:
 
I soloed with Dave Steinmeyer in concert (hopefully SOMEONE knows who that is...but probably not). Someone once ran over my foot in my Toyota Highlander and it was completely fine. I once got hit in the eye with a golf club and all I got was a pink eye for like a week. (Does that count? :dunce: ) I also once got in a fight with Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Mr. T, the Starship Enterprise, the Royal Navy, and a hamster, and I walked away having only been killed 3 times.



(Okay that last one isn't STRICTLY true...it was 27 :indiff: )
 
My "Like The Wind" tune for Shift was mentioned (by name) in an NFS podcast a while ago.
 
Currently leading my championship at a F1 simulator centre nearby. May sound like games console stuff, but the simulators are full motion sims, and my main rival races in the Formula Gulf series... Winning that would be a nice little feat for me since I don't have anywhere near enough money to take racing any further!
 
I drove across Cuba in a rented Chinese jeep without hitting a single wild boar or donkey cart.
 
I broke all production records at the Knorr factory, within 2 months of working there.
I figured out how all the machines worked better, which was too easy.
I could produce so much soup and sauces in 8 hours, what my co workers barely made in 12 hours.

I got fired, 6 months later the factory got closed. Dennisch FTW.
 
Wait... if you were one of the most productive employees there, you must have done something SERIOUSLY wrong to get fired in the first place
 
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Wait... if you were one of the most productive employees there, you must have done something SERIOUSLY wrong to get fired in the first place
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:lol:

That's a funny story, but too long, so here's the short version.

Human resource manager was a woman, she never ever came into the factory itself, and during a talk with her and the floor chief, she told me how to do my job.. I lolled so hard and told here to come and see what I do on the floor, and then judge my work.

I could leave and next day I got fired. I stepped on her toes, and got backstabbed by the floor chief, but hey, they are all out of a job now MOEHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Dude, no wonder you got fired. Your attitude was quite poor.
 
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Dude, no wonder you got fired. Your attitude was quite poor.
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If you where there with me, you would agree with me.
 
I should get fired , I make $45/hr plus 25 worth of benefits. And I'm Sitting here typing on a video game forum because I need a distraction. Moooahahaha.

But thats not amazing, that's just reality. What's amazing is that I was ran over by a boat, totaled a motorcycle, rolled a truck, ran a truck into a wall where it burnt to the ground, been on a carnival ride crash, ran out of air at 70 feet underwater, and I am sitting here typing on a video game forum. Moooahahahaha.
 
p-coletray
I should get fired , I make $45/hr plus 25 worth of benefits. And I'm Sitting here typing on a video game forum because I need a distraction. Moooahahaha.

But thats not amazing, that's just reality. What's amazing is that I was ran over by a boat, totaled a motorcycle, rolled a truck, ran a truck into a wall where it burnt to the ground, been on a carnival ride crash, ran out of air at 70 feet underwater, and I am sitting here typing on a video game forum. Moooahahahaha.
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I think you should not be allowed to leave your house, the outside world clearly does not agree with you! Kenny from South Park seems to have better luck than you!
 
I never tried it but I want to...

Form the "Resistance Against Ponies And Anime" group and actually have people join it.

Anyways I once carried a stack of 4 soda cans on top of each other and walked from my bedroom to the trash (we don't recycle here :() and threw them away. And my bedroom is on the 2nd floor!
 
p-coletray
I should get fired , I make $45/hr plus 25 worth of benefits. And I'm Sitting here typing on a video game forum because I need a distraction. Moooahahaha.

But thats not amazing, that's just reality. What's amazing is that I was ran over by a boat, totaled a motorcycle, rolled a truck, ran a truck into a wall where it burnt to the ground, been on a carnival ride crash, ran out of air at 70 feet underwater, and I am sitting here typing on a video game forum. Moooahahahaha.
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Wait.... how did you get run over by an ocean-going vehicle? Were you in the water at the time? Or on the road?
 
I jumped off a bike to see if I could land on my feet.
Me vs The law of physics.

I won.:D
 
p-coletray
I should get fired , I make $45/hr plus 25 worth of benefits. And I'm Sitting here typing on a video game forum because I need a distraction. Moooahahaha.

But thats not amazing, that's just reality. What's amazing is that I was ran over by a boat, totaled a motorcycle, rolled a truck, ran a truck into a wall where it burnt to the ground, been on a carnival ride crash, ran out of air at 70 feet underwater, and I am sitting here typing on a video game forum. Moooahahahaha.
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I hope you at work on GTPlanet because if I made that much i'd never be home!

Oh and you have some good luck I see. ;)
 
I was born at 10:10.10am 10/10. I think that's an achievement on my part. I totally recognized the significance and just strolled on outta there.
 
p-coletray
I should get fired , I make $45/hr plus 25 worth of benefits. And I'm Sitting here typing on a video game forum because I need a distraction. Moooahahaha.

But thats not amazing, that's just reality. What's amazing is that I was ran over by a boat, totaled a motorcycle, rolled a truck, ran a truck into a wall where it burnt to the ground, been on a carnival ride crash, ran out of air at 70 feet underwater, and I am sitting here typing on a video game forum. Moooahahahaha.
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I've had four open brain surgeries, all for blunt force traumas. I was supposed to never appreciate art, music, so math etc... But I play three instruments, own an art gallery and have two college degrees. One in structural engineering. I'm indestructable.
 
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