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A guy owns this nice motorbike but he has to put vasoline on it when it rains to keep the paint job from screwing up. One day the guy is driving in the country side and his motorbike breaks down. He sees this farmhouse and walks up to it and knocks on the door. A man comes out and the guy says "My motorbike broke down. Is it alright if I stay here for a while?". The farmer says "Ok. But there's one rule. You can't talk inside the house or you have to do the dishes." The guy agrees to this and walks inside. He sees this huge stack of dirty dishes. At dinner time that night he thinks to himself 'I'll try and get some of these people to do the dishes'. So, he gets up out of his seat, takes the clothes off the farmer's daughter and has sex with her. Sits back down - nothing said. Then he does the same to the farmer's wife. Nothing said. Then the guy hears thunder in the distance and he knows it is going to rain soon. So the guy jumps out of his seat and grabs a can of vasoline. The farmer jumps up out of his seat and says "Alright! Alright! I'll do the dishes!"