Thread about Nothing (poo Edition)

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Originally posted by MazKid
:Present: :argue: :Present2:
(Smilie 1)I hate my present! What were you thinking!
(Smilie 2)Go to hell, loser!

20 Years later:
(smilie 1):fdevil:
(smilie 2):cry: I didn"t mean that. I wish he was still here.

2 Years later:
:fdevil: (Smilie 1):teleport: (Smilie 2):eek: I never though you'd come back! (Smilie 2):cold:Damn! Hell was so hot! Now I'm so cold! Let's get something to eat, I haven't eaten in years!
(Smilie 2):cheeburga How was it there? (Smilie 1):drink: Haganeandfjjfkjfeiiuo. (Smilie 2):reallyodd Don't drink that much! I'm leaving!
THE END

Corny huh?


HAHA :D :D :eek: :eek: :D :D
 
Originally posted by Saleen Man

No one merge the threads please. "How Many Replies" is like a chat room, these threads are nothing but smileys:rolleyes:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
(Teacher) :) There will be a 100 point test on chapter 5 on Monday.It's all multiple choice. So you will need to study.

(kid 1):o Not another test!? If I flunk this one I'll be in this class next year.
(kid 2):rolleyes: You always think negative when you should think positive. Why worry about it, you'll do fine.

Monday morning:
(kid 1) Ahhhh.:confused: What time is it? 7:30!? No!!! :mad: I forgot to study! I got an F nomatter what I do! No, I'll do fine, maybe get a C.

Moday at school:

(teacher) :) Here is your test. It is 351 questions, so start on it as soon as you get it.

(kid 1) :eek: 351!? What the ****!

(kid 2) :lol: SHHHH! You're gonna make me screw up.

(kid 1) ;) Sorry, I just think that I failed the test and I didn't even start it. 💡 I got it, I'll cheat off of the smart girl in front of me. I'll get an A if I do that.

(teacher):reallyodd I'm gonna have to move some of you around, :Poke: You, move.

(kid 1) :( (thinks to himself) No! now I can't cheat. Oh wait, billy sits across from me, I'll use him.

2 hrs later:
(teacher) :) Alright, pass the test to the front and then you can leave.

Next day:
(techer) :) I graded your tests, so I'll pass them back now.
(kid 1)
icon1.gif
F :eek: Oh S***!! Billy, what you get?
(billy) :) I got an A! Woohoo!
(kid 1) but I copyed all your answers, and I got an F.
(billy) I took the test on Friday after school.
(kid 1) :thatsodd: Then what was that paper on your desk?
(billy) :) That paper was random letters that I was writing down for a math project about probability.
(kid 1) :( I failed this class. My life sucks now.
(rest of class) :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

THE END

<Events in these dramas do not effect real life situations. Any common occurences are shear coincedences.>
Hehe
 
Originally posted by MazKid
(Teacher) :) There will be a 100 point test on chapter 5 on Monday.It's all multiple choice. So you will need to study.

(kid 1):o Not another test!? If I flunk this one I'll be in this class next year.
(kid 2):rolleyes: You always think negative when you should think positive. Why worry about it, you'll do fine.

Monday morning:
(kid 1) Ahhhh.:confused: What time is it? 7:30!? No!!! :mad: I forgot to study! I got an F nomatter what I do! No, I'll do fine, maybe get a C.

Moday at school:

(teacher) :) Here is your test. It is 351 questions, so start on it as soon as you get it.

(kid 1) :eek: 351!? What the ****!

(kid 2) :lol: SHHHH! You're gonna make me screw up.

(kid 1) ;) Sorry, I just think that I failed the test and I didn't even start it. 💡 I got it, I'll cheat off of the smart girl in front of me. I'll get an A if I do that.

(teacher):reallyodd I'm gonna have to move some of you around, :Poke: You, move.

(kid 1) :( (thinks to himself) No! now I can't cheat. Oh wait, billy sits across from me, I'll use him.

2 hrs later:
(teacher) :) Alright, pass the test to the front and then you can leave.

Next day:
(techer) :) I graded your tests, so I'll pass them back now.
(kid 1)
icon1.gif
F :eek: Oh S***!! Billy, what you get?
(billy) :) I got an A! Woohoo!
(kid 1) but I copyed all your answers, and I got an F.
(billy) I took the test on Friday after school.
(kid 1) :thatsodd: Then what was that paper on your desk?
(billy) :) That paper was random letters that I was writing down for a math project about probability.
(kid 1) :( I failed this class. My life sucks now.
(rest of class) :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

THE END

<Events in these dramas do not effect real life situations. Any common occurences are shear coincedences.>
Hehe

Yet another good one. :-)
 
(civic owner) :cool: Hey dude, wanna race agaist my tight Civ yo?
(rx-7 owner) :) OK, you know my car is stock don't you?
(civic owner) :confused: Huh? You mean dat turbo is stock? Wow man! My Civ's got 18" steel wheels with my low ride tires, and I got body kits, so I'm gonna win.
(rx-7 owner) :rolleyes: we'll see. Tommarrow night, at the lower roads, 8:00.

That Night:
(civic owner):D I just had a borito, so I'm gonna beat you now.
(rx-7 owner) :rolleyes: yea, ok let's go.

3,2,1, go!!!
(civic owner) :burnout:
(rx-7 owner) :burnout:---------------
Finish:
(civic owner)____:D ____|_____
(rx-7 owner)___________|_____ :)

(civic owner) :( What happen man? My civ's auto mat missed a gear, I would have won though.
(rx-7 owner) :lol: An automatic? what model Civic is that?
(civic owner) :( It's a DX, you know Da Xetreme? it's so good that it's cheaper than the other civs.
(rx-7 owner) :reallyodd Umm, yea, DX, well, thanks for racing, if that's what you called it.
(civic owner) :mad: You just wait till I get da 6" muffler tip, then you'll be scared, damnit!

The end

The moral of the story is to not waste money on crap, and to just buy a better car.
 
:frosty: :drink: :drink: :drink: :argue: :santa: :cheeburga 😈

Frosty had too many drinks and had an argument with Santa. Frosty decided to sober up by having a McD's burger but it turned him into the devil instead.
 
Originally posted by GVX
:frosty: :drink: :drink: :drink: :argue: :santa: :cheeburga 😈

Frosty had too many drinks and had an argument with Santa. Frosty decided to sober up by having a McD's burger but it turned him into the devil instead.
ha ha ha ha ha lol :eek:
 
Originally posted by GVX
:frosty: :drink: :drink: :drink: :argue: :santa: :cheeburga 😈

Frosty had too many drinks and had an argument with Santa. Frosty decided to sober up by having a McD's burger but it turned him into the devil instead.


so the :fdevil:'s took him into the dangerous chirtmas woods....
:tree: :tree: :tree: :tree2: :tree: :tree2: :tree2: :tree: :tree: :tree2: :tree: :tree2: :tree: :tree2: :tree: :tree: :tree:
 
where all a sudden the all wise, all knowing christmas :Ornament: came outta know where to stop the evil fosty....
 
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