Weapons?

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What would you choose (read scenario below)

  • Knife

    Votes: 5 10.6%

  • Sword

    Votes: 9 19.1%

  • Brass knuckles

    Votes: 5 10.6%

  • Taizer

    Votes: 4 8.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 24 51.1%
  • Total voters
    47
one of these:

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this is'nt bad:
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and last but not least:
from the private collection:
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Actually, I have been re-thinking my answer on this.
I believe that with my cartoon pocket, I would reach in Pull out the Tazmanian Devil, and tell him that my attacker is a rabbit.
 
I suddenly have the urge to pull out my old Punisher comics.

The good ol' Heel-to-temple trick works nicely. :trouble:
 
-Knife, atleast you get some pleasure, out of killing him, not just pulling a trigger, Mmmmmmmmm...........pleasure!
 
Originally posted by Rat Bastid
Dude- Is that Valerie? She's starting to look like Roseanne!
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Yep, that's my sweetie.

Roseanne? You have got to be kidding me!👎:yuck:

Val did get a little chubby, but she slimed down for her new TV movie coming out in Christmas, and for her new TV show coming out this fall.

Besides, I like my women like I like my peanutbutter, chunky style!:D
 
Originally posted by Rat Bastid
I suddenly have the urge to pull out my old Punisher comics.
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hahaha, yeah. I was thinking the exact same thing. comics galore!!!!

Cano

as for a gun... mmhh... a Squadra. I love how those feels. then again, a bass would be cool too :D
 
Other - personal teleporting device.

I'm starting to think that my fascination with being able to get from here to there in no time and no effor is becoming an obsession.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
How do you popeye someone's ass? And please keep in mind that this is a PG-13 forum.
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Popeye was a cartoon figure a while ago who was a sailor. Whenever he ate spinach he would get all muscular and beat up Brutus; who was always after his girlfriend with the obnoxious voice, Olive Oyl. Good cartoon for the time it was on the air...
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Other - personal teleporting device.

I'm starting to think that my fascination with being able to get from here to there in no time and no effor is becoming an obsession.
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Or maybe you've been reading a little too much Harry Potter!
 
I'll update mine:
The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun...Come Get some."

AO
 
If he was far away you could use that new 50 caliber sniper rifle...accurate up to a mile away and doesn't make any more noise than air brakes.
 
Once again, Sledge Hammer. Then I could re-enact being a Paladin from WarCraft3 and squash creeps with my hammer:D


Wait, no, I just like the sledge hammer how it is, lots of force, and acts like the original swords(They were blunt pieces of metal that were only really ment to break bones, not cut off heads and the like)
 
If he was far away you could use that new 50 caliber sniper rifle...accurate up to a mile away and doesn't make any more noise than air brakes.
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There's actually not a whole lot new about .50 BMG sniper rifles, they've been around for a good 10 years or more now. And they make plenty of noise, but usually the bullet impacts and you're dead (You have to think that .50 BMG was originally made to take out tanks, and that's what it's still used for in most instances) before the sonic crack travels to your location.

Speed of sound: Around 1,210 feet per second
Speed of a .50 BMG round: Around 2,800 feet per second
 
I'd probably pull out a boombox with Britney Spears playing. That should scare the attacker away in no time ;) Or maybe a Colt Python as some else already suggested ;)
 
Originally posted by Ghost C
There's actually not a whole lot new about .50 BMG sniper rifles, they've been around for a good 10 years or more now. And they make plenty of noise, but usually the bullet impacts and you're dead (You have to think that .50 BMG was originally made to take out tanks, and that's what it's still used for in most instances) before the sonic crack travels to your location.

Speed of sound: Around 1,210 feet per second
Speed of a .50 BMG round: Around 2,800 feet per second
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no it's a new one with a special silencer...

I'll find out what it is exactly at work tomorrow...
 
Originally posted by 1mic
its actually called a SAWED-OFF Shotgun...
NOT sawn off
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Sawed off makes you sound like a ****ing retard, you can keep saying it if you want, 'll use the non retarded wording.
 
Other- I'd have one of three things on me....
1.Aragorn's Sword from LOTR
2.Legolas's Bow so I could shoot two arrows a once or his double swords
3.Gimli's Axe

I'd then chop his arms and legs off Monty Python Style for being a Nincompoop(sp?) or better yet, sick the evil white rabbit with pointy teeth on him.

Or, I'd bust out some Kung Fu moves like Bruce Lee, Neo from the Matrix, or even Jackie Chan.
 

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