Vasoline *rotfl*

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A guy owns this nice motorbike but he has to put vasoline on it when it rains to keep the paint job from screwing up. One day the guy is driving in the country side and his motorbike breaks down. He sees this farmhouse and walks up to it and knocks on the door. A man comes out and the guy says "My motorbike broke down. Is it alright if I stay here for a while?". The farmer says "Ok. But there's one rule. You can't talk inside the house or you have to do the dishes." The guy agrees to this and walks inside. He sees this huge stack of dirty dishes. At dinner time that night he thinks to himself 'I'll try and get some of these people to do the dishes'. So, he gets up out of his seat, takes the clothes off the farmer's daughter and has sex with her. Sits back down - nothing said. Then he does the same to the farmer's wife. Nothing said. Then the guy hears thunder in the distance and he knows it is going to rain soon. So the guy jumps out of his seat and grabs a can of vasoline. The farmer jumps up out of his seat and says "Alright! Alright! I'll do the dishes!"
 
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A guy buys this nice new motorbike, but before he rides away with it the salesman tells him he has to put vasoline on it when it rains to keep the paint job from screwing up. Anyways a bit later on in the week he goes to his girlfriends place for dinner to meet her parents. But as he walks in the door her dad whispers in his ear “Just a word of warning. Don’t talk during dinner or youll have to do the dishes." The guy agrees to this and walks inside. As he passes the kitchen he sees this huge stack of dirty dishes all over the sink, the benches, and the floor. When dinner comes around the guy decides to see if he can get his girlfriend or one of her parents to talk. So, he gets up out of his seat, rips his girlfriends clothes off and has sex with her right there on the table. Sits back down - nothing said. So he gets up again and this time he rips his girlfriend’s moms clothes off and does the same to her. Again, nothing said. Then the guy hears thunder in the distance and, knowing it is going to rain soon, he gets up quickly to go grease up his bike. But as he jumps out of his seat and pulls the can of vasoline out of his pocket, his girlfriend’s dad shouts "Alright! Alright! I'll do the dishes!"
 
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