Tools who don't know how to use turn signals need to die

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Y'know...Teggy and I went out for a very nice drive today. Nothing like a sporty car on a cool autumn day on twisty backroads. So, after flogging about seventy miles out of the car, I'm on my way home.

Tool #1: I'm on a short stretch of highway back to my house. I'm in the left hand lane when a red Escort merges into the right hand lane...and then gets into the left lane without signaling!! Right in front of me (<10 feet), I might add. I lean on the horn to indicate my displeasure. He waves back, and gives me a brake job. :mad:

Tool #2: Shortly after getting off the highway, I grab a turnaround to head to the gas station. I merge into the left hand lane when it opens up. Then this moron in an Oldsmobile just cuts between me and the truck in right hand lane - it was close! Again, I lean on the horn.

The best part of the story was that he had his family with him! A wife and at least two small children were in the car with him. I'd hate to see him when he's alone in the car.... :nervous:
 
sometimes you have to wonder if turn signals are optional on some cars...

what i hate most is the old farts on the highway... they're doing 40 mph in the left lane, blocking traffic. and when you finally get up to them, in the right lane, they try to ram into you because they want to change lanes... :rolleyes: stay in the retirement home, don't go outside, the world will be better.
 
Haha, I never use my signals.

I feel that it's my duty as the driver of a sport sedan to drive as poorly as possible, without getting in an accident.
 
Yeah, well, I use my turn signals all the time. It seems to be the people with beaters that are unfamiliar with turn signals. :rolleyes:

I'm not surprised that you don't signal, M5. :Poke:
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Haha, I never use my signals.

I feel that it's my duty as the driver of a sport sedan to drive as poorly as possible, without getting in an accident.
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are you sure you're not an Ontarian? you just described them at the wheels perfectly.
 
Originally posted by risingson77


I'm not surprised that you don't signal, M5. :Poke:
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I'm only kidding - the only time I don't use it is on highways when no-one's around, but I am a pretty aggressive driver.

No, I don't cut through gas stations to get around red lights, though I have been known to do the brilliant "right on red; u-turn; right on green; proceed straight" turn. Everyone should.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Haha, I never use my signals.

I feel that it's my duty as the driver of a sport sedan to drive as poorly as possible, without getting in an accident.
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I entirely agree.
And what's really the point of using turn signals when doing 120mph anyway? :D
 
Originally posted by M5Power


I'm only kidding - the only time I don't use it is on highways when no-one's around, but I am a pretty aggressive driver.
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I know, that's what the :Poke: indicates. :)

No, I don't cut through gas stations to get around red lights, though I have been known to do the brilliant "right on red; u-turn; right on green; proceed straight" turn. Everyone should.
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RWD owns, doesn't it?
 
Originally posted by PunkRock



are you sure you're not an Ontarian? you just described them at the wheels perfectly.
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Heh, no one here uses turn signals, they should all die. When I drove I used turn signals.

Heh, you call your car 'teggy'? You're a tool.
 
Originally posted by risingson77


RWD owns, doesn't it?
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I've never owned a RWD car - driven plenty, though, and I must say that yes, it owns. :p

Originally posted by the bexus!

I entirely agree.
And what's really the point of using turn signals when doing 120mph anyway?
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It helps the cops navigate behind you. :D
 
Originally posted by boombexus


yup.
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and, get this, his name's John!

couldn't be... i doubt he's that dumb.

another split personality from Klos, M5, mb11?
 
Yeah ive seen many people in my small town not bother to use a turn signal.... they are complete morons. its probably because they are all too lazy to reach for the stupid turn lever and flick it.. come on, is it too much to ask for a common courtesy like using a freaking TURN signal to indicate your direction? Or would you rather be rearended? :thatsodd:
 
Maybe they want to be rear ended? I would sue, and sue hard! As a matter of fact, I'm gonna sue Doug just because he owns a SUV.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Maybe they want to be rear ended? I would sue, and sue hard! As a matter of fact, I'm gonna sue Doug just because he owns a SUV.
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You need MistaX GTP`s lawyer................................................oh yeah :o
 

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