The Thread Thread

[axletramp]

Here's my favourite Fred...

👍

 

[Small_Fryz]

Epic 👍

My favorite thread? Silk.
I love s-i-i-i-l-ll-kk!!. The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture. I love silk so much that I even wrapped my geni.... errr......

Silk 👍

 

[W3H5]

This thread has gone from...er...threads to puns to steeplejacks in 24 hours! What next? Yo dog I heard you like threads so we put some thread in yo thread which contains pictures of thread and Fred?

 

[axletramp]

I think you're stringing us along.

 

[W3H5]

Oh, rope yourself in will you.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Its clear some people lack the right material to correctly sew together a decent pun in this thread.

 

[W3H5]

Well, we can't all fit into such a tight knit community.

 

[lemansfanatic]

Not that old yarn again...

 

[axletramp]

Getting the needle are we?

 

[W3H5]

Ignore lemansfanatic, he's just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

 

[axletramp]

A reel nutter.

 

[W3H5]

I can't believe the shear audacity of these posts!

 

[Robin]

Weave gone too far in this thread... it really should be left to dye.

 

[axletramp]

Let's knot fall out.

Hey man, nice threads!

 

[W3H5]

This could be a record for puns.

 

[axletramp]

I think I might be running out of material.

 

[Robin]

Yeah there's knot much left to say... but at least it shows the forum has moral fiber.

 

[Wiegert]

I'm really starting to wonder what's cotton into you guys.

 

[axletramp]

If I keep reading this textile go mad...

 

[W3H5]

We've sown the seeds of dissension on this one. If there was a crime against puns, I think the cops would definitely be yelling "Pullover!"

 

[Robin]

I'm finding it nylon impossible to stop

 

[axletramp]

Angora minute, it must be curtains for this thread soon!

 

[W3H5]

It has had me in stitches so far. I can't stop thinking about knitting equipment, if you cashmere drift.

 

[Wiegert]

I'm a frayed it won't last much longer though.

 

[W3H5]

Zip it you!

 

[Wiegert]

I don't think I'll be satin up any time soon, unless you persuede me to.

 

[Tornado]

I hate to hem and haw about this, but I'm sensing a pattern among these replies and I'm not sure the thread can be selvaged.

 

[daan]

Darn it. This thread is snipped.

 

[Pupik]

But this is fabric of our lives...

(oops, phone no say to mod it closed loop.)

 

[Omnis]