Trans tasman super sprint series

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nochance09
my 120y better have a Greenpeace sticker and blowing blue smoke. want the real deal here
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Yes sir chance it comes with those options standed. It also comes with the cancer a push button radio and a wire coat hanger as the aerial. Optional extras are, the just there mud flaps, an empty ash tray. Enjoy! !!
 
It was a pleasant day in boganville when Emu got his first honourable gift from the new bogan leader. He had heard of his sustained 20 years of torture and wanted to thank him for reproducing and furthering the boganite race. Emu was summoned to his trailer and told to wait in the entryway (pile of mags sitting in door way). With quivering hands Emu accepted the wrapped gift (woolies bag with duct tape around it) what would it be? Emu tore into the bag and exclaimed with delight. Great leader Rager had given him a pair of pre torn black jeans! That night there were celebrations, Jim Beam was drunk, ACDC was listened to, Burnouts were done. And so ended another day in Boganville
 
To all boganites it has cometh to the attention of thou that three great warriors will struggle to do battle at the gladiators arena. would like to put back said battle for the following Sunday. for thou is out as it has been requested for a sunday royal midday banquet. in bogan capital of ipswich.
 
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And lo he said unto his warriors "Sup with thy fathers an' ye shall be given mighty engines with which to slay the others on my return"
 
Alas alas alas...

I hear these words and my heart doth sunder. Those three warriors whom chose to procreate, should seize this day as their own! Do battle to thee who would stop our melee, for when in Rome, one must do as Romans do.

Though my heart is broken that I may not test my new battle chariot out in the arena this day, I can only feel understanding for those whom cannot. So I say to those still up for battle, why not a friendly duel, at the same time when the sun is high above the Roman sky. Join me.
 
Could someone do me a favour and msg me on PSN if you are going to start the race, just so I know if you have started or not. (as I may be able to attend)
 
Turbo_snail
I'd like to join but it would be my first GTplanet series, is that alright?
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Hello turbo snail. i would like to welcome you to this race series. we have been running as a group now for 12 months with close racing, with the mind set of having clean and close racing with out the need to win at all cost. we have a muck around night on a wednesday i will try and add you before then or on that day, so that you can meet some off us then. Please note that as a newbie you will need to set your bhp at 463.
 
Rager73
Hello turbo snail. i would like to welcome you to this race series. we have been running as a group now for 12 months with close racing, with the mind set of having clean and close racing with out the need to win at all cost. we have a muck around night on a wednesday i will try and add you before then or on that day, so that you can meet some off us then. Please note that as a newbie you will need to set your bhp at 463.
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I'm already friends with Luke he sent me a friend request today
 
Welcome mate. Remember to buy a new car and don't tune it. Run it in (300km) and do an engine and chassis fix. That'll stop you dropping horsepower in the race.
 
Clint_MPS
Welcome mate. Remember to buy a new car and don't tune it. Run it in (300km) and do an engine and chassis fix. That'll stop you dropping horsepower in the race.
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Best way to run it in is to hand it to your B spec driver to do all the donkey yards. Then engine rebuild and chassis fix as Clint has suggested. Always do an oil change before every race too
 
Gday Turbo, welcome to the Bogan racing league, don't forget to get your race flanny ready for sunday! Cheers
 
Just something you should add to the OP,

Sydney 2PM
Auckland 5PM
Adelaide 130PM
Perth 12PM

I'd like to do this, but work might get in the way, If there is space would you guys allow a spare of the minute entry?
 
Turbo_snail
What time will the races finish Sunday?
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Welcome. Mr snail. Hope u enjoy race series. Top bunch of bogans this lot. We have loads of fun and great close racing. All.the guys will help you as much as they can. All we all want is good clean door handle to door handle stuff that u can walk away after a race and say, I had a blast no matter where you finish. Most of us get on Wednesday nights if your up for a run. Cheers emu.
 
Testing results. No fuel needed and the softs can be anywhere between 10-15 laps depending if you treat them like a beautiful woman or a total scrag.

The car is much more stable under acceleration than the dodge so you can push harder without the back end doing a Miley Cyrus impression.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by Auts girlfriend Shorn and the number 72
 
Clint_MPS
Testing results. No fuel needed and the softs can be anywhere between 10-15 laps depending if you treat them like a beautiful woman or a total scrag.

The car is much more stable under acceleration than the dodge so you can push harder without the back end doing a Miley Cyrus impression.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by Auts girlfriend Shorn and the number 72
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I spoke to Shorn, and she said you are baaaared from seeing her again as the things you did to her were quite baaaaaad.

We had a run the other night, I think I was lapping in the 1:07s from memory, how did you do?
 
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