There are quite a few celebs that live near me, or have at some point, but i've never met them.
Ross Kemp (Eastenders a few years ago - UK only)
Janet Street Porter (she's to do with some tabloid, and was on "i'm a celbrity get me out of here" last time it was on)
Kemp used to live near me, but move away when he realised my old school was down the road, and Street Porter does currently live around the same area.
Also, orlando bloom was born 20 mins down the road from me, in canterbury.
Loads of celebs seem to like where i live - Whitstable, Kent. Famous for it's sunsets, and oyster bars, the celebs seem to love it.
I've only ever met one person, and not someone to boast about - Toyah Wilcox. But my friend has met (UK only) Dick and Dom - those annoying idiots who have revitalised "ask the familly" and started "dick and dom in da bungalow" which, to those who don't know, consists of complete madness, and custard throwing.