Ugliest car in GT3 (by popular request)
- Thread starter Danger Powers
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- SevenYearsDead
"When you said it was your 'Autobahnstormer' I thought you meant it had an engine not on of Dr Diesel's evil inventions"
hmmmm.... the Golf TDi is quicker than the GTi- same engine in mine. You and your GSA anytime; and I'll start in 3rd gear to give you a chance
BTW- is that one of those atrocious things that raises when you start it up? My grandad had a Citroen Pallas when I was a kid. Not yer ideal getaway car....
hmmmm.... the Golf TDi is quicker than the GTi- same engine in mine. You and your GSA anytime; and I'll start in 3rd gear to give you a chance
BTW- is that one of those atrocious things that raises when you start it up? My grandad had a Citroen Pallas when I was a kid. Not yer ideal getaway car....
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- mr_pushrod
Yes, but your car is a lot heavier than the Golf and while it may be the same engine, does it have the same power? And my car does have to raise up and it isn't quick but then it's my first car, if it was quick, I couldn't afford the insurance! Besides, my car is much more comfy than yours
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- axletramp
Hey, hey, hey. I've got a Golf GTi 1.8T (not for long - then I'm a ricer!) and it pisses all over the TDi!!!Originally posted by g.money
hmmmm.... the Golf TDi is quicker than the GTi- same engine in mine. You and your GSA anytime; and I'll start in 3rd gear to give you a chance
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- mr_pushrod
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- SevenYearsDead
Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Yes, but your car is a lot heavier than the Golf and while it may be the same engine, does it have the same power? And my car does have to raise up and it isn't quick but then it's my first car, if it was quick, I couldn't afford the insurance! Besides, my car is much more comfy than yours
heavier, yes. Same power, yes. Insurance- tell me about it- THAT IS WHY I HAVE A DIESEL, my friend (£1300!!!) Comfier? I wouldn't bet on it- lovely sports seats made for people who can afford to spend 20-odd grand on a car. Only problem is that these people tend to have wide asses..... (unlike my 6'2" 12stone frame)
and being able to do 125mph with a full car of five adults? Priceless... 
uch:
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- SevenYearsDead
" 6' 2" - yeah right! Everyone knows that height isn't attainable on a northern diet! Chips 'n' gravy, black puddings, gorse bushes, babies, red cross parcels and pidgeon stews! "
-even more incredible when you think we only get three and a half hours of sunlight a year
ps don't forget the whippet soup...
-even more incredible when you think we only get three and a half hours of sunlight a year ps don't forget the whippet soup...
- 1,803
- mr_pushrod
I totally understand about the insurance but there is no way your Audi is more comfortable than my Citroen!
- 1,803
- mr_pushrod
A) mine goes round corners, just not very quickly
B) the leather will just make it smell different
C) my car isn't soft, it's compliant
B) the leather will just make it smell different
C) my car isn't soft, it's compliant
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can't tell- they're just big! 
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- Jersey V.1.0
- axletramp
Hanging round your neck on a string like Larry Grayson's!Originally posted by g.money
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Jeez- where are my sunglasses?
I do believe that this 'Aztacky' thing is the first vehicle ever not to have one slightly attractive feature!
Presumably it was wind tunnel tested at the Lego factory. 
It reminds me of the replacement station wagon in National Lampoon's Vacation!!!
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- SevenYearsDead
hahahahahaahahha!!!!!!!! the following is taken from a page aptly titled "crap cars"...
"Pictured on this page is the Daihatsu Move. Isn't it utterly, horribly revolting? I mean just look at it. It was designed by every 2year old that ever held a crayon. I find it absolutely no suprise that, in a very few weeks after this monstrosity was launched, the currency and economy of South Korea fell thorugh the floor. It is the ultimate car designed and built for people who have absolutely no interest in cars. And yet there are such people and they do buy them which I find beggars belief.
There are of course lots of cars which bring out the worst in me. I have quite a simple rule which states that Metros, Maestroes, Montegoes and Micras get absolutely no respect from me. Don't let 'em out, get in front of 'em whenever possible because if you have one in front of you, it will hold you up and do any number of bizarre things which are likely to raise one's blood pressure to dangerous levels, and for which reason alone they should be outlawed on health grounds. The Daihatsu Move and all the foul creations in it's class are slightly different, in that they should be firebombed on sight. "
heeheehee...
"Pictured on this page is the Daihatsu Move. Isn't it utterly, horribly revolting? I mean just look at it. It was designed by every 2year old that ever held a crayon. I find it absolutely no suprise that, in a very few weeks after this monstrosity was launched, the currency and economy of South Korea fell thorugh the floor. It is the ultimate car designed and built for people who have absolutely no interest in cars. And yet there are such people and they do buy them which I find beggars belief.
There are of course lots of cars which bring out the worst in me. I have quite a simple rule which states that Metros, Maestroes, Montegoes and Micras get absolutely no respect from me. Don't let 'em out, get in front of 'em whenever possible because if you have one in front of you, it will hold you up and do any number of bizarre things which are likely to raise one's blood pressure to dangerous levels, and for which reason alone they should be outlawed on health grounds. The Daihatsu Move and all the foul creations in it's class are slightly different, in that they should be firebombed on sight. "
heeheehee...
