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Somehow i don't think these will go down too well considering there is only a few of us females around here , but what the hell ! i just had to do it 
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.
Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
A. Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q. When do you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it.
More to come ...... 😈
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.
Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
A. Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q. When do you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it.
More to come ...... 😈
I'm shakin in me boots 
