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- SeismicGravy
A meeting has been arranged at the local basketball arena to discuss ghosts.
The main speaker stands up and says "There's a lot of superstition in this neigbourhood about ghosts, and I'm here to prove to you stupid people that there's no such thing."
"Now, can anybody tell me, if they've seen a ghost?"
Nobody replies.
"Can anybody tell me. if they've spoken to a ghost?"
Again nobody replies.
"Can anybody tell me, if they've made love to a ghost?"
A man puts his hand up.
The speaker is shocked.
"T-Thomas Evans, y-you mean t-to tell me you've.....you've made love to a g-ghost!?"
The man suddendly turns red.
"Ghost man, I thought you said Goat."
The main speaker stands up and says "There's a lot of superstition in this neigbourhood about ghosts, and I'm here to prove to you stupid people that there's no such thing."
"Now, can anybody tell me, if they've seen a ghost?"
Nobody replies.
"Can anybody tell me. if they've spoken to a ghost?"
Again nobody replies.
"Can anybody tell me, if they've made love to a ghost?"
A man puts his hand up.
The speaker is shocked.
"T-Thomas Evans, y-you mean t-to tell me you've.....you've made love to a g-ghost!?"
The man suddendly turns red.
"Ghost man, I thought you said Goat."
thats great TVR!
