What do BOBS do when they arent driving?

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I've often wondered what our Bobs get up to when they aren't tearing around the track obeying our every command. And wondered what yours get up to off piste!

I've a feeling mine is into quilting and cross stitch, and could often be seen on the pit wall putting together a bed spread for his Nan.

Also I think I saw mine in Asda the other day, but didn't want to embarrass myself and say hi incase it wasn't him!
 
Booze & Whores.
 
I'm pretty sure the Bobs sit around getting stoned. That's why they drive so terribly.
 
Standing in a glass box with arms crossed and forever looking on and on.
 
Mine stay locked in a cage in my basement, but don't worry, I give them table scraps...
 
Mine sit on the computer all day playing WoW and drinking Monster.
 
Mine staying home playing their version of GT5 it is like esher effect and they are directing their own drivers and so on and so on.
 
My 6 bobs eat,sleep, and watch tv together. Each with their own couch.
 
My B-spec Bobs are astronauts!!! (N. Armstrong and B. Aldrin!!!) This is bad however, as they drive like they're on the moon. :scared:
 
They just sit down in a chair and stare into space, waiting to race.
 
They spend time taking pictures in "gangsta" pose.
 
They stand in an artistic pose with their arms crossed.
 
Mine play scrabble together.
 
I don't have any, I do my own driving!
 
Some say they have a part time job on a popular british car show...
 
Practice their racing.... on Mario Kart Wii. ~Turtle
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They spend their time doing the exact same thing they do when driving, banging their heads against something concrete.
 
Mine sleeps with the mechanics wife one by one, thats why the mechanic is so depressed.... and why his wife is sore in the morning.
 
Cryo freeze. Gotta' keep em' young and in their um.... prime?
 
Mine spend their days making cardboard cutouts of professional racing drivers, then pushing them into paper shredders.
 
Lotus380
Mine spend their days making cardboard cutouts of professional racing drivers, then pushing them into paper shredders.
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I think we have a winner. That is the BEST and most unexpected response I think I have EVER read. touche.
 
My bobs go raise bob families, except for one of them. That one takes hits from the bong ( or at least he drives like it)
 
Lotus380
Mine spend their days making cardboard cutouts of professional racing drivers, then pushing them into paper shredders.
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HAHAHAHAHA :bowdown::lol: I've never laughed so much about a response in my life. 👍
 
Mine spend most of there time reading "Winning Races For Dumbies - 101 ways to win a race without knowing how to drive "
 
Lotus380
Mine spend their days making cardboard cutouts of professional racing drivers, then pushing them into paper shredders.
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"Sebastian Vettel" *goes into shredder* "NNNIIIIIEEEEERRRR"
 
Aha! Once I retire one or they are no longer in their "prime" (at this point iv lost all meaning of what prime is. I'm starting to think redbull colored murals on track barriers) I recycle them into tires! Depending on their level sometimes I can even get a sports hard on from them!

Edit: omg........ I just saw that I said "sports hard on" lmfao.
 
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