TPC Race News - GT4 International
After a thrilling day's racing to open the world tour at Brand's Hatch Indy, TPC Race News got the chance to catch up with fictional Honda driver and renowned Mad Bloke™ Mr. Max Attack, who reflected on the weekend's action, finishing p15 and p14;
"Well," the mysterious Scandiwegian sighed to TPC Reporter Timmy Threewide, lighting a cigarette in the paddock as a Honda mechanic hastily seals up a worryingly nearby barrel of race fuel, "clearly, you know, the car is good today,"
The Scandiwegian leans on the grass-flecked bonnet of his race machine, dragging on his smoke amidst an increasingly nervous race team.
"Pigems is doing a very good job, you know, and honestly, is making me look like a bit of a mug. But, you know, he is our best guy, so we focus a little more on that car, and I just try to teach these Americans a little something about Brands, you know? Elbows out! Show them how it is done here in the UK.
In all I think, you know, there were some mistakes my end, so there are some points left on the table there but, early doors, and next we go to Monza where we know we will be getting mugged so, I don't think there's too much to be taken as truth from these results, you know, there are plenty of punt- I mean, moves we can make yet out there.
Obviously, it could have gone better for me, but for an opening round there was a lot of action and that is what the fans want to see. Now, excuse me," The karting expert says abruptly, ending our interview there and then, walking out of the garage, "I have to buy some marmite. We aren't back in Britain 'til the end of the bloody season..."
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