Spooky Wooky
(Banned)
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There are only 2 tracks in the game - Monza and Spa
There is only 1 class in the game - GT3
There is only 1 weather type - Clear
Qualifying is always longer than the actual race
Once you have done your qualifying lap, you have to park on the apex of the most critical corner
Brakes are not activated until the second lap (kind of like DRS in F1) until then you use other cars to help you round the corners
None of the cars have mirrors
If you spin in lap 1 you must leave the lobby
If you are not in the top 5 by lap 3 you must leave the lobby
No matter how much you crash, your car never breaks
You can only use the pits by accident
If someone hits you off the track it is your fault, expect at least a 5 sec penalty
If someone tries to overtake it is obligatory to try and push them on the grass. If this fails you must swear loudly into your microphone
If you are using a microphone you must play music loudly in the background and have it so close to your face that everything you say is distorted
If you are using a microphone you cannot speak English (expect when using profanity)
If you are lobby host, the following must be punished by kicking them from the lobby
- anyone who qualifies faster than you
- anyone who finishes ahead of you in the race
- anyone who makes contact with you during the race
If you are lobby host, after the race has finished, you must sit in the car/track selection screen for at least 15mins without doing anything
Never ever say sorry for anything and never expect an apology either
feel free to add your own
There is only 1 class in the game - GT3
There is only 1 weather type - Clear
Qualifying is always longer than the actual race
Once you have done your qualifying lap, you have to park on the apex of the most critical corner
Brakes are not activated until the second lap (kind of like DRS in F1) until then you use other cars to help you round the corners
None of the cars have mirrors
If you spin in lap 1 you must leave the lobby
If you are not in the top 5 by lap 3 you must leave the lobby
No matter how much you crash, your car never breaks
You can only use the pits by accident
If someone hits you off the track it is your fault, expect at least a 5 sec penalty
If someone tries to overtake it is obligatory to try and push them on the grass. If this fails you must swear loudly into your microphone
If you are using a microphone you must play music loudly in the background and have it so close to your face that everything you say is distorted
If you are using a microphone you cannot speak English (expect when using profanity)
If you are lobby host, the following must be punished by kicking them from the lobby
- anyone who qualifies faster than you
- anyone who finishes ahead of you in the race
- anyone who makes contact with you during the race
If you are lobby host, after the race has finished, you must sit in the car/track selection screen for at least 15mins without doing anything
Never ever say sorry for anything and never expect an apology either
feel free to add your own