There is such thing as....

It's ThinkGeek. What'd you expect?

EDIT: This looks rather cool:

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Well, DOTA was even more popular than Boten Anna, as far as I know, and that's even worse, lyrically.

 
I kinda want one of these, just think it would be nice at the doctors, etc...

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Thinkgeek
This little universal remote is the newest (secret) weapon in the Ninja's arsenal and we assure you in the right hands it can be used to quickly assassinate dangerously annoying TV shows. Simply point the Ninja Remote at the intended target (a television set) and press the mute button for a few seconds - once the TV mutes the remote is now ready to assume full control of its victim. Innocent bystanders will be frozen with fear (or very animated with anger) as the volume and channel change magically in front of their eyes, seemingly controlled by some mysterious force.

The Ninja Remote's powers will work on a wide variety of televisions (Sony, Panasonic, Samsung, Toshiba, Sanyo, Aiwa, Mitsubishi, Philips, JVC, Sharp, etc) and its small size will safeguard you against discovery.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/884f/
 
The sad thing is that in Finland, that crap was actually popular. Even after people started knowing that the song is about IRC(ing?).

I still like it. Some of the other the songs that he has are good too imo. They have a good beat and bass for a large stereo system. I'm just glad i don't know a word of swedish.
 
Spork? I call it a Foon

most people call it a spork.

And the ninja thing should be able to take over ones and restraunts too because of how it works, just sending signels to the thing in different frequencies and wavelengths so it should be able to hit it sometime.
 
Ive really been wanting to get that remote. Think about being in a restaurant then putting it on some obnoxious kids show and turning it up really loud :lol:
 
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