Ugliest car in GT3 (by popular request)

Ugliest car in GT3? Or anywhere for that matter....

  • Trueno GT-Apex Shigeno version (popular choice)

    Votes: 58 8.5%

  • Trueno GT-Apex (another popular choice)

    Votes: 51 7.4%

  • Daihatsu Mira

    Votes: 103 15.0%

  • Suzuki Alto Works

    Votes: 133 19.4%

  • Suzuki Escudo Pikes Peak

    Votes: 86 12.6%

  • Volkswagen Lupo

    Votes: 45 6.6%

  • Austin Allegro

    Votes: 46 6.7%

  • Africa

    Votes: 34 5.0%

  • Badger

    Votes: 20 2.9%

  • Fox

    Votes: 18 2.6%

  • None of the above

    Votes: 101 14.7%
  • Total voters
    685
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Allegro smart? I don't think so! Besides, my mum's Trueno can beat your dad's Allegro 'smart' bomb don't you know! In terms of initial D, I got 10 discs, The first series, second series, movie, battle stage and extra stage.

ps.DP, you into that whole Richard Gere/Hamsters thing?
 
Well OK they're not smart, but they are heavy! Hey, and pick your own fight's - Allegro vs GSA should do it(as long as it's still got it's wheels seeing as you're in Liverpool now). Imagine that on Top Gear - the showdown of showdown's... :lol:

Do you realise just how close you are to g.money country!:eek:

DP has moved on from hamsters to weazels and skunks apparently. One day he might reach the heady heights of a large dog or donkey. :ouch:
 
I didn't bring my GSA up to uni, to expensive and too much of a liability. It was up here for one week last year when I couldn't get a train up from home. In that time, it recieved a number of dings, one large dent and one of my flatmates ran over the car, denting the bonnet, fat git. As for GSA v Allegro, GSA would win, it was designed to be at its most efficient going forwards.
 
Strange, the Allegro is more efficient going backwards. :odd:

Allegro has far more effective weapons for instance, those child-friendly chrome bolt-ons can rip at any exposed flesh or crappy french plastic panels.

Uh Oh, this is turning into a Robot Wars thread! :rolleyes:

Have you thought about a nice new sporty replacement bonnet? I think you know where I'm going with this...;)
 
I know the Allegro is more efficient going forwards, thats why I said a GSA would win. The GSA was designed to go forwards!

In terms of weaponary, my car can increase it's ride hight so I can hit people higher up, forcing them under. I believe the GSA wins again:)

In terms of a bonnet, I was eyeing up a nice carbon fibre one actually.......
 
Looks like DP had to sell his hairdresser's cruiser and down-grade to something more practical...

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I think it'll look good when it's painted. :D
 
The Horror! Red cross in white box, can't get mcuh uglier than that! Oh, found something that is definatly uglier than the Trueno, I give you the Honda Element
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Eugh :ill:
 
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Originally posted by mr_pushrod
I didn't bring my GSA up to uni, to expensive and too much of a liability. It was up here for one week last year when I couldn't get a train up from home. In that time, it recieved a number of dings, one large dent and one of my flatmates ran over the car, denting the bonnet, fat git.
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.....can only be an improvement, really...
 
and finally... (BTW you can p!ss off GM!!!) ;) :D
 

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We should have had a birthday party for this thread.

Actually it should be on 12-04-2001 - THE original on GTF!:eek:
 
so topical it should be page 30 too for my return- I turned 30 a couple of weeks ago. Double celebration? :D

ps AT- *&^£"$%$)(
 
Originally posted by g.money
so topical it should be page 30 too for my return- I turned 30 a couple of weeks ago.
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Stone?

Happy birthday. Get anything nice?

It's my 35th in August. I want lots of pressies, thanks.

BTW have you been up to anything interesting? mr_p's in Liverpool now - getting worried?;)
 
Originally posted by axletramp
Stone?

Happy birthday. Get anything nice?

It's my 35th in August. I want lots of pressies, thanks.

BTW have you been up to anything interesting? mr_p's in Liverpool now - getting worried?;)
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only worried that he might bring that ((shudder)) GSA thing round my manor. guv. The Irish sea's in the OTHER direction :mischievous:
 
Don't worry I don't think they let him through custom's with it.

"Anything to declare, sir?"
"Yes, one plastic french air-sprung whale with the imprint of a fat student's ar$e on the bonnet."
"Don't try that one sonny. Do you think I was born yesterday? That's a Trueno and smuggling one of those this far north is a criminal offence (unlike pick-pocketing, growing skunk, very skinny girls with orange tans on crack and shell suits), YOU'RE NICKED!"
 
I could have sworn that said "growning skunk" earlier... :odd:

as for skinny girls with fake tan on their crack, well, whatever turns you on. TR-U-E-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D
 
:eek: i am shocked that the Trueno would even be listed as an Ugly car, it looks tight, especially with the Panda paint job, granted its not the best looking car in the game, but it looks sweet nonetheless
 
Originally posted by g.money
I could have sworn that said "growning skunk" earlier... :odd:
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Growning Skunks, miserable whippets and fukked off ferrets - you've got the lot up there. :P

Hey incubusnb, at least panda's can't breed. It's not so much that it's ugly (although the styling is a little too close to any 70's north London minicab cab or '83 Nissan Bluebird) it's more that it p!sses off the ooh-sooo feverant fans.;) :D
 
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Hey incubusnb, at least panda's can't breed. It's not so much that it's ugly (although the styling is a little too close to any 70's north London minicab cab or '83 Nissan Bluebird) it's more that it p!sses off the ooh-sooo feverant fans.;) :D
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true, alot of Trueno fans go to far in defending it, but its definately not ugly, you have to remember it was designed in the early 80s, but for a boxy design, its sweet looking
 
It terms of anything interesting, I am totally hammered writing this after going out,It is taking all my concentraton to write this! Erm, no fear of GSA making an apperance due to hassle. Am going back to drinking and skunks, later!
 
Happy birthday to my thread, Happy birthday to my thread, Happy birthday dear threadie, Happy birthday to my thread....

Ok 58 quid, I can go to singapore 5 times for that first class and buy the entire output of the microsoft software development company - and still have ten shillings change.....

Allegros are fun yes, but they have never met the mighty MX5 Hairdressorbot complete with dual (I say) dual speed hairdryer grenades. No match whatsoever.... and

NO CAR COULD EVER BE UGLIER THAN THAT GOD AWFUL TRUENO. EXCEPT FOR, I SAY, EXCEPT FOR THE TRUENO MK2 ....

Just my tuppence happeny's worth =)
 
Because this poll doesn't actually bear any relation to real life I think we need to boost it a little... basically the thread should be called - 'We hate truenos because'....

OK, I see we haven't been around for a while guys so we will start with thetop 100 reasons... I'll do the easy ones:

1/ Its white with a black vinyl bonnet(hood) (yes I know its carbon fibre but it looks like something you can buy from a scrapyard for $10)

2/ It looks like a 1983 Vauxhall Cavalier only its not that bloody awful sage green colour and probably handles as well (hmm drifting, isn't that mixing radials and cross plys?)

3/It's made by a damn dirty japanese company (that isn't mazda)

4/ well that bloody bonnet (hood)..

next... (feel free to add pics of cars that are comparably as bad, just don't do the Pacer - lest we forget Waynes World)...
 

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