The thread of Useless Facts

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What Grinds my Gears?

KFC.
They have a damn store in every town where I live for sell their sloppy, rancid food, it's 90% water and 10% chicken. The line is always so damn full, usually fat people who are satisfied to get a drink and a meal out of 1 piece of chicken are the ones clogging up the line. They charge you too much and when you need to use the toilet, it smells like burnt digested liquid chicken in there.. Bleh!

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That must be the British KFC, either that or you never ate it :D did you ever try the grilled chicken?
 
I'm pretty sure these don't hide in walls
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JaiAE86
Fact: You can't puke out of your anus.

You're going to be a doctor one day, you're getting better at diagnosing the obvious before my eyes 👍 :lol:.
 
Whoever revived this 2003 thread, thanks! :D


You're going to be a doctor one day, you're getting better at diagnosing the obvious before my eyes 👍 :lol:.

But what if I had to do surgery! :boggled:
 
JaiAE86
Whoever revived this 2003 thread, thanks! :D

But what if I had to do surgery! :boggled:

Who needs surgery? Just tell them that there is no way they can pull a water buffalo out of their navel and send them on their way 👍.
 
The majority of people have an above average number of legs.
Not a perverted joke.
I'll explain it if I have to.
 
JaiAE86
And a cigarette :p

That's how you know we from the South eat them :D. But really, I don't smoke, nor do a lot of us here. And thanks for backing me up in that flame thread Jai 👍.
 
100 people die each year due to a vending machine.
 
That's how you know we from the South eat them :D. But really, I don't smoke, nor do a lot of us here. And thanks for backing me up in that flame thread Jai 👍.

No problem. 👍

I predict a bright future for this thread.
 
crispychicken49
100 people die each year due to a vending machine.

Being crushed, arm stuck in the hole, heart attack from the excessive amount of soda garnered from said vending machine? All of the above?
 
All Dr. Evil asked for were some frickin sharks with some frickin laser beams on their heads. Was this enough for the Discovery Channel?

Fact: There are no frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads on this year's Shark Week as of yet.
 
The most common form of injury in Japan, a cracked skull, is cause by one of their most famous activities, bowing.
 
Fact: There are few woman in this forum

I'll shed some more light on this. As far as I know, in terms of active users, there are only around 4-5 women on this forum. Two are married to staff and one is mother to a user.
 
Fact: Cats do not like having you blow into their ears. (Experienced that one yesterday, and many times before...) :indiff:
 
100 people die each year due to a vending machine.

Being crushed, arm stuck in the hole, heart attack from the excessive amount of soda garnered from said vending machine? All of the above?

No, the majority of fatalities occur when people try to tip the machine up to try and get something out of it for free, and then the machine topples over and crushes them, usually breaking a rib and puncturing a lung or the heart.
 
I predict a bright future for this thread.
Not if these, quite frankly, disgusting "facts" keep coming. Pee jokes? Puking out of your anus? Seriously? If it takes you ten seconds to come up with that, try thinking for at least eleven before you post.

Fact.
 
If you could see Jupiter's Magnetic Field in the Sky, it would appear to be the same size as the Sun.
 
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